Amazon Alexa but it looks like this magical black box.
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he/him asexual panromantic legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
Now I want a bard that plays a small version of a muppophone. Cute little creature lined up in order of pitch and the musician strikes them with a hammer and they say “ow” on the right note until it’s music
I had a bard who was proficient with an Akai MPC-1000 Sampler once. He was also proficient in rap, so when he rolled a Nat 20 on Performance checks, he'd start rapping Rap God.
ever seen that clip of a guy playing the barcode scanner?
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he/him asexual panromantic legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
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KAZOO.
Amazon Alexa but it looks like this magical black box.
he/him
asexual panromantic
legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another
Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
I’m genuinely inclined to make my multi class sorcerer bard just use the stick of the triangle as a magic wand 😅
I've toyed around with the idea of a Dwarven bard who uses a fifty-pound anvil with a pair of hammers as his musical instrument.
Now I want a bard that plays a small version of a muppophone. Cute little creature lined up in order of pitch and the musician strikes them with a hammer and they say “ow” on the right note until it’s music
Genius.
ever seen that clip of a guy playing the barcode scanner?
he/him
asexual panromantic
legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another
Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."