A local merchant announces that someone has stolen his Carrion Crawlers. "A cloaked figured grabbed them and ran into the woods!" he says. The party will probably think he is talking about Carrion Crawlers, when he is really saying 'Carry-on Crawlers". So the things that were stolen were just plain old insects in carry-on bags.
Some of these may be punchlines to d&d jokes......
"It's Knife to meet you" send the party off to assassinate someone.
"Hole-y Armour" A Paladin has lost his Chain mail armour and tasks the party with helping to find it.
"I Scream, you scream, we all scream for Eyes Cream" A new flavour sensation is sweeping the nation, its ice cream made from beholder eyes...any volunteers to go harvest the eyes?
"A Reptile Dysfunction" A ranger has lost control of his crocodile animal companion and needs help bring it back under his control.
"Enter the Sauce-erer" A new threat is in town and their taking out people onr meal at a time. Food based Sorcerer shenanigans, reflavour spells with a foody twist (fireball to meatball, hold person manifests as spagetti or noodles for example).
"The White Dwarf" the party need to go kill a dwarf, he's described as pale skinned, white hair and beard, old and very sour temprement. He's also undead and a wight...but the party don't need to know that.
"Some tasks just drag-on" THe local magical emporium has had a run on selling scrolls of Aganazzars Scorcher and has run out of red dragon scales (the material component for the spell), if only there were some brave adventureres who would go sneak into the nearby mountains and pick some up from the dragons lair.
"Otyurgh to be joking!?!" The sewers have backed up, and all manner of foulness is flooding the streets...best send some adventurers in o the sewers to see what the blockage is.
"Between a Roc and a hard place" Thats one huge bird...oh look its heading straight for us.....
"It's me precious!" A halfling has had her ring stolen and wants it back, now all they have to do is track down golum and get it...did I say golum? I meant track down an Iron Golem
So I have agreed to DM a few one shots for players during the lockdown and they dont want it to serious so......
I need PUN quest names (and the quest involved if you want to write it), the funner the pun the better.
Come on then hit me with your best puns
This isn't quite a pun, but make a random town called "Newcastle"
Have a poster stating "Newcastle Bonfire, bring coal We'll pay x gold" Assign some random number of silver per pound
A local merchant announces that someone has stolen his Carrion Crawlers. "A cloaked figured grabbed them and ran into the woods!" he says. The party will probably think he is talking about Carrion Crawlers, when he is really saying 'Carry-on Crawlers". So the things that were stolen were just plain old insects in carry-on bags.
There is no dawn after eternal night.
Homebrew: Magic items, Subclasses
Some of these may be punchlines to d&d jokes......
"It's Knife to meet you" send the party off to assassinate someone.
"Hole-y Armour" A Paladin has lost his Chain mail armour and tasks the party with helping to find it.
"I Scream, you scream, we all scream for Eyes Cream" A new flavour sensation is sweeping the nation, its ice cream made from beholder eyes...any volunteers to go harvest the eyes?
"A Reptile Dysfunction" A ranger has lost control of his crocodile animal companion and needs help bring it back under his control.
"Enter the Sauce-erer" A new threat is in town and their taking out people onr meal at a time. Food based Sorcerer shenanigans, reflavour spells with a foody twist (fireball to meatball, hold person manifests as spagetti or noodles for example).
"The White Dwarf" the party need to go kill a dwarf, he's described as pale skinned, white hair and beard, old and very sour temprement. He's also undead and a wight...but the party don't need to know that.
"Some tasks just drag-on" THe local magical emporium has had a run on selling scrolls of Aganazzars Scorcher and has run out of red dragon scales (the material component for the spell), if only there were some brave adventureres who would go sneak into the nearby mountains and pick some up from the dragons lair.
"Otyurgh to be joking!?!" The sewers have backed up, and all manner of foulness is flooding the streets...best send some adventurers in o the sewers to see what the blockage is.
"Between a Roc and a hard place" Thats one huge bird...oh look its heading straight for us.....
"It's me precious!" A halfling has had her ring stolen and wants it back, now all they have to do is track down golum and get it...did I say golum? I meant track down an Iron Golem