Giant space hamsters are honestly the funniest D&D creatures ever. Literally a hamster the size of a horse. No other difference. And some of them could shapeshift into similar creatures, breath fire and phase in and out of existence. I’m pretty sure that that ones powers were drawn randomly from a hat. And some of them are the size of normal hamsters. Because a giant space hamster is indistinguishable from a normal hamster except for size, this makes giant miniature space hamsters pretty much just hamsters with a long, weird and contradictory name.
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Giant space hamsters are honestly the funniest D&D creatures ever. Literally a hamster the size of a horse. No other difference. And some of them could shapeshift into similar creatures, breath fire and phase in and out of existence. I’m pretty sure that that ones powers were drawn randomly from a hat. And some of them are the size of normal hamsters. Because a giant space hamster is indistinguishable from a normal hamster except for size, this makes giant miniature space hamsters pretty much just hamsters with a long, weird and contradictory name.
It makes sense when you remember that giant space hamsters and miniature giant space hamsters are both the result of magical breeding programs carried out by tinker gnomes.
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Giant space hamsters are honestly the funniest D&D creatures ever. Literally a hamster the size of a horse. No other difference. And some of them could shapeshift into similar creatures, breath fire and phase in and out of existence. I’m pretty sure that that ones powers were drawn randomly from a hat. And some of them are the size of normal hamsters. Because a giant space hamster is indistinguishable from a normal hamster except for size, this makes giant miniature space hamsters pretty much just hamsters with a long, weird and contradictory name.
It makes sense when you remember that giant space hamsters and miniature giant space hamsters are both the result of magical breeding programs carried out by tinker gnomes.
So, they breed hamsters to be gigantic for some reason, and then breed those to be small again? Honestly that just makes it make less sense.
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Yeah, well, tinker gnomes are like that. We're talking back in 2nd edition when the race had a bonus to intelligence and a penalty to wisdom and they were all kooky inventors who built Rube Goldberg contraptions for everything. If you went to one to try and get a pot to boil water faster while you're out in the wilderness, they'd most likely end up building an eighty ton steam-powered catapult designed to fling boiling water at you from your home, but they'd have forgotten that the door to their workshop was only three feet tall so it could never be used.
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Yeah, well, tinker gnomes are like that. We're talking back in 2nd edition when the race had a bonus to intelligence and a penalty to wisdom and they were all kooky inventors who built Rube Goldberg contraptions for everything. If you went to one to try and get a pot to boil water faster while you're out in the wilderness, they'd most likely end up building an eighty ton steam-powered catapult designed to fling boiling water at you from your home, but they'd have forgotten that the door to their workshop was only three feet tall so it could never be used.
True.
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And you'd better believe that he's going to go for the eyes.
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Ducks are one of the most deadly creatures to those not trained to slay them.
Flumphs are definitely high on the list for weird. I'm still not 100% on what you're supposed to do with them...
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Intellect devourers are both overpowered, strange and a have low challenge rating. Overall a very odd creature.
Yep.
Giff are epic.
Giant space hamsters are honestly the funniest D&D creatures ever. Literally a hamster the size of a horse. No other difference. And some of them could shapeshift into similar creatures, breath fire and phase in and out of existence. I’m pretty sure that that ones powers were drawn randomly from a hat. And some of them are the size of normal hamsters. Because a giant space hamster is indistinguishable from a normal hamster except for size, this makes giant miniature space hamsters pretty much just hamsters with a long, weird and contradictory name.
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It makes sense when you remember that giant space hamsters and miniature giant space hamsters are both the result of magical breeding programs carried out by tinker gnomes.
Find your own truth, choose your enemies carefully, and never deal with a dragon.
"Canon" is what's factual to D&D lore. "Cannon" is what you're going to be shot with if you keep getting the word wrong.
So, they breed hamsters to be gigantic for some reason, and then breed those to be small again? Honestly that just makes it make less sense.
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Yeah, well, tinker gnomes are like that. We're talking back in 2nd edition when the race had a bonus to intelligence and a penalty to wisdom and they were all kooky inventors who built Rube Goldberg contraptions for everything. If you went to one to try and get a pot to boil water faster while you're out in the wilderness, they'd most likely end up building an eighty ton steam-powered catapult designed to fling boiling water at you from your home, but they'd have forgotten that the door to their workshop was only three feet tall so it could never be used.
Find your own truth, choose your enemies carefully, and never deal with a dragon.
"Canon" is what's factual to D&D lore. "Cannon" is what you're going to be shot with if you keep getting the word wrong.
True.
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