One time in a campain as a player I swallowed a bag of holding and it got stuck in my throat. So I couldn't talk but I ate a lot of things and it was funny.
One time in a campain as a player I swallowed a bag of holding and it got stuck in my throat. So I couldn't talk but I ate a lot of things and it was funny.
Later that bag of holding was used to go under a door that needed a key. It was funny. The kay was in a random chest. That campaign has had so many funny moments i can tell sooooo many more if anyone wants me to say them,.
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Made my players hate me with human mimics, they tried to fight the BBG and got wiped. I got fruits thrown.
Once had a campaign and I like to add a little quirk to my NPC battles so I made it so mimics could morph into humans they saw or ones in their imagination "these mimics were sentient" and could move their actual mouths around to bite so put your head down to an npc's chest to hear there heartbeat BOOM heads gone, wanted to shake hands with the shopkeeper, Arms gone. My players eventually became horrified and paranoid of any physical actions so they starting demolishing towns soon they met the BBG and thought it was a mimic so they went to fireblast it.... it was really a dragon lack of fire damage, they got wiped. I got several fruits thrown at me in outrage.
Made my players hate me with human mimics, they tried to fight the BBG and got wiped. I got fruits thrown.
Once had a campaign and I like to add a little quirk to my NPC battles so I made it so mimics could morph into humans they saw or ones in their imagination "these mimics were sentient" and could move their actual mouths around to bite so put your head down to an npc's chest to hear there heartbeat BOOM heads gone, wanted to shake hands with the shopkeeper, Arms gone. My players eventually became horrified and paranoid of any physical actions so they starting demolishing towns soon they met the BBG and thought it was a mimic so they went to fireblast it.... it was really a dragon lack of fire damage, they got wiped. I got several fruits thrown at me in outrage.
I like the mimic idea!
Ikve been wanting to put some actual fear into my campaigns, and this might be the perfect idea.
I had just bought a campaign and the players were only level 4, first adventure. I gave them the sword of Kas, saying it was just on display in a random person's cabin—a big mistake. The funny part is that it must be bathed in blood within a minute. My dwarf in the party grabbed the sword, and, finding the nearest bath of blood, killed the goliath in the party by stabbing him lengthwise, using him as a sheath for the sword. As in he just stabbed him and then shoved the sword upwards into his body to the point you couldn't see the sword anymore.
Before that though, on the same adventure, something even funnier happened. WARNING KIND OF SEXUAL. So they were fighting these skinwalkers, but one of my pc's was still drunk. Now, we're teenagers, so we're quite unhinged. This player especially. He was also naked because of reasons. He said he wanted to cast Shilleleigh on his dong. I, not knowing any better, said yes. What I didn't expect was everybody then casting spells to turn his dong into an actual titanium-strength javelin (An actual javelin merged with it) that would electrocute and freeze anyone who dared touch it. He then stabbed the skinwalkers, who, at the time, had their arms over each other for some reason. that meant that they would all be shocked. They all rolled nat 20's and he killed all 4 skinwalkers there.
This isn't nearly as funny as most of others but is still funny nonetheless.
My first time DMing my party was making their way through Redbrand hideout in LMoP when they realized that it was built directly under an old manor. A manor they could burn to the ground. I decided that if they actually got it burning then the damage would cause the hideout to cave in. Now the funny part came when they sent the Tabaxi into town for oil. Me being a new DM made the mistake of determining how long a round trip would take. This came out to like 5-10 minutes. They spent all their gold on oil. Something like 32 gallons. Using the weight for oil in the players handbooks that's 250 lbs. They bought gallons of oil and ran up and down a couple Hundred foot hill in just over five minutes. Then when it came to actually burning the place down I roled really low on my d100 so it only took a few rounds for the building to collapse 🤦🏻♂️
Earlier in that same adventure the druid, at level one went on ahead of the party by hundreds of feet only to get ambushed and killed in the first five minutes of his first ever game of dnd.
I'm DM, first session and my players walk to the tavern. Half-Elf Ranger tries to bargain price down. Rolls a 1 + -1 Cha is a 0. Price goes up for him. He changes tactics to threatening to burn the tavern down, with a cantrip (Fire Bolt). Fails intimidation roll as well (Like a 7 or something). Goes outside, attempts to burn tavern down. It doesn't work. They get arrested.
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Monster Fact of the Day: Tarrasque
Tarrasque's have a magical regeneration and are able to reflect spells back at its enemies
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One time in a campain as a player I swallowed a bag of holding and it got stuck in my throat. So I couldn't talk but I ate a lot of things and it was funny.
Later that bag of holding was used to go under a door that needed a key. It was funny. The kay was in a random chest. That campaign has had so many funny moments i can tell sooooo many more if anyone wants me to say them,.
Your not worthless, your heart can sell for millions on the dark web.
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Made my players hate me with human mimics, they tried to fight the BBG and got wiped. I got fruits thrown.
Once had a campaign and I like to add a little quirk to my NPC battles so I made it so mimics could morph into humans they saw or ones in their imagination "these mimics were sentient" and could move their actual mouths around to bite so put your head down to an npc's chest to hear there heartbeat BOOM heads gone, wanted to shake hands with the shopkeeper, Arms gone. My players eventually became horrified and paranoid of any physical actions so they starting demolishing towns soon they met the BBG and thought it was a mimic so they went to fireblast it.... it was really a dragon lack of fire damage, they got wiped. I got several fruits thrown at me in outrage.
I like the mimic idea!
Ikve been wanting to put some actual fear into my campaigns, and this might be the perfect idea.
(He/Him), Pansexual dude. 🏳️🌈
I love cats, coffee and Dnd. Check out my tavern: THE PLATINUM KINGFISHER
Don't be a monday. Nobody likes mondays.
Of all the Dnd settings, Dragonlance is my absolute favourite.
I had just bought a campaign and the players were only level 4, first adventure. I gave them the sword of Kas, saying it was just on display in a random person's cabin—a big mistake. The funny part is that it must be bathed in blood within a minute. My dwarf in the party grabbed the sword, and, finding the nearest bath of blood, killed the goliath in the party by stabbing him lengthwise, using him as a sheath for the sword. As in he just stabbed him and then shoved the sword upwards into his body to the point you couldn't see the sword anymore.
Before that though, on the same adventure, something even funnier happened. WARNING KIND OF SEXUAL. So they were fighting these skinwalkers, but one of my pc's was still drunk. Now, we're teenagers, so we're quite unhinged. This player especially. He was also naked because of reasons. He said he wanted to cast Shilleleigh on his dong. I, not knowing any better, said yes. What I didn't expect was everybody then casting spells to turn his dong into an actual titanium-strength javelin (An actual javelin merged with it) that would electrocute and freeze anyone who dared touch it. He then stabbed the skinwalkers, who, at the time, had their arms over each other for some reason. that meant that they would all be shocked. They all rolled nat 20's and he killed all 4 skinwalkers there.
This isn't nearly as funny as most of others but is still funny nonetheless.
My first time DMing my party was making their way through Redbrand hideout in LMoP when they realized that it was built directly under an old manor. A manor they could burn to the ground. I decided that if they actually got it burning then the damage would cause the hideout to cave in. Now the funny part came when they sent the Tabaxi into town for oil. Me being a new DM made the mistake of determining how long a round trip would take. This came out to like 5-10 minutes. They spent all their gold on oil. Something like 32 gallons. Using the weight for oil in the players handbooks that's 250 lbs. They bought gallons of oil and ran up and down a couple Hundred foot hill in just over five minutes. Then when it came to actually burning the place down I roled really low on my d100 so it only took a few rounds for the building to collapse 🤦🏻♂️
Earlier in that same adventure the druid, at level one went on ahead of the party by hundreds of feet only to get ambushed and killed in the first five minutes of his first ever game of dnd.
I'm DM, first session and my players walk to the tavern. Half-Elf Ranger tries to bargain price down. Rolls a 1 + -1 Cha is a 0. Price goes up for him. He changes tactics to threatening to burn the tavern down, with a cantrip (Fire Bolt). Fails intimidation roll as well (Like a 7 or something). Goes outside, attempts to burn tavern down. It doesn't work. They get arrested.
Monster Fact of the Day: Tarrasque
Tarrasque's have a magical regeneration and are able to reflect spells back at its enemies
Praise Jeff with Your Hole Heart and Soul with the Sign of
DoomJOY to Come!!!!!We went down a slide filled with honey.
We where not wearing clothes.
There was a LOT OF FIRE.
No context needed.
(He/Him), Pansexual dude. 🏳️🌈
I love cats, coffee and Dnd. Check out my tavern: THE PLATINUM KINGFISHER
Don't be a monday. Nobody likes mondays.
Of all the Dnd settings, Dragonlance is my absolute favourite.