(He's fine. I was gonna swallow Grianne and give Shmitty a chance to be all heroic. But then she got bigger and gained a bunch of HP. When I needed her to get smaller.)
Shmitty struggles to load his crossbow and fires but the bolt falls feebly from the crossbow as its pressed against the creatures stomach lining. He tries again and the bolt goes clean through, exploding out of the creature and narrowly missing Grianne.
The Lizard screams and collapses as Grianne moves to coil around it. She wraps her huge form around the monster's equally huge form and with a gentle squeeze Shmitty pops out. Lying on the floor, He looks rather slimy and gross, contrary to the 'hot boy' that had started this hunt.
Crow walks around, rehabilitated from the thrashing parabolus gave him, feeling defeated he looks down at the gold in his hand "I only earned 40 gold and already had to pay Baryk the 18 owed to him... I'll need more gold. Maybe someone will give me a job so i can earn some and buy better gear, that's goal number one" he stashes the gold in his backpack and walks out of the colosseum
Shmitty, barely concious and covered in goo, stands up. He smiles for a moment then spits and hacks as giant lizard goo runs into his mouth. He wipes the juices from his goggles and says to Grianne, "That was easy! Could you help me drag this thing back to camp? I have a great idea for stew."
In The Glory Daisy is talking to Harmond, "You saw that thing. it was huge! Just wandering through the forest like it owned the place. We could have fed this town for a week. Slippery though. Next time we'll take it down for sure." She finishes her cafe and goes to sit with her plant.
Crow heard the man speak to him and smiled "I know a bit back from my days in the military. We were always drinking and somehow I always ended up being the one to mix and serve, if theres gold in it for me i'll help you out with just about anything"
(Yeah, you basically stole my next character concept for this campaign. I guess I'll just have to go with the anthropologist halfling oath of the ancients paladin instead.)
(Sorry, I've had this guy thrown around in my head for a while. Besides isn't Gewonnt doing quite well for himself? From what I've seen level 7 is no joke.)
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Eider, Level 13 Human Abjurer Wizard - Colosseum of Conquest (11W-3L) (Tougher than he looks)
Shmitty will hitch a ride on Griannes back. Looking at the sheer size of their kill Shmitty gets an idea."Let's hit up the slums and give this away. Hungry people won't let this go to waste."
"Stop just up ahead."Shmitty hops off Grianne's back and leads her to a part of the city where the buildings are crappy and the humble forms of huddled bodies gather for warmth in alleyways. "Places like this are the greatest failure of civilization. The people that this society has forgotten or wishes to forget end up in places like this and struggle every day for the basic necessities."
"Free meat! Freshly killed. Get it while we got it" Shmitty calls out to the people. He looks to Griane in Huge snake form. "Could you turn back? You scaring the kids."
(My town has slums? I feel terrible. I've neglected my people. What sort of god am I? I've just ignored their plight. These people truly have been forgotten?)
Shmitty whisper's back, "These people are not a threat Grianne, they are just hungry." Shmitty carves off a nice section of the creature's belly and hands it to Grianne. He scans the growing crowd and sees a woman struggling to wrangle her loud energetic children. "Its time you started connecting with people who arn't pit fighters. Here, take this slab to that woman over there."
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(He's fine. I was gonna swallow Grianne and give Shmitty a chance to be all heroic. But then she got bigger and gained a bunch of HP. When I needed her to get smaller.)
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Con Save: 10
Con Save: 15
"Damn, I'm in a tight spot." Shmitty envelops the creature with his Hunter's Mark and fires two shots at the creature from the inside.
Attack: 14 Damage: 6
Attack: 28 Damage: 17
Sneak Attack: 5
Colossal Strike: 2
I got alot a doods
(would it be awkward if i swallowed the croc while its swallowed Shmitty?)
Does it move out of my melee range? if it does ill take an AoO Constrict Attack: 15 Damage: Unable to parse dice roll.
If i don't get an AoO then that constrict will be on my turn.
Grianne Wildpaw: Wood Elf Druid level 12 (8W-4L)- - Coliseum of Conquest: Master of Faerie Fire. Just don't ask her to spell it.
Grianne Wildpaw: Wood Elf Druid level 6 (2W-1L)- - Coliseum Reborn : Master of a Myriad of forms.
Runt, the Stormchosen: Half-Orc barbarian level 5 -- The Guild
Tomoe Gozen: Human Fighter Samurai level 5 -- Cronero (Solo Campaign)
Shmitty struggles to load his crossbow and fires but the bolt falls feebly from the crossbow as its pressed against the creatures stomach lining. He tries again and the bolt goes clean through, exploding out of the creature and narrowly missing Grianne.
The Lizard screams and collapses as Grianne moves to coil around it. She wraps her huge form around the monster's equally huge form and with a gentle squeeze Shmitty pops out. Lying on the floor, He looks rather slimy and gross, contrary to the 'hot boy' that had started this hunt.
You have slain a Giant Subterranean Lizard
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Crow walks around, rehabilitated from the thrashing parabolus gave him, feeling defeated he looks down at the gold in his hand "I only earned 40 gold and already had to pay Baryk the 18 owed to him... I'll need more gold. Maybe someone will give me a job so i can earn some and buy better gear, that's goal number one" he stashes the gold in his backpack and walks out of the colosseum
Shmitty, barely concious and covered in goo, stands up. He smiles for a moment then spits and hacks as giant lizard goo runs into his mouth. He wipes the juices from his goggles and says to Grianne, "That was easy! Could you help me drag this thing back to camp? I have a great idea for stew."
I got alot a doods
In The Glory Daisy is talking to Harmond, "You saw that thing. it was huge! Just wandering through the forest like it owned the place. We could have fed this town for a week. Slippery though. Next time we'll take it down for sure." She finishes her cafe and goes to sit with her plant.
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"Hey buddy, I here you're looking for a job? I have a few positions opening up if you're interested. You know anything about bartending?"
Zacazotal: Level 3 Cleric of Kukulkan | Baryk Greycastle: Level 11 Tricky Sharpshooter (7W/5L) | Parabolus: Level 11 Warlock of the Stars (9W/2L)
DM: Tomb of Annihilation- Aftermath / Dungeon Crawl Classics- People of the Pit
Crow heard the man speak to him and smiled "I know a bit back from my days in the military. We were always drinking and somehow I always ended up being the one to mix and serve, if theres gold in it for me i'll help you out with just about anything"
"You would, of course, get a fraction of the bar's profits. Always drinking, eh? I'm sure you would need to after witnessing the horrors of war."
Zacazotal: Level 3 Cleric of Kukulkan | Baryk Greycastle: Level 11 Tricky Sharpshooter (7W/5L) | Parabolus: Level 11 Warlock of the Stars (9W/2L)
DM: Tomb of Annihilation- Aftermath / Dungeon Crawl Classics- People of the Pit
Harmond responds, "Yeah. Don't worry though. I've seen much bigger and badder things than that."
Eider, Level 13 Human Abjurer Wizard - Colosseum of Conquest (11W-3L) (Tougher than he looks)
Snake Grianne wraps her tail around the vanquished for and begins to drag it back to town. All the way to the Glory.
( before you ask i am well aware of the visual of a giant snake rolling up with a dead giant lizard)
Grianne Wildpaw: Wood Elf Druid level 12 (8W-4L)- - Coliseum of Conquest: Master of Faerie Fire. Just don't ask her to spell it.
Grianne Wildpaw: Wood Elf Druid level 6 (2W-1L)- - Coliseum Reborn : Master of a Myriad of forms.
Runt, the Stormchosen: Half-Orc barbarian level 5 -- The Guild
Tomoe Gozen: Human Fighter Samurai level 5 -- Cronero (Solo Campaign)
Shmitty will hitch a ride on Griannes back. Looking at the sheer size of their kill Shmitty gets an idea. "Let's hit up the slums and give this away. Hungry people won't let this go to waste."
I got alot a doods
Snake Grianne looks at Shmitty like she has no idea what or where slums are .
Grianne Wildpaw: Wood Elf Druid level 12 (8W-4L)- - Coliseum of Conquest: Master of Faerie Fire. Just don't ask her to spell it.
Grianne Wildpaw: Wood Elf Druid level 6 (2W-1L)- - Coliseum Reborn : Master of a Myriad of forms.
Runt, the Stormchosen: Half-Orc barbarian level 5 -- The Guild
Tomoe Gozen: Human Fighter Samurai level 5 -- Cronero (Solo Campaign)
"Stop just up ahead." Shmitty hops off Grianne's back and leads her to a part of the city where the buildings are crappy and the humble forms of huddled bodies gather for warmth in alleyways. "Places like this are the greatest failure of civilization. The people that this society has forgotten or wishes to forget end up in places like this and struggle every day for the basic necessities."
"Free meat! Freshly killed. Get it while we got it" Shmitty calls out to the people. He looks to Griane in Huge snake form. "Could you turn back? You scaring the kids."
I got alot a doods
Grianne shrinks back to her Elf-girl form. She hides behind Shmitty trying to avoid direct contact with the people. He smells like lizard bile.
In her quiet voice she says This place feels like the swamp, but...unnatural.
Grianne Wildpaw: Wood Elf Druid level 12 (8W-4L)- - Coliseum of Conquest: Master of Faerie Fire. Just don't ask her to spell it.
Grianne Wildpaw: Wood Elf Druid level 6 (2W-1L)- - Coliseum Reborn : Master of a Myriad of forms.
Runt, the Stormchosen: Half-Orc barbarian level 5 -- The Guild
Tomoe Gozen: Human Fighter Samurai level 5 -- Cronero (Solo Campaign)
(My town has slums? I feel terrible. I've neglected my people. What sort of god am I? I've just ignored their plight. These people truly have been forgotten?)
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You’re a narrator almost every good story has the people in the low light of life so you’re doing a great job
Marvarax and Sora (Dragonborn) The retired fighter and WIP scholar - Glory
Brythel(Dwarf), The dwarf with a gun - survival at sea
Jaylin(Human), Paladin of Lathander's Ancient ways - The Seven Saints (Azura Claw)
Urselles(Goblin), Cleric of Eldath- The Wizard's challenge
Viclas Tyrin(Half Elf), Student of the Elven arts- Indrafatmoko's Defiance in Phlan
Shmitty whisper's back, "These people are not a threat Grianne, they are just hungry." Shmitty carves off a nice section of the creature's belly and hands it to Grianne. He scans the growing crowd and sees a woman struggling to wrangle her loud energetic children. "Its time you started connecting with people who arn't pit fighters. Here, take this slab to that woman over there."
I got alot a doods