Kerwyn hears this in his mind and after seeing Ralik, he opens up the front buttons of his shirt and the last few scraggly chest hairs that haven’t been burned off come out, as well as the Auryn medallion. He slicks his hair back and then begins to sing… gyrating around the entrance to the catacombs while he sings this song.
I'm too sexy for my love Too sexy for my love, love's going to leave me
I'm too sexy for my shirt Too sexy for my shirt, so sexy yeah it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Faron Woods Too sexy for Faron, the castle or Eternia… I'm too sexy for your party Too sexy for your party, the way I'm disco dancing
I'm a model you know what I mean And I do my lil' turn on the cat walk Yeah on the cat walk, on the cat walk, yeah I domy lil' turn on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my car Too sexy for my snail, too sexy by far
I'm too sexy for my hat Too sexy for my hat, what do you think about that
I'm a model you know what I mean And I do my lil' turn on the cat walk Yeah on the cat walk, on the cat walk, yeah I shake my lil' tush on the catwalk
Too sexy for my huh Too sexy for my huh Too sexy for my huh
I'm a model you know what I mean And I do my lil' turn on the cat walk Yeah on the cat walk, on the cat walk yeah I shake my lil' tush on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my cat Too sexy for my cat, Poor ***** Poor ***** cat
I'm too sexy for my love Too sexy for my love, love's going to leave me
And I'm too sexy for this song.
He ends the song and starts to strut like a glamour bard on the catwalk, flexing his biceps and putting his hands through his hair, blowing kisses to everyone. But he most notably stays away from the worm.
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Johnathan gives the worm a cold look as his eyes turn to a crimson red. It wasn’t stopping with this strange display of power. He has never heard of this great warrior before and he was certain this thing was just good at making illusions. When the worm tries to talk to Johnathan’s mind it senses a magical barrier as a ring on Johnathan’s finger glows ever so slightly. “WORM. Stop talking nonsense. We don’t have time for your tricks and madness. We have a mission to do and you are giving away our location. “ Johnathan stops and breaths for a second. This was getting out of hand and he didn’t want to make more noise to alert goblins nearby.
”We should move on, let’s get going before the goblins come back”, with that Johnathan will follow the party to the courtyard if they agree.
Watching in horror as Shavaris tries to pick up and move the worm as well as watching it float into the air screaming dark prophecies Delphinium wasn't sure what to do. They didn't want to get close to it but no one seems to be getting hurt. The fairy knows that Mr Crawley is going to hurt everyone around though. Delphinium was beginning to curse themselves for bringing the eldrich worm into the party when suddenly behind them they hear the newcomer begin to sing. Things got weirder from here as the worm begins to talk directly into the mind of Delphinium making the fairy panic as they fly away towards where hoggle was heading for the entrance to the catacombs. There Delphinium finds Kerwyn who.... is beginning to sing and dance? Delphinium is normally always one for singing and dancing but is now the time with the death worm... way over there? Delphinium got some good distance between themselves and the worm. It's evil. That's all Delph knows for sure. They don't want to even be close to it. Instead they flutter near Kerwyn as they sing and dance. In a way... it was comforting that Kerwyn was singing. A distraction from the terror that is near Travin and the others. Delphinium can't understand why the others are not fleeing from the creature. Then a thought pops into Delphinium's mind. "Oh! They are enchanted by that evil horror! That's why you're singing right Kerwyn? To help fight its evil words? I'll help!" With that the fairy begins to fly in a flutterstep shuffle dance around the singer as the fairy listens to Kerwyn's words and repeats the chorus in a round fashion so after a beat Delph repeats "He's too sexy." At the end of the song the fairy looks to the bard and asks "Did it work?" They look at their friends hoping they have managed to get away from the creature and break whatever spell it cast upon them. They spot Johnathan moving away and the fairy begins to feel hopeful it worked!
Ward takes his shield, bonks Kerywn to stop the dancing. Bonks Johnathan to stop being angsty. Bonks Travin to get out of the shell. Bonks Hoggle for being an idiot knowing he would get hurt “The Harpy releasing Druid is the one being responsible now good lord.” He says, trying to corral the group to move into the catacombs. “Hoggle, heals once we get somewhere safe. The rest of you move it, Travin as well.” Ward finishes leading the way with Hoggle to wherever the catacombs is.
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P: The Traveling Ward: Natural Napalm Enthusiast. (AURYN: The Hunt For The Last Unicorn.)
Travin peeks out of his pile as he is bonked from his stupor, his eyes still emotional from Ralik's performance. He scrambles around on the floor gathering up his mirror, rapier, pan flute and anything else he can find on the floor, then as soon as he can, he begins backing away from the Worm, always keeping it within line of sight but making his way toward the rest of the group "wh-Where are you taking Travin? Hmmmm? away? away from here ? yeh yeh yeh, Leaving is it? yehhh"
Once Travin is a good distance from the worm, He dares turn around and face the group, Silently he points to the fairy whilst thumbing a scrap of junk nonchalantly in the other hand.
Travin casts Message to Delphinium, in his mind he feels Travins thoughts heavily intrude.
"You felt it too, mighty power, dreaded power yeh? bad evil worm, no good, no, no good at all for Travin, hmmmm? or for you, you and your friends Fireflight... Will you take me out of this labyrinth when your task is done, hmmm? please?"
As Delph looks to Kerwyn they sudden seem distracted and look towards Travin they blink at them as they reply to the message that only Travin can hear and after a moment seem to go back to paying attention to the others. "Come on everyone! Run! Lets get underground! I'll stop the evil worm from following!" Delph takes a defensive stance and has readied an attack to unleash against that Worm. Their giant spectral fists appearing and at the ready. The astral form they see themselves being much larger then the tiny six inch tall body the fists that appear seem to glow blue with radiance there are 4 of them floating in the air each one looking like it belongs to a giant rather then the fairy. Semi-translucent in looks the fists blue glow matches the sudden glow of Delphinium who vibrant colored blue, green and purple outfit quickly become overwhelmed by the blue glow of them projecting their astral form outwards. Now they appear like a floating blue ball of astral energy as their fists take form around it.
"It's evil! An eldrich horror! I'll stop it chasing us underground! Follow us and I'll protect you! If it gives chase I'll punch it!"
Bonus action = Summon Astral fists
Held action = Astral fist attack on mr crawley if the worm gets close enough
“Delph we are not fighting a worm today. Until the worm tries to I dunno poison our apple supplies then I am not going to attack some sparkly worm.” Ward says, grabbing Delph and filling his hands over them.
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P: The Traveling Ward: Natural Napalm Enthusiast. (AURYN: The Hunt For The Last Unicorn.)
As soon as Shavaris picks up the worm, she regrets it. It was not a good feeling, and she wasn't ready for it. As she politely asked him about where to go, her mind bursts with his insane ramblings and she left him at the wall. Holding her head, she ran back to her group just in time for the well... show.
She stands there in utter disbelief as Kerwyn struts. Once he appears finished, blowing kisses to everyone, she walks over, places the Auryn medallion back under his shirt and buttons it back up. "Are you ok? We'll leave this area now, alright? Get away from the worm?" She puts her arm around his shoulder, making sure he's ok. Shavaris then hears the rest of the group getting up and ready to head to the catacombs and she assists Kerwyn on down, checking to make sure there is enough distance between him and Hoggle.
"mmmrrrrppff. mmmrrpgh!" Delph struggles in Ward's hands and managed to pop their head out from between their cupped hands and look up at Ward as they say. "Ward! Its dangerous! It'll do something horrible to us! I'm just making sure it doesn't follow us." As Shavaris arrives and mentions we need to keep going Delph peeks over to see Shavaris arriving and Delph says "Help Shavaris! I think Ward is under the worm's control! They are trying to stop me protecting you all from it! We need to get away from it! Lets get going!" Delph uses one of their giant fists to point at the entrance to the catacombs then makes threatening balled fists all pointed at the worm to guard the Dawn Guard's retreat from the creature of death.
Seeing Delph struggling away within wards hands, Travin sidles up toward the pair, "Ward is it? Yeh yeh, Travin has this seat here, hmm? Fit for a fairy you think?" He pats the upholstered chair on his back "pop little fireflight there, Travin take care good of him, yeh yeh yeh, anything else? Travin has bags and packs, see? A cabinet for storage, safe keeping, collecting, protecting, ooooooh! You give Travin your things? Hmm? Travin helps!"
The junk person gets slightly too close to ward, eyes bulging and a big smile on his withered face.
Kerwyn says to Shavaris, “Yeah baby, I’m just fine, how are you, do you like what you see?” He flexes for her, making his biceps and pectoral muscles pop. “Hey sugar, ya wanna go somewhere a little, quieter? Talk a little bit? I’m very fit and capable, if you are … interested.” he says, winking at her. He turns sideways, looking back at his buttocks, making his glutes contract and release, it’s mesmerizing.
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Shavaris was turning away, heading towards the catacombs when Kerwyn beckons her. She turns back to him, and starts smiling. She gets right up to him, tucks her hair behind her pointed ear and winks at him. She then reaches up and starts unbuttoning his shirt, slowly, looking into his eyes.
Once the AURYN medallion is free of his shirt, she yanks it off of him, smile gone. She then opens her hand and smacks him hard across the face. "Kerwyn!! We do not have time for this shit. Snap out of it!! I'm sorry, but until you get control of yourself I am going to have to hold onto this. When you are back to your normal self, I will gladly return it."
She backs away from Kerwyn while putting the medallion over her neck and tucking it under her leather armor. Shaking her head as she goes. She looks back at him, feeling bad that she had to do that, "are you coming?"
Johnathan doesn’t like Ward hitting him with the shield. Not one bit. He lets it go but he will remember this. That’s when Johnathan’s jaw drops as he hears Kerwyn starts “flirting” with Shavaris. What has gotten into Kerwyn? Has the worm done this or is this something that has been brewing for some time? He does everything in his power not to laugh at Kerwyn, to the point where he has to look away as he just couldn’t take him seriously. This is an interesting development. Johnathan decides to add more fuel to this fire. Kerwyn, how long have you felt this way? Oh this is so fantastic. I can’t believe our band has found romance in our quest, isn’t this wonderful Shavaris? He gives a grin to Shavaris. It is clear Johnathan is being very sarcastic and is just trying to encourage Kerwyn to keep going. Let’s get the mode right. With a flick of his wrists Johnathan casts minor illusion to make the sounds of violins play around them. Then he disguises himself to look like he is wearing a nice suit with a big top hat. Johnathan then mimics playing a violin (even though there isn’t one visible in his hands) and says. Come on Shavaris, give him a chance. This could be the start of something beautiful. When Kerwyn isn’t looking Johnathan gives the biggest Smirk to Shavaris. Kerwyn, perhaps you need to read a love poem. That’ll surely win her over. Don’t give up on love. Johnathan knows this won’t help the group, but he kinda wants to see how far Kerwyn will take this. Who can stop true love blossoming?
Kerwyn smiles a cheesy smile, “Oh, she’ll want me, just give it time. I’m the smartest, the sexiest *wink*, and the strongest. I’m the bees knees. I’m the boss, applesauce, understand rubber band?” He goes sauntering off after Shavaris, doing his best catwalk strut, pausing periodically to flex.
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"Delph, I'm putting you with Travin. If you try and fight the worm so help me I will bag you for 8 hours okay." Ward says, putting Delph on Travins little fairy chair. "Crawley, you relax and quit your magical nonsense. And if YOU start speaking in people's heads again you are going to be bagged for 8 hours separately, from the punch fairy." Ward says, pointing vaguely towards the worm. "Kerywn, If you're going to do this at least drink this first, it'll make it easier for all of us." Ward says, Magic Stoning 3 pebbles in his palm and pulling out some herbs and mixing them into a similar flask as he had before and handing it to Kerywn.
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P: The Traveling Ward: Natural Napalm Enthusiast. (AURYN: The Hunt For The Last Unicorn.)
"Healing later...?" Hoggle says to Ward indignantly. "I got SHOT because of your guy's shit show!"
Sir Didymus, wheeling Ambrosius around and raising his eyebrows at the shenanigans before him, watches Ralik singing, then Kerwyn singing and strutting, then his eyebrows threaten to crawl off the top of his head as Shavaris slaps Kerwyn and takes the AURYN Medallion from him.
"Great heavens Sir Ludo!" Didymus says, looking back at the giant beast. "Wouldst thou give Sir Hoggle a lift? It seems he has spent himself in the destruction of our foe!"
"Ludo...get me the hell out of here." Hoggle says as the big beast lifts him up, like a mother picking up a baby. "Can you open the floor...over there?"
The Dwarf points away from the Dawn Guard, down a hedge and wall lined corridor, to a spot on the path. Ludo, nodding and moaning something in his guttural language, then tilts his head back and shouts into the air.
The world begins to shake.
The stone paved path shook and then parted. The paving stones flipped and flopped into place, creating a set of stairs leading down into the catacombs. Didymus, still eyeballing the most extravagant of shit shows, watches a little longer, then calls out to Delphinium as he heads down the steps.
"Fireflight, my friend! Thou will be falling behind if you cannot keep up! Sally forth!"
The worm continues to make noise and speak from the position Shavaris moved it to.
-= The age of my reckoning was uncounted. The scribes carved my name deep in the tablets of Subternea across eons, and each battle etched terror in the hearts of the demons. They knew I would come, as I always had, as I always will, to feast on the blood of the wicked. For I alone could draw strength from my fallen foes, and ever my power grew, swift and unrelenting. =-
After his performance to free Travin of his apparent madness, Ralik groups with the rest and watches as Kerwyn acts stranger than he had remembered. Despite the oddity of the showing, Ralik rather enjoyed the spectacle, and found himself jamming to the tune. Shavaris' bold move impressed Ralik. He felt like there was so much he was missing.
As he watched all of these events and more unfold, Ralik stayed relatively quiet, but once the bunch started to gather and order was formed he couldn't help but start to question everything.
"So brothers and sisters, um." He rubs his chin, "How did we get here? Who are these new people, where is Aoe, what day is it, and where in the moon are we?"
He looked in absolute confusion "Last night we were traveling, I was in the middle of my ancestral dance."he trails off as he realizes that he has missing time. "I remember a flash and then I was here."
Running Bird looks just as lost as he and keeps space from the imposing Ludo, but does seem to acknowledge its travel partner Ol' Ironsides with a bit of a nod. The large avian stays close to Ralik, almost knocking into him at times.
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"Johnathan!! You are not helping!" With Johnathan egging Kerwyn on and Kerwyn's continued well, chase of her, she almost blushes from all the attention. This was NOT something she was used to or welcomed. Luckily the others seem to be able to open the entrance to the catacombs and she heads in that direction. Except wait, "Ward, what is that concoction? What are you planning on giving Kerwyn? And don't worry, calm down, we're heading down to the catacombs now to get out of the storm." Checking to make sure all of her friends, as crazy as they appeared at this moment, were coming with. Including Travin, he was an interesting one, but Delph seemed pretty happy with him and he didn't get Delph going too much, not like Didymus.
Once they started down, Ralik started in on a bunch of odd questions. How did he lose time like that? She didn't understand it, but then again, that was becoming a common occurrence. "Ralik, let us get out of this storm and to a spot we can rest, we'll answer whatever we can."
Ward makes sure that Kerywn is looking away before doing a Shut the **** up gesture towards Shav. "A drink, it'll make you speak a bit clearer seeing as your words are already starting to slur enough that I wish to strangle you, and I don't have a diamond to bring you back, nor do I feel like finding a cleric. Drink, it shouldn't taste awful." Ward finishes, waiting again for Kerwyn to look away to make a sleeping motion towards Shav. Then turning back towards the worm. "CROWLEY SO HELP ME NO AMOUNT OF CONQUERING HELL WILL SAVE YOU IF I HAVE TO KEEP LISTENING TO YOUR EGO FIT. I SAW HOW TIRED YOU WERE AFTER THE LIGHT SHOW AND I WILL HOLD YOU ABOVE A POND IF IT IS NEEDED. THERE ARE SOME GREAT FISHING SPOTS BACK HOME." Ward yells back at the worm.
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Kerwyn hears this in his mind and after seeing Ralik, he opens up the front buttons of his shirt and the last few scraggly chest hairs that haven’t been burned off come out, as well as the Auryn medallion. He slicks his hair back and then begins to sing… gyrating around the entrance to the catacombs while he sings this song.
I'm too sexy for my love
Too sexy for my love, love's going to leave me
I'm too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my shirt, so sexy yeah it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Faron Woods
Too sexy for Faron, the castle or Eternia…
I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party, the way I'm disco dancing
I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my lil' turn on the cat walk
Yeah on the cat walk, on the cat walk, yeah
I do my lil' turn on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my car
Too sexy for my snail, too sexy by far
I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat, what do you think about that
I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my lil' turn on the cat walk
Yeah on the cat walk, on the cat walk, yeah
I shake my lil' tush on the catwalk
Too sexy for my huh
Too sexy for my huh
Too sexy for my huh
I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my lil' turn on the cat walk
Yeah on the cat walk, on the cat walk yeah
I shake my lil' tush on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my cat
Too sexy for my cat,
Poor *****
Poor ***** cat
I'm too sexy for my love
Too sexy for my love, love's going to leave me
And I'm too sexy for this song.
He ends the song and starts to strut like a glamour bard on the catwalk, flexing his biceps and putting his hands through his hair, blowing kisses to everyone. But he most notably stays away from the worm.
A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.
Johnathan gives the worm a cold look as his eyes turn to a crimson red. It wasn’t stopping with this strange display of power. He has never heard of this great warrior before and he was certain this thing was just good at making illusions. When the worm tries to talk to Johnathan’s mind it senses a magical barrier as a ring on Johnathan’s finger glows ever so slightly. “WORM. Stop talking nonsense. We don’t have time for your tricks and madness. We have a mission to do and you are giving away our location. “ Johnathan stops and breaths for a second. This was getting out of hand and he didn’t want to make more noise to alert goblins nearby.
”We should move on, let’s get going before the goblins come back”, with that Johnathan will follow the party to the courtyard if they agree.
Watching in horror as Shavaris tries to pick up and move the worm as well as watching it float into the air screaming dark prophecies Delphinium wasn't sure what to do. They didn't want to get close to it but no one seems to be getting hurt. The fairy knows that Mr Crawley is going to hurt everyone around though. Delphinium was beginning to curse themselves for bringing the eldrich worm into the party when suddenly behind them they hear the newcomer begin to sing. Things got weirder from here as the worm begins to talk directly into the mind of Delphinium making the fairy panic as they fly away towards where hoggle was heading for the entrance to the catacombs. There Delphinium finds Kerwyn who.... is beginning to sing and dance? Delphinium is normally always one for singing and dancing but is now the time with the death worm... way over there? Delphinium got some good distance between themselves and the worm. It's evil. That's all Delph knows for sure. They don't want to even be close to it. Instead they flutter near Kerwyn as they sing and dance. In a way... it was comforting that Kerwyn was singing. A distraction from the terror that is near Travin and the others. Delphinium can't understand why the others are not fleeing from the creature. Then a thought pops into Delphinium's mind. "Oh! They are enchanted by that evil horror! That's why you're singing right Kerwyn? To help fight its evil words? I'll help!" With that the fairy begins to fly in a flutterstep shuffle dance around the singer as the fairy listens to Kerwyn's words and repeats the chorus in a round fashion so after a beat Delph repeats "He's too sexy." At the end of the song the fairy looks to the bard and asks "Did it work?" They look at their friends hoping they have managed to get away from the creature and break whatever spell it cast upon them. They spot Johnathan moving away and the fairy begins to feel hopeful it worked!
Ward takes his shield, bonks Kerywn to stop the dancing. Bonks Johnathan to stop being angsty. Bonks Travin to get out of the shell. Bonks Hoggle for being an idiot knowing he would get hurt “The Harpy releasing Druid is the one being responsible now good lord.” He says, trying to corral the group to move into the catacombs. “Hoggle, heals once we get somewhere safe. The rest of you move it, Travin as well.” Ward finishes leading the way with Hoggle to wherever the catacombs is.
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Travin peeks out of his pile as he is bonked from his stupor, his eyes still emotional from Ralik's performance.
He scrambles around on the floor gathering up his mirror, rapier, pan flute and anything else he can find on the floor, then as soon as he can, he begins backing away from the Worm, always keeping it within line of sight but making his way toward the rest of the group "wh-Where are you taking Travin? Hmmmm? away? away from here ? yeh yeh yeh, Leaving is it? yehhh"
Once Travin is a good distance from the worm, He dares turn around and face the group, Silently he points to the fairy whilst thumbing a scrap of junk nonchalantly in the other hand.
Travin casts Message to Delphinium, in his mind he feels Travins thoughts heavily intrude.
"You felt it too, mighty power, dreaded power yeh?
bad evil worm, no good, no, no good at all for Travin, hmmmm? or for you, you and your friends Fireflight...
Will you take me out of this labyrinth when your task is done, hmmm? please?"
As Delph looks to Kerwyn they sudden seem distracted and look towards Travin they blink at them as they reply to the message that only Travin can hear and after a moment seem to go back to paying attention to the others. "Come on everyone! Run! Lets get underground! I'll stop the evil worm from following!" Delph takes a defensive stance and has readied an attack to unleash against that Worm. Their giant spectral fists appearing and at the ready. The astral form they see themselves being much larger then the tiny six inch tall body the fists that appear seem to glow blue with radiance there are 4 of them floating in the air each one looking like it belongs to a giant rather then the fairy. Semi-translucent in looks the fists blue glow matches the sudden glow of Delphinium who vibrant colored blue, green and purple outfit quickly become overwhelmed by the blue glow of them projecting their astral form outwards. Now they appear like a floating blue ball of astral energy as their fists take form around it.
"It's evil! An eldrich horror! I'll stop it chasing us underground! Follow us and I'll protect you! If it gives chase I'll punch it!"
Bonus action = Summon Astral fists
Held action = Astral fist attack on mr crawley if the worm gets close enough
“Delph we are not fighting a worm today. Until the worm tries to I dunno poison our apple supplies then I am not going to attack some sparkly worm.” Ward says, grabbing Delph and filling his hands over them.
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As soon as Shavaris picks up the worm, she regrets it. It was not a good feeling, and she wasn't ready for it. As she politely asked him about where to go, her mind bursts with his insane ramblings and she left him at the wall. Holding her head, she ran back to her group just in time for the well... show.
She stands there in utter disbelief as Kerwyn struts. Once he appears finished, blowing kisses to everyone, she walks over, places the Auryn medallion back under his shirt and buttons it back up. "Are you ok? We'll leave this area now, alright? Get away from the worm?" She puts her arm around his shoulder, making sure he's ok. Shavaris then hears the rest of the group getting up and ready to head to the catacombs and she assists Kerwyn on down, checking to make sure there is enough distance between him and Hoggle.
"mmmrrrrppff. mmmrrpgh!" Delph struggles in Ward's hands and managed to pop their head out from between their cupped hands and look up at Ward as they say. "Ward! Its dangerous! It'll do something horrible to us! I'm just making sure it doesn't follow us." As Shavaris arrives and mentions we need to keep going Delph peeks over to see Shavaris arriving and Delph says "Help Shavaris! I think Ward is under the worm's control! They are trying to stop me protecting you all from it! We need to get away from it! Lets get going!" Delph uses one of their giant fists to point at the entrance to the catacombs then makes threatening balled fists all pointed at the worm to guard the Dawn Guard's retreat from the creature of death.
Seeing Delph struggling away within wards hands, Travin sidles up toward the pair, "Ward is it? Yeh yeh, Travin has this seat here, hmm? Fit for a fairy you think?" He pats the upholstered chair on his back "pop little fireflight there, Travin take care good of him, yeh yeh yeh, anything else? Travin has bags and packs, see? A cabinet for storage, safe keeping, collecting, protecting, ooooooh! You give Travin your things? Hmm? Travin helps!"
The junk person gets slightly too close to ward, eyes bulging and a big smile on his withered face.
Kerwyn says to Shavaris, “Yeah baby, I’m just fine, how are you, do you like what you see?” He flexes for her, making his biceps and pectoral muscles pop. “Hey sugar, ya wanna go somewhere a little, quieter? Talk a little bit? I’m very fit and capable, if you are … interested.” he says, winking at her. He turns sideways, looking back at his buttocks, making his glutes contract and release, it’s mesmerizing.
A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.
While being held by Ward Delphinium says "Sharvais.... is Kerwyn okay? I thought they were casting magic but... I'm not so sure anymore."
Shavaris was turning away, heading towards the catacombs when Kerwyn beckons her. She turns back to him, and starts smiling. She gets right up to him, tucks her hair behind her pointed ear and winks at him. She then reaches up and starts unbuttoning his shirt, slowly, looking into his eyes.
Once the AURYN medallion is free of his shirt, she yanks it off of him, smile gone. She then opens her hand and smacks him hard across the face. "Kerwyn!! We do not have time for this shit. Snap out of it!! I'm sorry, but until you get control of yourself I am going to have to hold onto this. When you are back to your normal self, I will gladly return it."
She backs away from Kerwyn while putting the medallion over her neck and tucking it under her leather armor. Shaking her head as she goes. She looks back at him, feeling bad that she had to do that, "are you coming?"
Johnathan doesn’t like Ward hitting him with the shield. Not one bit. He lets it go but he will remember this. That’s when Johnathan’s jaw drops as he hears Kerwyn starts “flirting” with Shavaris. What has gotten into Kerwyn? Has the worm done this or is this something that has been brewing for some time? He does everything in his power not to laugh at Kerwyn, to the point where he has to look away as he just couldn’t take him seriously. This is an interesting development. Johnathan decides to add more fuel to this fire. Kerwyn, how long have you felt this way? Oh this is so fantastic. I can’t believe our band has found romance in our quest, isn’t this wonderful Shavaris? He gives a grin to Shavaris. It is clear Johnathan is being very sarcastic and is just trying to encourage Kerwyn to keep going. Let’s get the mode right. With a flick of his wrists Johnathan casts minor illusion to make the sounds of violins play around them. Then he disguises himself to look like he is wearing a nice suit with a big top hat. Johnathan then mimics playing a violin (even though there isn’t one visible in his hands) and says. Come on Shavaris, give him a chance. This could be the start of something beautiful. When Kerwyn isn’t looking Johnathan gives the biggest Smirk to Shavaris. Kerwyn, perhaps you need to read a love poem. That’ll surely win her over. Don’t give up on love. Johnathan knows this won’t help the group, but he kinda wants to see how far Kerwyn will take this. Who can stop true love blossoming?
Kerwyn smiles a cheesy smile, “Oh, she’ll want me, just give it time. I’m the smartest, the sexiest *wink*, and the strongest. I’m the bees knees. I’m the boss, applesauce, understand rubber band?” He goes sauntering off after Shavaris, doing his best catwalk strut, pausing periodically to flex.
A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.
"Delph, I'm putting you with Travin. If you try and fight the worm so help me I will bag you for 8 hours okay." Ward says, putting Delph on Travins little fairy chair. "Crawley, you relax and quit your magical nonsense. And if YOU start speaking in people's heads again you are going to be bagged for 8 hours separately, from the punch fairy." Ward says, pointing vaguely towards the worm. "Kerywn, If you're going to do this at least drink this first, it'll make it easier for all of us." Ward says, Magic Stoning 3 pebbles in his palm and pulling out some herbs and mixing them into a similar flask as he had before and handing it to Kerywn.
P: The Traveling Ward: Natural Napalm Enthusiast. (AURYN: The Hunt For The Last Unicorn.)
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"Healing later...?" Hoggle says to Ward indignantly. "I got SHOT because of your guy's shit show!"
Sir Didymus, wheeling Ambrosius around and raising his eyebrows at the shenanigans before him, watches Ralik singing, then Kerwyn singing and strutting, then his eyebrows threaten to crawl off the top of his head as Shavaris slaps Kerwyn and takes the AURYN Medallion from him.
"Great heavens Sir Ludo!" Didymus says, looking back at the giant beast. "Wouldst thou give Sir Hoggle a lift? It seems he has spent himself in the destruction of our foe!"
"Ludo...get me the hell out of here." Hoggle says as the big beast lifts him up, like a mother picking up a baby. "Can you open the floor...over there?"
The Dwarf points away from the Dawn Guard, down a hedge and wall lined corridor, to a spot on the path. Ludo, nodding and moaning something in his guttural language, then tilts his head back and shouts into the air.
The world begins to shake.
The stone paved path shook and then parted. The paving stones flipped and flopped into place, creating a set of stairs leading down into the catacombs. Didymus, still eyeballing the most extravagant of shit shows, watches a little longer, then calls out to Delphinium as he heads down the steps.
"Fireflight, my friend! Thou will be falling behind if you cannot keep up! Sally forth!"
The worm continues to make noise and speak from the position Shavaris moved it to.
-= The age of my reckoning was uncounted. The scribes carved my name deep in the tablets of Subternea across eons, and each battle etched terror in the hearts of the demons. They knew I would come, as I always had, as I always will, to feast on the blood of the wicked. For I alone could draw strength from my fallen foes, and ever my power grew, swift and unrelenting. =-
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After his performance to free Travin of his apparent madness, Ralik groups with the rest and watches as Kerwyn acts stranger than he had remembered. Despite the oddity of the showing, Ralik rather enjoyed the spectacle, and found himself jamming to the tune. Shavaris' bold move impressed Ralik. He felt like there was so much he was missing.
As he watched all of these events and more unfold, Ralik stayed relatively quiet, but once the bunch started to gather and order was formed he couldn't help but start to question everything.
"So brothers and sisters, um." He rubs his chin, "How did we get here? Who are these new people, where is Aoe, what day is it, and where in the moon are we?"
He looked in absolute confusion "Last night we were traveling, I was in the middle of my ancestral dance." he trails off as he realizes that he has missing time. "I remember a flash and then I was here."
Running Bird looks just as lost as he and keeps space from the imposing Ludo, but does seem to acknowledge its travel partner Ol' Ironsides with a bit of a nod. The large avian stays close to Ralik, almost knocking into him at times.
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"Johnathan!! You are not helping!" With Johnathan egging Kerwyn on and Kerwyn's continued well, chase of her, she almost blushes from all the attention. This was NOT something she was used to or welcomed. Luckily the others seem to be able to open the entrance to the catacombs and she heads in that direction. Except wait, "Ward, what is that concoction? What are you planning on giving Kerwyn? And don't worry, calm down, we're heading down to the catacombs now to get out of the storm." Checking to make sure all of her friends, as crazy as they appeared at this moment, were coming with. Including Travin, he was an interesting one, but Delph seemed pretty happy with him and he didn't get Delph going too much, not like Didymus.
Once they started down, Ralik started in on a bunch of odd questions. How did he lose time like that? She didn't understand it, but then again, that was becoming a common occurrence. "Ralik, let us get out of this storm and to a spot we can rest, we'll answer whatever we can."
Ward makes sure that Kerywn is looking away before doing a Shut the **** up gesture towards Shav. "A drink, it'll make you speak a bit clearer seeing as your words are already starting to slur enough that I wish to strangle you, and I don't have a diamond to bring you back, nor do I feel like finding a cleric. Drink, it shouldn't taste awful." Ward finishes, waiting again for Kerwyn to look away to make a sleeping motion towards Shav. Then turning back towards the worm. "CROWLEY SO HELP ME NO AMOUNT OF CONQUERING HELL WILL SAVE YOU IF I HAVE TO KEEP LISTENING TO YOUR EGO FIT. I SAW HOW TIRED YOU WERE AFTER THE LIGHT SHOW AND I WILL HOLD YOU ABOVE A POND IF IT IS NEEDED. THERE ARE SOME GREAT FISHING SPOTS BACK HOME." Ward yells back at the worm.
P: The Traveling Ward: Natural Napalm Enthusiast. (AURYN: The Hunt For The Last Unicorn.)
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