Seeing the disrespect from the Derro towards Elmo causes something in Rowland to snap. He takes a few steps towards the Derro and says, "Listen you pale, yellow eyed, ugly bastard, you speak to my friend in that manner once more and they'll be scraping what's left of you back into whatever shithole you crawled out of!"
He then looks around and yells, "Ylsa!? Anyone here by the name of Ylsa!?"
Derro - “**** sake, Halfling twats, Dwarven dolts and Human idiots. It must have been a sad day for your parents when you all crawled out of the abortion bucket.“ he says this without ever acknowledging you or looking in your general direction.
The Derro stops in his tracks. Turns around this time and looks Rowland squarely in the eyes.
Derro - “If you were any dumber, you'd need watering twice a week.”. Shaking his head as he says this, then letting out a very audible sigh. “You’re not gonna leave until you find Ylsa, are you?”
"You see that dwarf there?" Rowland flicks his fingers in Grem's direction "That's Grem the Persistent. Why some say there's nothing he's not accomplished that he ever set out to accomplish and he's got it in his head to see Ylsa on account of our little friend needing to procure something and admittedly I don't give a rat's arse except there's something very important to me that can't be done until our visit with Ylsa is finished. So the sooner we see Ylsa friend the sooner you can get back to your happy little stacks of shit!"
The Derro squints his eyes at Rowland as if determining whether or not he does give any ****s or has any chill for Rowland...after a moment in deep thought, the Derro settles on...no. The Derro has zero ****s to give and no chill for the non-threatening Human.
Derro - "Tell ya what. Kill yourself. The world needs less idiots." and with that, he walks away from the group and heads down a staircase that disappears into an alcove.
Gremryl sees the Derro being disrespectful and just plain rude:
”lookit here you dimwitted sorry excuse for orcish abortion. We are here for business and ye are hindering me friend here is looking Ylsa. Ye best be telling us and be polite about it or ye will be eating whatever dung to call a meal through a goat skinned straw ye daft fool!!”
Gremryl's efforts to intimidate the Derro are so effective that he becomes stricken with fear, wets his pants with fresh urine, and then runs away from the group screaming, "Intruders! Intruders!" you can hear his screams echo in the distance.
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To the derro: “did ye not listen? Deaf as well as rude? We are customers! (i point at elmo) he has something for the owner of this establishment for moradins sake.. oh forges and furnaces!”
To the party: "Well dudes, you did your best for peace. Master Splinter says, give to all that you meet 3 fold what they give to you. Those that be friendly should receive your grace, those that be rude should receive...(whips out nunchucks and begins to spin them theatrically.)" Initiative= 9
”Mikey, this splinter sounds like a sage mentor indeed lad!”
to rowland: “Bah, ye should of seen me in me gutbusting armor! We are here because elmo hasn’t business to conduct.. and this blasted derro is being impolite”
to the group: “let’s not kills them lads, maybe just knock some sense into them eh? Knock them hard though so they remember “ he chuckles
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If we are rolling for initiative, then there must be enemies close.
Elmo Shouts,
"Ylsa Henstack or someone who represents her! I hope ye can hear this! Me name is Elmo light pocket! I was sent by Hemeth Holderhek! We not be intruders, We simply want to show ye this (Elmo hold up his receipt)! The only thing we be guilty of is politely talking to a cowardly Derro. One who spits barbs but wets himself and cries "intruder" when they be thrown back! We simply want to presnt this here piece of paper to the master of this place. We don't want conflict, maybe aside from a slap or two to the Derro with wet pants. "
Just as Elmo finishes his monologue, an arrow comes sailing towards him and lands right between his legs. Elmo looks down at how close it came to nipping his ballsack, then looks up trying to identify where it came from. A female voice is heard somewhere off in the distance.
Female Voice - "What's the note say, Halfling?" she says in an all-business tone.
Hey now lad (to the derro) no need for the quick tongue and slow charm lad. We merely ask where we may find the Matron. care to show the way?
Persuasion check 8
Seeing the disrespect from the Derro towards Elmo causes something in Rowland to snap. He takes a few steps towards the Derro and says, "Listen you pale, yellow eyed, ugly bastard, you speak to my friend in that manner once more and they'll be scraping what's left of you back into whatever shithole you crawled out of!"
He then looks around and yells, "Ylsa!? Anyone here by the name of Ylsa!?"
Derro - “**** sake, Halfling twats, Dwarven dolts and Human idiots. It must have been a sad day for your parents when you all crawled out of the abortion bucket.“ he says this without ever acknowledging you or looking in your general direction.
Rowland walks up to the Derro and inspects it.
"Are you Ylsa?"
The Derro stops in his tracks. Turns around this time and looks Rowland squarely in the eyes.
Derro - “If you were any dumber, you'd need watering twice a week.”. Shaking his head as he says this, then letting out a very audible sigh. “You’re not gonna leave until you find Ylsa, are you?”
"You see that dwarf there?" Rowland flicks his fingers in Grem's direction "That's Grem the Persistent. Why some say there's nothing he's not accomplished that he ever set out to accomplish and he's got it in his head to see Ylsa on account of our little friend needing to procure something and admittedly I don't give a rat's arse except there's something very important to me that can't be done until our visit with Ylsa is finished. So the sooner we see Ylsa friend the sooner you can get back to your happy little stacks of shit!"
(Rowland - Please roll a Charisma check)
CHARISMA: 10
Intimidation check 26
Gremryl sees the Derro being disrespectful and just plain rude:
”lookit here you dimwitted sorry excuse for orcish abortion. We are here for business and ye are hindering me friend here is looking Ylsa. Ye best be telling us and be polite about it or ye will be eating whatever dung to call a meal through a goat skinned straw ye daft fool!!”
Gremryl, Elmo, Rowland, Mikey - Roll Initiative!
To the derro: “did ye not listen? Deaf as well as rude? We are customers! (i point at elmo) he has something for the owner of this establishment for moradins sake.. oh forges and furnaces!”
Initiative: 16
To the party: "Well dudes, you did your best for peace. Master Splinter says, give to all that you meet 3 fold what they give to you. Those that be friendly should receive your grace, those that be rude should receive...(whips out nunchucks and begins to spin them theatrically.)" Initiative= 9
"It appears we'll have to add Grem the Intimidator to your titles friend." Rowland chuckles to himself.
"Remind me why we came to this place again?"
Initiative: 27
Gremryl can’t help but chuckle..
”Mikey, this splinter sounds like a sage mentor indeed lad!”
to rowland: “Bah, ye should of seen me in me gutbusting armor! We are here because elmo hasn’t business to conduct.. and this blasted derro is being impolite”
to the group: “let’s not kills them lads, maybe just knock some sense into them eh? Knock them hard though so they remember “ he chuckles
initiative: 14
If we are rolling for initiative, then there must be enemies close.
Elmo Shouts,
"Ylsa Henstack or someone who represents her! I hope ye can hear this! Me name is Elmo light pocket! I was sent by Hemeth Holderhek! We not be intruders, We simply want to show ye this (Elmo hold up his receipt)! The only thing we be guilty of is politely talking to a cowardly Derro. One who spits barbs but wets himself and cries "intruder" when they be thrown back! We simply want to presnt this here piece of paper to the master of this place. We don't want conflict, maybe aside from a slap or two to the Derro with wet pants. "
Persuasion check: 13
Gremryl raises his eyebrows at the arrow and looks at elmo:
Perception check to see if i can discern how many enemies or bows are trained on us at the moment. 11