Dancing around a thick wooden gear shaft in the center of this cramped, circular room are two ugly young women wearing silk shawls and gowns of stitched flesh. Long needles stick out of their tangled mops of black hair. The women cackle with glee. In a rotting wooden closet are three crates, stacked one atop another, with small doors set into them. Next to the closet is a heap of discarded clothing. A ladder climbs to a wooden trapdoor in the nine-foot-high ceiling. A moldy bed with a tattered canopy stands nearby.
"We have customers!!"Morgantha joyously shrieks to her daughters, and then sneers and screams as Anborn's whip hits her.
Maul spinning, with lightning running along its length and the head glowing with magical energy, Elya takes two reckless swings at the grandest grandma and gives her the ole shocker as a bonus action.
Winter grimaced seeing the other two hags gather along with, whom she had to assume, would be their mother. "We're going to need to be extremely careful here." She says, readying her crossbow to shoot at good ol' mama dearest.
Attack: 13 Damage: 6 Snok snak: 11
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Aeydof the Dragons || Wood Elf / Way of the Ascendant Dragon Monk Demetrios Zalaoras || Protector Aasimar / Paladin of Torm Hawke || Kalashtar / Circle of the Moon Druid Morticia || Half-Aasimar Rogue Yvan || Goliath / Path of the Wild Soul Barbarian | Paladin of Helm /ᐠ。ꞈ。ᐟ\
Sending one last mental alert for Stone Cutter to stay on guard, Orilo climbs up after the others. Elya's thanks is only met by a grunt as the goliath's focus seemed more on getting a lay of the land. "No sense in these ones. But you--" His expression and eyes darkens as he points his dagger the mother. "You've marked. No more running for you." At that, the goliath wades into the fore to deliver a few more daggers jabs into the grannies side whenever Elya steps back long enough between blows for it.
Bonus Action: Channel Divinity - Vow of Enmity on Grandest Grandma.
As the fiendish women continue to cackle and attack, Corrin lifts up his amulet and calls out, "Not just ugly, but also insane...you ugly hags should feel Charmalaine's bane!"
The halfling then moves to position himself behind Orilo while drawing a dagger.
Winter grunts in frustration at her missed shot, loading in another bolt and using Anborn's last attack to guide her to a hopeful hit that will pack a punch straight at mama's disgusting face.
Attack: 19 Damage: 10 Snakes: 11
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Aeydof the Dragons || Wood Elf / Way of the Ascendant Dragon Monk Demetrios Zalaoras || Protector Aasimar / Paladin of Torm Hawke || Kalashtar / Circle of the Moon Druid Morticia || Half-Aasimar Rogue Yvan || Goliath / Path of the Wild Soul Barbarian | Paladin of Helm /ᐠ。ꞈ。ᐟ\
In an explosion of shadow, human organs, and toads, Morgantha screams a horrid cry and erupts as the guiding bolt from Anborn hit in tandem with Winter's shot, killing the hag.
"One down!"Orilo growls, and then turns to the other two remaining hags. "Go and break some arms, Elya. Put in to these shades."He said aloud in his own "inspiring" way as he made his way over to Bella. "Ready to dance, fallen one?"Without a moment's hesitation, the goliath goes in to shank her twice in the sides.
Attack: 13 Damage: 6.
Attack: 23 Damage: 7.
Bonus Action: Bardic Inspiration(d6) on Elya.
(forgot to note the BI. Not that Elya needed it, apparently).
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Tanking Morgantha's claws, which cut surprisingly deep, as well as the magic missiles from Offalia, Elya sneers at the remaining hags, "If you were going to invite death with your sins, you should have been more prepared."
Anborn smirks as Morgantha falls and Elya wastes no time in burying her axe in Bella. "Mother hag is dead and it looks like Sister hag is on the way to joining her. The children of Barovia might have one fewer thing to worry about after tonight."
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Xenophon: Topaz Dragonborn Fighter (ixi's Dragon of Icespire Peak)
Bella casts Ray of Enfeeblement on Elya. Please make a DC14 CON save or you deal only half damage with weapon attacks that use Strength until the spell ends.
Corrin stands and bolts up the stairs behind Anborn.
Corrin Kettlewhistle: Halfling Life Cleric (Curse of Strahd)
Kip Dalton: Human Lore Bard (Waterdeep Dragon Heist)
Debauchery Dalliance: Half-Drow Oath of Conquest Paladin (White Plume Mountain)
BELLA AND OFFALIA
Dancing around a thick wooden gear shaft in the center of this cramped, circular room are two ugly young women wearing silk shawls and gowns of stitched flesh. Long needles stick out of their tangled mops of black hair. The women cackle with glee. In a rotting wooden closet are three crates, stacked one atop another, with small doors set into them. Next to the closet is a heap of discarded clothing. A ladder climbs to a wooden trapdoor in the nine-foot-high ceiling. A moldy bed with a tattered canopy stands nearby.
"We have customers!!" Morgantha joyously shrieks to her daughters, and then sneers and screams as Anborn's whip hits her.
Bella: 4
Ophalia: 22
Offalia99, Winter23, Elya13, Oreo11, Morgantha9, Corrin5, Bella4, Anborn1
Offalia casts magic missle at Anborn, you take 13 damage.
Offalia99, Winter23, Elya13, Oreo11, Morgantha9, Corrin5, Bella4, Anborn1
Maul spinning, with lightning running along its length and the head glowing with magical energy, Elya takes two reckless swings at the grandest grandma and gives her the ole shocker as a bonus action.
Bap 1: 24 Damage: 12
Bap 2: 26 Damage: 15
Lightning! 1
"Thank you Orilo."
Concentration: 16
Xenophon: Topaz Dragonborn Fighter (ixi's Dragon of Icespire Peak)
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Winter grimaced seeing the other two hags gather along with, whom she had to assume, would be their mother. "We're going to need to be extremely careful here." She says, readying her crossbow to shoot at good ol' mama dearest.
Attack: 13 Damage: 6
Snok snak: 11
Aeyd of the Dragons || Wood Elf / Way of the Ascendant Dragon Monk
Demetrios Zalaoras || Protector Aasimar / Paladin of Torm
Hawke || Kalashtar / Circle of the Moon Druid
Morticia || Half-Aasimar Rogue
Yvan || Goliath / Path of the Wild Soul Barbarian | Paladin of Helm
/ᐠ。ꞈ。ᐟ\
Sending one last mental alert for Stone Cutter to stay on guard, Orilo climbs up after the others. Elya's thanks is only met by a grunt as the goliath's focus seemed more on getting a lay of the land. "No sense in these ones. But you--" His expression and eyes darkens as he points his dagger the mother. "You've marked. No more running for you." At that, the goliath wades into the fore to deliver a few more daggers jabs into the grannies side whenever Elya steps back long enough between blows for it.
Bonus Action: Channel Divinity - Vow of Enmity on Grandest Grandma.
When you realize you're doing too much: Signature.
Offalia99, Winter23, Elya13, Oreo11, Morgantha9, Corrin5, Bella4, Anborn1
Grandest Grandma takes the hits, nicely done. Winter misses, and Oreo's withering attacks are makin granny weak in the knees.
Offalia99, Winter23, Elya13, Oreo11, Morgantha9, Corrin5, Bella4, Anborn1
Morgantha giggles and casts SLEEP: 16Actually, that was dumb. You guys have way more hit points than I thought to make that a logical action. Nevermind. Changing action.
Morgantha claws at Elya:
Claw Attack: 17 Damage: 10
Advantage: Claw Attack: 24 Damage: 15
Secret DM crit table: 58
Offalia99, Winter23, Elya13, Oreo11, Morgantha9, Corrin5, Bella4, Anborn1
As the fiendish women continue to cackle and attack, Corrin lifts up his amulet and calls out, "Not just ugly, but also insane...you ugly hags should feel Charmalaine's bane!"
The halfling then moves to position himself behind Orilo while drawing a dagger.
(Bane, DC 14 CHA on the three hags)
Corrin Kettlewhistle: Halfling Life Cleric (Curse of Strahd)
Kip Dalton: Human Lore Bard (Waterdeep Dragon Heist)
Debauchery Dalliance: Half-Drow Oath of Conquest Paladin (White Plume Mountain)
Offalia99, Winter23, Elya13, Oreo11, Morgantha9, Corrin5, Bella4, Anborn1
DC14 CHA save: 21
DC14 CHA save: 9
DC14 CHA save: 22
Offalia99BANE, Winter23, Elya13, Oreo11, Morgantha9, Corrin5, Bella4, Anborn1
Bella casts Magic Missile at Corrin, screaming: No customers behind the counter! 24
Nope, that's not right. 12
That's better.
Concentration check: 2
Corrin Kettlewhistle: Halfling Life Cleric (Curse of Strahd)
Kip Dalton: Human Lore Bard (Waterdeep Dragon Heist)
Debauchery Dalliance: Half-Drow Oath of Conquest Paladin (White Plume Mountain)
Concentration check: 18
Corrin Kettlewhistle: Halfling Life Cleric (Curse of Strahd)
Kip Dalton: Human Lore Bard (Waterdeep Dragon Heist)
Debauchery Dalliance: Half-Drow Oath of Conquest Paladin (White Plume Mountain)
"You look tired Granny, maybe you should retire and **** off to an old folks' home." He tosses a Guiding Bolt at Morgantha.
Attack: 21 Damage: 11
Bonus Action to use the Celestial Whip.
Attack: 15 Damage: 9
Xenophon: Topaz Dragonborn Fighter (ixi's Dragon of Icespire Peak)
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2nd Luck of the day on that Guiding Bolt.
Attack: 21 Damage: 0
Xenophon: Topaz Dragonborn Fighter (ixi's Dragon of Icespire Peak)
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Winter grunts in frustration at her missed shot, loading in another bolt and using Anborn's last attack to guide her to a hopeful hit that will pack a punch straight at mama's disgusting face.
Attack: 19 Damage: 10
Snakes: 11
Aeyd of the Dragons || Wood Elf / Way of the Ascendant Dragon Monk
Demetrios Zalaoras || Protector Aasimar / Paladin of Torm
Hawke || Kalashtar / Circle of the Moon Druid
Morticia || Half-Aasimar Rogue
Yvan || Goliath / Path of the Wild Soul Barbarian | Paladin of Helm
/ᐠ。ꞈ。ᐟ\
Offalia99BANE, Winter23, Elya13, Oreo11, Corrin5, Bella4, Anborn1
In an explosion of shadow, human organs, and toads, Morgantha screams a horrid cry and erupts as the guiding bolt from Anborn hit in tandem with Winter's shot, killing the hag.
Offalia99BANE, Winter23, Elya13, Oreo11, Corrin5, Bella4, Anborn1
Offalia screams and casts Magic Missle at Elya: 9
Offalia99BANE, Winter23, Elya13, Oreo11, Corrin5, Bella4, Anborn1
"One down!" Orilo growls, and then turns to the other two remaining hags. "Go and break some arms, Elya. Put in to these shades." He said aloud in his own "inspiring" way as he made his way over to Bella. "Ready to dance, fallen one?" Without a moment's hesitation, the goliath goes in to shank her twice in the sides.
Attack: 13 Damage: 6.
Attack: 23 Damage: 7.
Bonus Action: Bardic Inspiration(d6) on Elya.
(forgot to note the BI. Not that Elya needed it, apparently).
When you realize you're doing too much: Signature.
“Let’s see how you like it!” Corrin screams as he retaliates against Bella with a guiding bolt at her.
Guiding Bolt: Attack: 11 Damage: 12
Corrin Kettlewhistle: Halfling Life Cleric (Curse of Strahd)
Kip Dalton: Human Lore Bard (Waterdeep Dragon Heist)
Debauchery Dalliance: Half-Drow Oath of Conquest Paladin (White Plume Mountain)
Tanking Morgantha's claws, which cut surprisingly deep, as well as the magic missiles from Offalia, Elya sneers at the remaining hags, "If you were going to invite death with your sins, you should have been more prepared."
Reckless Arm Breaker 1: 22 Damage: 14
Reckless Arm Breaker 2: 23 Damage: 15
SHAZAM! 4
Anborn smirks as Morgantha falls and Elya wastes no time in burying her axe in Bella. "Mother hag is dead and it looks like Sister hag is on the way to joining her. The children of Barovia might have one fewer thing to worry about after tonight."
Xenophon: Topaz Dragonborn Fighter (ixi's Dragon of Icespire Peak)
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Offalia99BANE, Winter23, Elya13, Oreo11, Corrin5, Bella4, Anborn1
The second of Oreo's hits find it's mark, but Corrin's guiding bolt misses. WOW, Elya's wreckin' it, good job. Withering blows!
Offalia99BANE, Winter23, Elya13, Oreo11, Corrin5, Bella4, Anborn1
Bella casts Ray of Enfeeblement on Elya. Please make a DC14 CON save or you deal only half damage with weapon attacks that use Strength until the spell ends.
Offalia99BANE, Winter23, Elya13, Oreo11, Corrin5, Bella4, Anborn1