“Thanks bro.” Peonchi deadpans as she tries again.
20
Gimme dat bard inspo: 1
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Aeydof the Dragons || Wood Elf / Way of the Ascendant Dragon Monk Demetrios Zalaoras || Protector Aasimar / Paladin of Torm Hawke || Kalashtar / Circle of the Moon Druid Morticia || Half-Aasimar Rogue Yvan || Goliath / Path of the Wild Soul Barbarian | Paladin of Helm /ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\
"No good. No good at all."Rimara mutters as looks about the spinning area one last time. 'What is even point of this? No firebombs? No fire spitting drakes? No gnome packing experimental devices?' She thought, digging absently furiously through raven locks. "Hold on... Why am I complaining? Less danger, easy reward." Giggling, Rimara motions TikTak back to her side and coats her hands in the red salve to just fly across like some supervillain.
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When you realize you're doing too much: Signature.
This room appears to be some sort of guardpost. The room has a couple of benches and a table, upon which are a large candlestick, but not much more. You can see a door leading to AREA 13.
Any weapons stored in the guard post? Strange indeed!
Kal'iente will also pull out his short swords and stand there at the Ready as Violet is about to open the door. Those guards are surely waiting for us in the next room!
By the way, where is Mr. X? Did he make an attempt to come across the whirling lube tube?
Unlike the room you just left, this place is beautifully decorated. The floor is covered by fine rugs, the walls by erotic tapestries and shimmering curtains, the ceiling by an intricate mosaic depicting a summer sky dotted with fleecy clouds. In the northeast corner is a large and lavishly covered bed, strewn with cushions. Next to it on a low table is a buffet of sweetmeats, cakes, and other delicious-looking comestibles. In the northwest corner of the room is a brass-bound oak chest.
"This is too good to be true. So far, the entire mountain has been trapped, but now we're supposed to believe that the builder of this dungeon is allowing us to enjoy a warm bed, good food, his erotic tapestries, and his treasure. Give me a moment."Violet checks the room for traps or poisons.
(All the mother******* checks)
Survival: 21
Investigation: 9
Perception: 18
Nature: 14
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Xenophon: Topaz Dragonborn Fighter (ixi's Dragon of Icespire Peak)
Debauchery crosses the threshold into the lavishly decorated gimp room, pausing to call upon a divine sense to determine if there is any sinister aspects hidden in the room.
Divine Sense As an action, you can detect good and evil. Until the end of your next turn, you can sense anything affected by the hallow spell or know the location of any celestial, fiend, undead within 60 ft. that is not behind total cover.
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Corrin Kettlewhistle: Halfling Life Cleric (Curse of Strahd) Kip Dalton: Human Lore Bard (Waterdeep Dragon Heist) Debauchery Dalliance: Half-Drow Oath of Conquest Paladin (White Plume Mountain)
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After walking in and seeing what laid in store for them, Rimara became deeply fascinated with the food stuff. She even goes so far as to crouch by the cakes, goggles pulled down and lenses extend from a few twists of a knob off to the side. Hearing Violets words however, Rimara smirks and glances back over to her. "If there's anything I learned aside from the fact adventurers are masochist, its to not underestimate the madness of wizards. Not that I disagree, but you never really know with them. You can't rightly keep playing with your toys without do some maintanance from time to time." She says, and then glances over to one of the tapestries.
"And if your toys happen to be of the living variety, you wouldn't even have to do much to cover your bases!" Rimara sniffs at the cake a few times. "Or two, in my case. Carnal pleasures have long since lost most of their appeal. Could use a break though. Pain receptors are starting to take note of the injuries again. Need time to put together more without it costing us." She starts to ramble on all mater-of-factly, only to stop and looks sharply over to the brass bound chest. Short of Violet or another looking over it first, she steps up to investigate for traps or a lock, half-mumbling and gesturing in the air arcane words during the process.
As the chest opens easily, a stinking cloud erupts magically from it, filling to whole room rapidly. The cloud spreads around corners, and its area is heavily obscured. The cloud lingers in the air for one minute. Each creature that is completely within the cloud at the start of its turn must make a Constitution saving throw against poison. On a failed save, the creature spends its action that turn retching and reeling. Creatures that don't need to breathe or are immune to poison automatically succeed on this saving throw.
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Con Save: 21.
If not incapacitated by the smell, Rimara clamps her mouth shut, and tries fish around inside for anything important. TikTak just rolls his one eye at whole event, then makes his over to a corner to watch and wait.
Silvian cocks an eyebrow at Violet's urging, "Well, I suppose. I'm sure she'd do it in her own time but not everyone can have this level of grace."
"Peonchi! She is beauty, she is grace, slipping, sliding, on her face!"
(Bardic Inspiration, 1d8, to Peonchi)
“Thanks bro.” Peonchi deadpans as she tries again.
20
Gimme dat bard inspo: 1
Aeyd of the Dragons || Wood Elf / Way of the Ascendant Dragon Monk
Demetrios Zalaoras || Protector Aasimar / Paladin of Torm
Hawke || Kalashtar / Circle of the Moon Druid
Morticia || Half-Aasimar Rogue
Yvan || Goliath / Path of the Wild Soul Barbarian | Paladin of Helm
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"No good. No good at all." Rimara mutters as looks about the spinning area one last time. 'What is even point of this? No firebombs? No fire spitting drakes? No gnome packing experimental devices?' She thought, digging absently furiously through raven locks. "Hold on... Why am I complaining? Less danger, easy reward." Giggling, Rimara motions TikTak back to her side and coats her hands in the red salve to just fly across like some supervillain.
When you realize you're doing too much: Signature.
Acrobatics: 13 Second roll: 7
Inspiration for good ol' Debauchery: 7
Corrin Kettlewhistle: Halfling Life Cleric (Curse of Strahd)
Kip Dalton: Human Lore Bard (Waterdeep Dragon Heist)
Debauchery Dalliance: Half-Drow Oath of Conquest Paladin (White Plume Mountain)
AREA 12 - GUARDPOST
This room appears to be some sort of guardpost. The room has a couple of benches and a table, upon which are a large candlestick, but not much more. You can see a door leading to AREA 13.
(Sorry about making Persuasion burn inspo die)
Violet checks the door to Area 13 for traps
Perception: 5
Xenophon: Topaz Dragonborn Fighter (ixi's Dragon of Icespire Peak)
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No traps. How strange.
Violet slowly opens the door to Area 13
Xenophon: Topaz Dragonborn Fighter (ixi's Dragon of Icespire Peak)
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Rimara has Whelm ready to throw as Violet opens the door at any hostile past it. And TikTak pulls out a tiny dagger and has it two ready to throw.
When you realize you're doing too much: Signature.
Any weapons stored in the guard post? Strange indeed!
Kal'iente will also pull out his short swords and stand there at the Ready as Violet is about to open the door. Those guards are surely waiting for us in the next room!
By the way, where is Mr. X? Did he make an attempt to come across the whirling lube tube?
Last to know and first to be blamed...
As a free action, can I regret my life choices?
Nine is in Area 14, waiting for Violet to give the order.
Xenophon: Topaz Dragonborn Fighter (ixi's Dragon of Icespire Peak)
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Debauchery joins the others in standing at the ready, staring at the unopened door.
Corrin Kettlewhistle: Halfling Life Cleric (Curse of Strahd)
Kip Dalton: Human Lore Bard (Waterdeep Dragon Heist)
Debauchery Dalliance: Half-Drow Oath of Conquest Paladin (White Plume Mountain)
AREA 13 - THE SANCTUM
Unlike the room you just left, this place is beautifully decorated. The floor is covered by fine rugs, the walls by erotic tapestries and shimmering curtains, the ceiling by an intricate mosaic depicting a summer sky dotted with fleecy clouds. In the northeast corner is a large and lavishly covered bed, strewn with cushions. Next to it on a low table is a buffet of sweetmeats, cakes, and other delicious-looking comestibles. In the northwest corner of the room is a brass-bound oak chest.
"This is too good to be true. So far, the entire mountain has been trapped, but now we're supposed to believe that the builder of this dungeon is allowing us to enjoy a warm bed, good food, his erotic tapestries, and his treasure. Give me a moment." Violet checks the room for traps or poisons.
(All the mother******* checks)
Survival: 21
Investigation: 9
Perception: 18
Nature: 14
Xenophon: Topaz Dragonborn Fighter (ixi's Dragon of Icespire Peak)
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Debauchery crosses the threshold into the lavishly decorated gimp room, pausing to call upon a divine sense to determine if there is any sinister aspects hidden in the room.
Divine Sense
As an action, you can detect good and evil. Until the end of your next turn, you can sense anything affected by the hallow spell or know the location of any celestial, fiend, undead within 60 ft. that is not behind total cover.
Corrin Kettlewhistle: Halfling Life Cleric (Curse of Strahd)
Kip Dalton: Human Lore Bard (Waterdeep Dragon Heist)
Debauchery Dalliance: Half-Drow Oath of Conquest Paladin (White Plume Mountain)
Guidance: 3.
Guidance: 2.
When you realize you're doing too much: Signature.
Debo: Nothing on your scanners.
Violet: Nothing on your scanners.
Rimara: As you smell the food, you immediately almost vomit. The food smells absolutely HORRIBLE. Just plain HORRIBLE.
WELL THAT STINKS - THIS ISN'T P O R N!!
As the chest opens easily, a stinking cloud erupts magically from it, filling to whole room rapidly. The cloud spreads around corners, and its area is heavily obscured. The cloud lingers in the air for one minute. Each creature that is completely within the cloud at the start of its turn must make a Constitution saving throw against poison. On a failed save, the creature spends its action that turn retching and reeling. Creatures that don't need to breathe or are immune to poison automatically succeed on this saving throw.
Con Save: 12
That's trash. Luck
I said Con SAVE: 30
"Eh, I've smelled worse."
Xenophon: Topaz Dragonborn Fighter (ixi's Dragon of Icespire Peak)
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Con Save: 21.
If not incapacitated by the smell, Rimara clamps her mouth shut, and tries fish around inside for anything important. TikTak just rolls his one eye at whole event, then makes his over to a corner to watch and wait.
When you realize you're doing too much: Signature.