Scar, seeing his intimidation skills need improvements, says:

- Siiiiiiiiiiiiigh. We are Santas elves. Scar looks at the guard with an angry expression Dafuq do you think we are.

And then the Beasthide said F u Fourth wall! Also is that serious or not?

yes it is lmao and im laughing too hard at it im so sorry XD not rly 

but i mean he can kinda see hes not being intimidating, the guards are just paying no atention to him, so he just made a joke, cuz lets be honest you see a bunch of guys in prision clothing, bursting out of their cells poiting daggers at you and asking for keys saying they wanna get out and the guard asks who we are, isnt it a bit obvious?

Caz - Hearing the conversation with the guard and Scar says to the guard, "Who we are doesn't matter. What does matter is how you are going to help us get out of here." He will change from Cefrey back to the mask of the doctor and say back to his regular voice, "You are going to help me escort several of my friends here where we want to go and if you don't this will be your first and last day work." Looking at Scar he will say, "We need to find Kronven and eliminate him before we get out of here, he confronted me and revealed himself to also be  a changeling which could cause trouble for us."

Gurok: Gripping his new favorite weapon tightly in both hands, Gurok walks to the cell containing the Half-Orc and Lizard man, saying, "You strong! You help us escape!"

Using the guard as a battering ram, the Bugbear smashes him into the cell door headfirst.

Action: Unarmed Strike - Attack: 15  Damage: 1 + Str(3) + Rage(2) = 6

(OOC: Don't worry, it's non-letal Bludgeoning Damage. Need to attack every turn to keep the Rage going. lol)

Scar will nod to Caz (Cefrey? i dunno what to call u now that we know what u are so sry bout that)

- I can try to track him, but i would prefer not to go alone, otherwise he will be harder to pin, someone can come along with me and then where can we find you so we all get out of here, i would prefer if the colateral damage wasn't severe. Scar glares at gurok.

Caz - Turning the guard around so that he is facing Caz which to him appears to be the doctor, but with the dagger still at his throat says, "Now you're new, but you at least know where the exit is I assume, so you will take me and a few of the others there now. And we have to get some others of course." Looking over the guards shoulder at Scar he says, "We will me you near the exit...and perhaps the one pretending to be a wounded guard could be your escort on your hunt."

Scar looks over at the guy pretending to be a guard. He sighs heavily.

- That one? Really? Sure, i can work with that, if he allows me to move freely. We will meet near the exit, i hope you don't betray me, i can track you if needed. Scar looks deep into Caz's eyes Take care of Kaw, if when i come back he has 1 less feather on his little body... Scar looks at Kaw and pats his feathery head. He kneels down to be about his height and with a soft smile says, Take care Kaw, i will be with you shortly. You are a brave little kenku, you can take care of yourself. It won't be long. We are finally free, i guess... I'll try to be quick and i'll try to not make a mess, and you better try too! I promised you i would read you poetry, and i keep my promises.

Scar aproaches the "guard" in the cell, which he recognises it's Serviss and the half-orc's (which i forgot the name and i am too lazy to go look) cell and says

- Hoi you, i hope you will help me hunt that little shit Kronven, i hope you will be true. We are all getting out of here together, but first Kronven needs to know fear, followed by death. Should be fun for you, shouldn't it? Let's go, we have a hunt, i have a prey. Scar smirks and looks back at Caz Oh and also "Cefrey" i'm still interested in your habilities, specially those eyes. Scar winks

Caz - Seeing that Scar had gone talking to the guard with the mask of the doctor he says, "Now, I obviously can't hold this dagger on you the entire time, so I suggest you get with the program so that you may possibly see then end of this day. Get moving.", Looking at Kaw, Caz will say still looking like the doctor, "Alright. It's time to get going we need to stop by my cell first though and grab a few things and get Danyver as he has helped me quite a bit since having been here." Looking at Gurok he will say, "Hey! If you're done playing with that guard could you grab the keys off of him so that we can get out of here. I'm sure even you would like to no longer be inside of this place." Seeing the goblin Ragnarok inside of his cell he says, "You can come too if you like."

"Uhh, Ok, I'll take you to the exit"

"Ragnarok" "Umm, yeah, I'll be right behind you..." (I literally have every NPC start with Umm :P)

Crouched in a bush not far from the outer walls, a deep-green scaled Lizard sat, hidden from view, his yellow eyes fixed on an empty point in space. The earless head twitched at the sounds of commotion coming from inside the walls. With a hacking underbreath chuckle he crouched down, getting ready to leap out of the bushes. Something was happening. The allies he needed could be just behind that wall, and his timing could not have been more perfect. With a riot building, he would have some window of opportunity to break in from the outside, and provide a quick, safe exit for his potential would-be allies.

"Just don't let the frenzy take you.." he slithered to himself softly, just before he bound his way out from under the bushes.

OHHHHH, HERE BE THE BUTCHER

 (OOC: not a 'double post' per se, had to confirm something with the DM before continuing ;) )

With three silent bounds the Lizard reached the outer wall, unslinging his hammer on the final leap. Using the momentum of his run, he gripped the leather-wrapped handle with both hands and swung, pivoting on his heels.
Attack: 24 Damage: 9

You 5 hear some swift running outside and then a booming smash into the wall, and as the dust settles you can see a Lizard with an Amulet and multiple blood-soaked pouches on his hip (I'm just imagining if Mark Zuckerberg was christian and was also a serial killer)

Gurok: Grabbing the keys off the helpless guard in his grip, the Bugbear tosses them to Caz and says, "You can have key, but Gurok not done playing!"  The Barbarian continues to furiously smash the guard against the cell door.

Attack: 18 Damage: 1 + Str(3) + Rage(2) = 6

Continue Grapple - Athletics(Adv. Rage): 22

*insert surprised Scar pickachu face here*

- HOLY SHIT THAT WAS COOL. Wait... WHO THE **** ARE YOU? Don't tell me you are one of us too? I mean he defenetly isn't a guard, he has blood soaked pouches and he just busted the ******* wall. If you can see a beasthide blush then DO NOT look at Scar. Hoi lizard guy, wanna help me hunt a ******* traitor? You seem like the type that likes to hunt. Plus you are ******* ho- Uhm, Wholesome, and you can help the others later. Scar grins. So, this is unexpected, do we still go after Kronven or do we go with this lizard bro? We can always take him out later. I dunno, you guys decide, I'll just stay near Kaw and i'll keep an eye on the lizard guy.

Scar whispers

Holy shit my world is changing,

Kaw is adorable but this guy is so ******* cool and hot.

The voiceless (i assume thats Kaw) and The hunter (the butcher?) meet The Poet's heart,

and just like that The Poet falls apart.

A demon to fight,

the beast must win,

Kaw stole my heart with time,

the lizard guy by being seen.

Who to choose,

who to trust,

with time we will see,

i'll do what i must.

Kaw stands by bemused at the events as they transpire, in a world of his own.

At hearing the name Kronven his eye's light up... "KRONVEN... Warkkk!"  he searches through his pockets producing a little shiv.... "KRONVEN!"

He shows the shiv to Scar - in crude writing the word KRONVEN is whittled on the side.

Kaw starts swiping in the air with the shiv chanting, "KRONVEN! KRONVEN! KRONVEN!"

(Felicia.exe stopped working. Kaw is too cute oh my lord im melting h e l p  m e   i ******* love yoooooou aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa k im good now. so cute)

Scar looks with a big smile at the little kenku waving his shiv arround with the word Kronven written on it and screaming his name. Scar kneels down to be the same height as Kaw and gives him a big and proud hug.

- I'm so proud of you little kenku, i am so god damm ******* proud. Scar stops hugging the little bird fearing he might crush him with excitement YEAH LET'S GET KRONVEN! We have a hunt to do little kenku! So, uhm, what do we do exactly? Lizard guy broke down the walls, we have to hunt down Kronven, do we all go after him, do we split? Also if we do split, who wants to come with me and hunt down that little shit? I take it that Kaw wants to get that son of a ***** as badly as we all do, so i guess he can come, he has made me a very proud Beasthide today.

"Durmatl, nice to meet you." the words slither out from between the Lizard's fanged maw as he looks around the group gathered in front of him. "Which ones are escaping? I need... partners."

Durmatl edges inside, looping his hammer back on his belt and unclasping the shield from his back. He eyes the group cautiously as he treads over the broken pieces of wall. The Kenku was waving a weapon in the air, chanting dangerously. The giant bear seemed still surprised by the sudden appearance of an easy exit, and Durmatl wasn't sure if the Bugbear had even noticed anything at all. His blood was up, that much was certain, and the blood pouring from the hapless guard in his hands were making the Lizard appear nervous.

An audible snap was heard as the fanged maw snapped together that direction, Durmatl losing focus on the group as he watched the Bugbear batter the life out of the guard. Those were not mere Humans that had been guarding the prisoners. More powerful blood coursed through their veins.
He shook himself visibly, trying to keep the frenzy back, and turned to the big bear. With some effort he says "Are we going, or are we killing?"

(OOC: Edited out Cat for bear)

(ooc: 1 of all, dejavu. 2 its not a cat, its a bear and i am laughing too hard again cuz i just imagined a big cat with a flaming dagger trying to be intimidating but being super cute, i swear to god you guys are going to kill me from laughter, god damm i love dnd)

Scar hears the snaping from Durmatl.

- Woah there big snapping lizard boy, so you need partners huh? Scar puts hin hand on Durmatl's shoulder Well i'll be your partner as long as you don't mess with me, you seem like a pretty "nice" guy, so sure why not, i also have goals, so mutual help seems fine. So in resume, there's a traitor in here, he ran away i supose, his name is Kronven, as you can hear from all the screaming of my little bird pal, Kaw. We need to hunt him down, he's a possible threat to us all. We are NOT killing the guards, nor any innocents, RIGHT GUROK? Scar glares at Gurok We are just trying to decide where we are going, what to do first and where to meet after the job is done. We are all escaping together, and you just popped in.