A player in a campaign im DMing is playing a rogue named nyx.
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This Mug immediately shared with me a transcendental tale of an Infinite Mug that anchors the Universe and keeps it from folding in on itself. I filed this report under "illogical nonsense" and asked why its sign is in Times New Roman font, when it is basic knowledge that Arial Black is a far superior font. I wondered: How did this mug even get past the assembly line with its theistic beliefs and poor font choices?
quote from Romantically Apocalyptic byVitaly S Alexius
Names: Agnomally
In DoIP there was a line: The gnomes of gnomengarde are known. Fun alliteration!
Only spilt the party if you see something shiny.
Ariendela Sneakerson, Half-elf Rogue (8); Harmony Wolfsbane, Tiefling Bard (10); Agnomally, Gnomish Sorcerer (3); Breeze, Tabaxi Monk (8); Grace, Dragonborn Barbarian (7); DM, Homebrew- The Sequestered Lands/Underwater Explorers; Candlekeep
Not a pun but
What was the middle-eastern gnome colony with a focus on self-actualization called?
Iraq
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My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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Zoof Nilremfladnag
Made a necromancer, Gnomancing the Bone
One of my players used: Gnome Malone- who specialized in traps.
Only spilt the party if you see something shiny.
Ariendela Sneakerson, Half-elf Rogue (8); Harmony Wolfsbane, Tiefling Bard (10); Agnomally, Gnomish Sorcerer (3); Breeze, Tabaxi Monk (8); Grace, Dragonborn Barbarian (7); DM, Homebrew- The Sequestered Lands/Underwater Explorers; Candlekeep
Nit “Fixit” Lipwicky: the Quickest Wit with Shit that Goes Ticky Ticky
From a published adventure, not mine: Sprugg Izmogeth, a.k.a. Gizmo.
I once played a gnome fighter who was simply known as Jerome the gnome.
That's really it.
I've played a few quite funny ones though, just not very punny ones
I had a gnome village the players were in, and there was a weathy family who were the fuedal lords back before the town was taken over.
The family name was Platignome.
I've said it before and I'll say it again - the best way to find a name for a gnome character is to throw two darts at a map of Australia.
Winton Bundaberg - Albany Rockingham - Sidney Ravensthorpe - Adelaide Cocklebiddy - Yulara Plumridge - Onslow Fitzroy - Eulo Quilpie - Augathella Packsaddle
Try it.
See what you get.
Anzio Faro. Protector Aasimar light cleric. Lvl 18.
Viktor Gavriil. White dragonborn grave cleric. Lvl 20.
Ikram Sahir ibn-Malik al-Sayyid Ra'ad. Brass dragonborn draconic sorcerer Lvl 9. Fire elemental devil.
Wrangler of cats.
If you throw darts at a map of Australia, wouldn't you be most likely to get a character named _ _?
A player in a campaign im DMing is playing a rogue named nyx.
This Mug immediately shared with me a transcendental tale of an Infinite Mug that anchors the Universe and keeps it from folding in on itself. I filed this report under "illogical nonsense" and asked why its sign is in Times New Roman font, when it is basic knowledge that Arial Black is a far superior font. I wondered: How did this mug even get past the assembly line with its theistic beliefs and poor font choices?
quote from Romantically Apocalyptic by Vitaly S Alexius
Time and tide wait for gnome ann
(read it aloud)
from: https://xkcd.com/1704/
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