Hello There. I am a worldbuilder and proud DM that is creating a huge world called Eldredom. I'm pouring many hours into it and I may make some things later...
I was playing a one shot with my friends and neighbors, and one of my friends goes to grab a drink, as we are talking to a green dragon. He comes back and goes "Shut up let's fight" and rolls to throw his axe. I jump in front to try to block the axe, but I rolled like a 4 and missed. He missed the green dragon anyway, and we're all apologizing to the dragon, and then he goes "Oops, reflexes"
The dumbest i thing i ever did when i was a player would have to be casting thunder clap to kill a hoard of trogladyte or however you spell it. as i cast it a was reminded that me and my party where in a purple wurm cave. so after i cast a purple wurm pops out of the ground we where level five at the time so for us to kill, it was a shock.
this was one i was a dm. so this was a zombie apoclypes like campeign. they get to a place that was completly empty so one of my players yelled out to see if anyone was there. this caused a horde of the zombie like creature to just run over to them and start attacking the party
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a simple dm with a lot of lore and homebrew to be made and a cultist of lambalI. prefer any pronouns bwt.
Once, I did a Thanksgiving themed oneshot. We encountered a giant turkey. One of my party members, instead of attacking, decided to kiss it. The turkey, however, did not reciprocate his feelings, and he ended up just grappling the turkey that was 5 times his size. Another session, we had another Thanksgiving oneshot, and there were turkeys again. More of them. They weren’t giant this time, they were just evil turkeys. Of course, he kisses one. This time, the turkey ACTUALLY FALLS IN LOVE WITH HIM and he got a turkey girlfriend. By pure coincidence, the DM gave the turkey the same name as my real life mom, making me feel uncomfortable. 2 other party members tried to kill the turkey girlfriend immediately, but they failed. It didn’t last long, though, as his next character’s backstory was that he killed the previous character and his girlfriend and ate them alive. My character was the previous character’s brother, but my character had no idea he was killed. Also, the new character didn’t speak Common, so now we have to communicate through charades. The DM even set up special checks for when we do charades.
my player found a magic dark orb in the mouth of a statue. she went to grab it and her hand disappeared from her arm... so you know... naturally she sticks her whole head inside the orb!
I remember having a session where my players where in a large city, walking through an alleyway. I told them to roll perception and the all rolled below a 10, so naturally I told them that there wasn't anything out of the ordinary. They started freaking out, knowing that I told them that because of their low rolls, but there wasn't actually anything.
My group is six player which means collectively they enough braincells to actually be smart most of the time. But as for me (who's been DM for the past forever) I'm not a very smart player. This past session we were fighting these Chicken Cockroach demons and in order to banish them, we had to close the rifts they were from. I am a monk and thought I could distract and out run them. So I made them all pay attention to me and cleared the way for my companions to close the rift. Unfortunately they were just a bit faster than me and I dropped down to 1 HP with 72 of them on me. Somehow I got a Nat 20 to intimidate them off of me and I was able to survive but did I learn anything? ABSOLUTELY NOT!
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Hello There. I am a worldbuilder and proud DM that is creating a huge world called Eldredom. I'm pouring many hours into it and I may make some things later...
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Hello There. I am a worldbuilder and proud DM that is creating a huge world called Eldredom. I'm pouring many hours into it and I may make some things later...
I was playing a one shot with my friends and neighbors, and one of my friends goes to grab a drink, as we are talking to a green dragon. He comes back and goes "Shut up let's fight" and rolls to throw his axe. I jump in front to try to block the axe, but I rolled like a 4 and missed. He missed the green dragon anyway, and we're all apologizing to the dragon, and then he goes "Oops, reflexes"
I was playing as a flying sword and wanted to drive the wagon.
"How?" you might ask.
Exactly.
The dumbest i thing i ever did when i was a player would have to be casting thunder clap to kill a hoard of trogladyte or however you spell it. as i cast it a was reminded that me and my party where in a purple wurm cave. so after i cast a purple wurm pops out of the ground we where level five at the time so for us to kill, it was a shock.
this was one i was a dm. so this was a zombie apoclypes like campeign. they get to a place that was completly empty so one of my players yelled out to see if anyone was there. this caused a horde of the zombie like creature to just run over to them and start attacking the party
a simple dm with a lot of lore and homebrew to be made and a cultist of lambalI. prefer any pronouns bwt.
I love the idea of killing the players with puny goblins.
Once, I did a Thanksgiving themed oneshot. We encountered a giant turkey. One of my party members, instead of attacking, decided to kiss it. The turkey, however, did not reciprocate his feelings, and he ended up just grappling the turkey that was 5 times his size. Another session, we had another Thanksgiving oneshot, and there were turkeys again. More of them. They weren’t giant this time, they were just evil turkeys. Of course, he kisses one. This time, the turkey ACTUALLY FALLS IN LOVE WITH HIM and he got a turkey girlfriend. By pure coincidence, the DM gave the turkey the same name as my real life mom, making me feel uncomfortable. 2 other party members tried to kill the turkey girlfriend immediately, but they failed. It didn’t last long, though, as his next character’s backstory was that he killed the previous character and his girlfriend and ate them alive. My character was the previous character’s brother, but my character had no idea he was killed. Also, the new character didn’t speak Common, so now we have to communicate through charades. The DM even set up special checks for when we do charades.
why…
In a campaign I'm running, one of the players decided to bribe bandits to quit their job...
with tacos. And it even worked.
my player found a magic dark orb in the mouth of a statue. she went to grab it and her hand disappeared from her arm... so you know... naturally she sticks her whole head inside the orb!
I remember having a session where my players where in a large city, walking through an alleyway. I told them to roll perception and the all rolled below a 10, so naturally I told them that there wasn't anything out of the ordinary. They started freaking out, knowing that I told them that because of their low rolls, but there wasn't actually anything.
My group is six player which means collectively they enough braincells to actually be smart most of the time. But as for me (who's been DM for the past forever) I'm not a very smart player. This past session we were fighting these Chicken Cockroach demons and in order to banish them, we had to close the rifts they were from. I am a monk and thought I could distract and out run them. So I made them all pay attention to me and cleared the way for my companions to close the rift. Unfortunately they were just a bit faster than me and I dropped down to 1 HP with 72 of them on me. Somehow I got a Nat 20 to intimidate them off of me and I was able to survive but did I learn anything? ABSOLUTELY NOT!
Hello There. I am a worldbuilder and proud DM that is creating a huge world called Eldredom. I'm pouring many hours into it and I may make some things later...