1. we met a bard in the woods who offered us stew everyone but I gladly accepted even though I was yelling about Hansel and Gretel, one minute later "Everyone makes a con save except for althea" (-;
2. "Please kill me I have better characters" This is a quote from one of the players
3.one of the other players started fighting these orcs that were on a date and he got put in a HEADLOCK TWICE but kept fighting also The character is 8 and leads a cult /:
I have run Lost Mine of Phandelver 4 times in the last 2 years. Each time the party (all different players each time) has split up, and activated every encounter in the Cragmaw Hideout simultaneously.
A wizard opens a rift in the wall in front of you, walks through, and eyes you, eyes glowing a brilliant blue. “Where are the beans?” He says menacingly, gritting his teeth in frustration. Suddenly squirrels pour out of the rift and swarm over you.
Hi. I really like squirrels, reading, and D&D (obviously). Uh, yeah. I also GM 👍.
Noty the party in general but in one of my games I've got a barbarian who can reliably deal 40-50 points of damage each round. With that in mind I'm baffled how often he decides not to attack with his axe but instead cast the cantrip he picked up with a feat and deal 1d4 instead. I'm even more baffled how often he waits until the monster is HUGE before trying this.
Our ranger was scouting ahead while we were driving our cart. He attacked an orc fortress, by himself, instead of coming back to tell us about it. It was excruciating - ranger in combat, and we had to roleplay cruising the highway with our windows down.
We finally arrived, and he was on death's door. (Impressive that he survived as long as had, honestly.) I finished him off myself to teach him a lesson, and the player had his own opportunity to watch other players having fun.
I rezzed him after the fight, and we'll forever mock him mercilessly about the time he challenged an entire orc fortress.
The player is a bit of a dunce, but he's our dunce, and we love him anyway https://9apps.ooo/ .
1. having a hawk seduce bandits, goblins, boars and drow. the first two were together, and the other two with makeup. it worked, but just the simple thinking process behind it: okay, I am a beastmaster with an armed hawk, there are enemies with ranged weaponry, you know what I will have my -2 cha beast seduce evil human and goblin bandits.
2. the bard seduced the paladin
3.I( the ranger) killed two goblins dancing with spears and that way I declared war on a peaceful goblin kingdom
also, though it is more the dungeon master’s fault, I ended up with arrows in my foot
Okkkaay this is mine
1. we met a bard in the woods who offered us stew everyone but I gladly accepted even though I was yelling about Hansel and Gretel, one minute later "Everyone makes a con save except for althea" (-;
2. "Please kill me I have better characters" This is a quote from one of the players
3.one of the other players started fighting these orcs that were on a date and he got put in a HEADLOCK TWICE but kept fighting also The character is 8 and leads a cult /:
I have run Lost Mine of Phandelver 4 times in the last 2 years. Each time the party (all different players each time) has split up, and activated every encounter in the Cragmaw Hideout simultaneously.
Three words. Seducing a mimic.
(He/Him)
A wizard opens a rift in the wall in front of you, walks through, and eyes you, eyes glowing a brilliant blue. “Where are the beans?” He says menacingly, gritting his teeth in frustration. Suddenly squirrels pour out of the rift and swarm over you.
Hi. I really like squirrels, reading, and D&D (obviously). Uh, yeah. I also GM 👍.
Noty the party in general but in one of my games I've got a barbarian who can reliably deal 40-50 points of damage each round. With that in mind I'm baffled how often he decides not to attack with his axe but instead cast the cantrip he picked up with a feat and deal 1d4 instead. I'm even more baffled how often he waits until the monster is HUGE before trying this.
Our ranger was scouting ahead while we were driving our cart. He attacked an orc fortress, by himself, instead of coming back to tell us about it. It was excruciating - ranger in combat, and we had to roleplay cruising the highway with our windows down.
We finally arrived, and he was on death's door. (Impressive that he survived as long as had, honestly.) I finished him off myself to teach him a lesson, and the player had his own opportunity to watch other players having fun.
I rezzed him after the fight, and we'll forever mock him mercilessly about the time he challenged an entire orc fortress.
The player is a bit of a dunce, but he's our dunce, and we love him anyway https://9apps.ooo/ .
I have a couple of things to enter:
1. having a hawk seduce bandits, goblins, boars and drow. the first two were together, and the other two with makeup. it worked, but just the simple thinking process behind it: okay, I am a beastmaster with an armed hawk, there are enemies with ranged weaponry, you know what I will have my -2 cha beast seduce evil human and goblin bandits.
2. the bard seduced the paladin
3.I( the ranger) killed two goblins dancing with spears and that way I declared war on a peaceful goblin kingdom
also, though it is more the dungeon master’s fault, I ended up with arrows in my foot
Stoneshape sledge to descend cliff
Not D&D but Call of Cthulhu as the evil sanity shredding monsters arrive: “I shut my eyes!” (Joo-janta VII Peril-sensitive sunglasses anyone?)
Getting massively (disadvantage on everything drunk before tackling the adventure