I say we attack all those inferior other snack foods like watermelon sandwiches and ice cream.
I'm not sure what a watermelon sandwich is, but ok. Down to the snack oppressors! Chips reign supreme!
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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone, there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
First, we shall pillage Hershey! Then, we shall burn Twix! None shall oppose our might! Huzzah for chips!
But we shall spare Reese’s, who has just released a Potato Chip variant of their iconic snack
I agree. Hopefully they convert to chipdom.
Now, we need to discuss the specificity of the type of chips we support. While we are a cult of Potato chips, we have been saying 'chip' in a general term quite often, so how shall we treat other types of chips like corn chips, or tortilla chips, or chips that technically aren't chips, like chocolate chips?
First, we shall pillage Hershey! Then, we shall burn Twix! None shall oppose our might! Huzzah for chips!
But we shall spare Reese’s, who has just released a Potato Chip variant of their iconic snack
I agree. Hopefully they convert to chipdom.
Now, we need to discuss the specificity of the type of chips we support. While we are a cult of Potato chips, we have been saying 'chip' in a general term quite often, so how shall we treat other types of chips like corn chips, or tortilla chips, or chips that technically aren't chips, like chocolate chips?
Potatoes are the holy factor that make chips worthy of a cult. If it's not made with potatoes, it's out. That's my opinion. This means that while other snacks such as fritos would be out, pringles would be acceptable.
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Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
First, we shall pillage Hershey! Then, we shall burn Twix! None shall oppose our might! Huzzah for chips!
But we shall spare Reese’s, who has just released a Potato Chip variant of their iconic snack
I agree. Hopefully they convert to chipdom.
Now, we need to discuss the specificity of the type of chips we support. While we are a cult of Potato chips, we have been saying 'chip' in a general term quite often, so how shall we treat other types of chips like corn chips, or tortilla chips, or chips that technically aren't chips, like chocolate chips?
Potatoes are the holy factor that make chips worthy of a cult. If it's not made with potatoes, it's out. That's my opinion. This means that while other snacks such as fritos would be out, pringles would be acceptable.
A respectable opinion, but my counter-argument is that while they aren't made out of potatoes, they do accept the chip title, and the more we accept and treat with at least a little respect, the bigger and stronger our cult will be. Now, I'm not saying we treat them so far as making titles for those chips, that is a separate debate, but I am saying we should at least tolerate them to earn their trust and gain more loyalty from them.
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First, we shall pillage Hershey! Then, we shall burn Twix! None shall oppose our might! Huzzah for chips!
But we shall spare Reese’s, who has just released a Potato Chip variant of their iconic snack
I agree. Hopefully they convert to chipdom.
Now, we need to discuss the specificity of the type of chips we support. While we are a cult of Potato chips, we have been saying 'chip' in a general term quite often, so how shall we treat other types of chips like corn chips, or tortilla chips, or chips that technically aren't chips, like chocolate chips?
Potatoes are the holy factor that make chips worthy of a cult. If it's not made with potatoes, it's out. That's my opinion. This means that while other snacks such as fritos would be out, pringles would be acceptable.
A respectable opinion, but my counter-argument is that while they aren't made out of potatoes, they do accept the chip title, and the more we accept and treat with at least a little respect, the bigger and stronger our cult will be. Now, I'm not saying we treat them so far as making titles for those chips, that is a separate debate, but I am saying we should at least tolerate them to earn their trust and gain more loyalty from them.
Fair enough, but potatoes should remain supreme
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Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
First, we shall pillage Hershey! Then, we shall burn Twix! None shall oppose our might! Huzzah for chips!
But we shall spare Reese’s, who has just released a Potato Chip variant of their iconic snack
I agree. Hopefully they convert to chipdom.
Now, we need to discuss the specificity of the type of chips we support. While we are a cult of Potato chips, we have been saying 'chip' in a general term quite often, so how shall we treat other types of chips like corn chips, or tortilla chips, or chips that technically aren't chips, like chocolate chips?
Potatoes are the holy factor that make chips worthy of a cult. If it's not made with potatoes, it's out. That's my opinion. This means that while other snacks such as fritos would be out, pringles would be acceptable.
A respectable opinion, but my counter-argument is that while they aren't made out of potatoes, they do accept the chip title, and the more we accept and treat with at least a little respect, the bigger and stronger our cult will be. Now, I'm not saying we treat them so far as making titles for those chips, that is a separate debate, but I am saying we should at least tolerate them to earn their trust and gain more loyalty from them.
Fair enough, but potatoes should remain supreme
Yes, they must.
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Water
Earth
Fire
What’s the fourth element you say?
A Lays bag of chips
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
I'm not sure what a watermelon sandwich is, but ok. Down to the snack oppressors! Chips reign supreme!
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone, there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
- Litany Against Fear, Frank Herbert
WE SHALL RULE THE SNACKDOM!!!
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I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
Please don't obliterate fried tarantula. The Spider Guild would be very grateful.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
We'll consider it. As long as Potato Chips are recognized as the dominant and more superior snack.
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I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
That, we can agree upon.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Then I don't think it'll be a problem to keep fried tarantulas around.
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
There is no such thing as a sea tarantula. Hence I, Lord of the Salt & Vinegar Potato Chips, whose domain is the sea, have no objection to tarantulas
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
I thought you didn't have a title in this cult
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I am failure and perfection
Without grace, but I am tired
Of walking life like it's a wire
I do, but it was after oddly-shaped dice went dark, I was appointed by the rest of the cult. It's not technically a rank, just a title.
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
oh ok
they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
I am failure and perfection
Without grace, but I am tired
Of walking life like it's a wire
First, we shall pillage Hershey! Then, we shall burn Twix! None shall oppose our might! Huzzah for chips!
People die everyday. What's one more?
Hehe crossover go brrr
Chip Acolyte of the Cult of Potato Chips and professional droid thief.
But we shall spare Reese’s, who has just released a Potato Chip variant of their iconic snack
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
I agree. Hopefully they convert to chipdom.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Now, we need to discuss the specificity of the type of chips we support. While we are a cult of Potato chips, we have been saying 'chip' in a general term quite often, so how shall we treat other types of chips like corn chips, or tortilla chips, or chips that technically aren't chips, like chocolate chips?
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
Potatoes are the holy factor that make chips worthy of a cult. If it's not made with potatoes, it's out. That's my opinion. This means that while other snacks such as fritos would be out, pringles would be acceptable.
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
A respectable opinion, but my counter-argument is that while they aren't made out of potatoes, they do accept the chip title, and the more we accept and treat with at least a little respect, the bigger and stronger our cult will be. Now, I'm not saying we treat them so far as making titles for those chips, that is a separate debate, but I am saying we should at least tolerate them to earn their trust and gain more loyalty from them.
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
Fair enough, but potatoes should remain supreme
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
Yes, they must.
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
And lo, after about a month of slumber, I awaken the Potato Chip Cult once more! Arise, acolytes of carbohydrates!
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)