"Machine... please... we've been at this for [GP]ing hours! PLEASE! I don't want to Orange Justice while you chant 'Go white boy go' any more! No... no... no, no, no, no! MACHINE! PUT THE COINS AWAY!... NNNNNRG GOD NEVER ALLOWS PAIN WITHOUT A PURPOSE! AAAAAAGH! I'M DISINTEGRATING!! AUUUUUGH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!"
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
"How many Helldivers does it take to eat a Super Destroyer?"
*I don't even play helldivers, and from what I've heard that sounds wrong*
(What do you mean it sounds wrong?)
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
"How many Helldivers does it take to eat a Super Destroyer?"
*I don't even play helldivers, and from what I've heard that sounds wrong*
(What do you mean it sounds wrong?)
*Isn't a super destroyer a ship or something? Or like a giant weapon? Or both?*
(It's both. Your point?)
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
"How many Helldivers does it take to eat a Super Destroyer?"
*I don't even play helldivers, and from what I've heard that sounds wrong*
(What do you mean it sounds wrong?)
*Isn't a super destroyer a ship or something? Or like a giant weapon? Or both?*
(It's both. Your point?)
*I didn't mean wrong like bad, I just meant it's weird to eat a ship lol*
(Oh, I know what you meant. But I'm pretty sure if High Command told the Helldivers to eat a Super Destroyer, they'd find a way to do it no matter what.)
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
If it's gonna be covered by another bit, it's okay if it looks like
bad
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I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
"Shallots for the great foodie, the phenomenal Mr. Food himself. Everybody gather round. You must learn from Tyler. This is a new uh, new dicing method of which we have been woefully ignorant. What next?"
"Uh, Butter."
"Butter. Leeks and shallots sautéed in butter. I bear witness to a revolution in cuisine."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"What they do, it doesn't matter. They play with inflatable balls and ukuleles and [GP]. Chefs, they play with the raw materials of life itself. And death itself. It's... I mean, I've watched every [GP]ing episode of Chef's Table two or three times. I've watched Slowik's 20 times. I've watched him explain the exact moment a green strawberry is perfectly unripe. I've watched him plate a raw scallop during its last dying contraction of muscle. It's art on the edge of the abyss, which is where God works, too. It's the same."
"How many Helldivers does it take to eat a Super Destroyer?"
*I don't even play helldivers, and from what I've heard that sounds wrong*
(What do you mean it sounds wrong?)
*Isn't a super destroyer a ship or something? Or like a giant weapon? Or both?*
(It's both. Your point?)
*I didn't mean wrong like bad, I just meant it's weird to eat a ship lol*
(Oh, I know what you meant. But I'm pretty sure if High Command told the Helldivers to eat a Super Destroyer, they'd find a way to do it no matter what.)
*Didn't a guy eat a whole plane once?*
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
"How many Helldivers does it take to eat a Super Destroyer?"
*I don't even play helldivers, and from what I've heard that sounds wrong*
(What do you mean it sounds wrong?)
*Isn't a super destroyer a ship or something? Or like a giant weapon? Or both?*
(It's both. Your point?)
*I didn't mean wrong like bad, I just meant it's weird to eat a ship lol*
(Oh, I know what you meant. But I'm pretty sure if High Command told the Helldivers to eat a Super Destroyer, they'd find a way to do it no matter what.)
*Didn't a guy eat a whole plane once?*
*Yes, but a starship is a whole different category. They'd need like, three of him.*
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"How many Helldivers does it take to eat a Super Destroyer?"
*I don't even play helldivers, and from what I've heard that sounds wrong*
(What do you mean it sounds wrong?)
*Isn't a super destroyer a ship or something? Or like a giant weapon? Or both?*
(It's both. Your point?)
*I didn't mean wrong like bad, I just meant it's weird to eat a ship lol*
(Oh, I know what you meant. But I'm pretty sure if High Command told the Helldivers to eat a Super Destroyer, they'd find a way to do it no matter what.)
*Didn't a guy eat a whole plane once?*
*Yes, but a starship is a whole different category. They'd need like, three of him.*
*Or he could just eat it over the course of a really long time. It took him 2 years to eat the plane so if it would need 3 of him then he can just eat it over 6 years*
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
"At number 3 we have entering our secret hideout. What, confused that you've never seen one before? That's the point."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"Something I noticed recently is that there's a lot of sick people in this hospital."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"Machine... please... we've been at this for [GP]ing hours! PLEASE! I don't want to Orange Justice while you chant 'Go white boy go' any more! No... no... no, no, no, no! MACHINE! PUT THE COINS AWAY!... NNNNNRG GOD NEVER ALLOWS PAIN WITHOUT A PURPOSE! AAAAAAGH! I'M DISINTEGRATING!! AUUUUUGH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!"
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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(What do you mean it sounds wrong?)
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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"Dude, let's kill the horse"
*Isn't a super destroyer a ship or something? Or like a giant weapon? Or both?*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“Are you really going to have me believe that you don’t want to marry my son for his money?”
“Yes!”
“…then why do you want to marry my son?”
“For your money!”
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
(It's both. Your point?)
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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"I'mma firin' mah lazar!"
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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*barks*
"No! Bad Saja Boy!"
Artise🖌️🎨
Totally not part Asian🍜
Has cars (cats) 🐱🐈🐈⬛😸😹😺😻😼😽😾😿🙀
*I didn't mean wrong like bad, I just meant it's weird to eat a ship lol*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"This article may contain irrelevant references to popular culture." -The Wikipedia In Popular Culture section
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
(Oh, I know what you meant. But I'm pretty sure if High Command told the Helldivers to eat a Super Destroyer, they'd find a way to do it no matter what.)
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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It's you!
Despite everything, it's still you
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
If it's gonna be covered by another bit, it's okay if it looks like
bad
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
"Shallots for the great foodie, the phenomenal Mr. Food himself. Everybody gather round. You must learn from Tyler. This is a new uh, new dicing method of which we have been woefully ignorant. What next?"
"Uh, Butter."
"Butter. Leeks and shallots sautéed in butter. I bear witness to a revolution in cuisine."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"What they do, it doesn't matter. They play with inflatable balls and ukuleles and [GP]. Chefs, they play with the raw materials of life itself. And death itself. It's... I mean, I've watched every [GP]ing episode of Chef's Table two or three times. I've watched Slowik's 20 times. I've watched him explain the exact moment a green strawberry is perfectly unripe. I've watched him plate a raw scallop during its last dying contraction of muscle. It's art on the edge of the abyss, which is where God works, too. It's the same."
- Tyler, AKA the phenomenal Mr. Food (RIP)
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Didn't a guy eat a whole plane once?*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*Yes, but a starship is a whole different category. They'd need like, three of him.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Or he could just eat it over the course of a really long time. It took him 2 years to eat the plane so if it would need 3 of him then he can just eat it over 6 years*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ