"I OUT-PIZZAED THE HUT AND NOW THE CIA IS TRYING TO ASSASSINATE ME!"
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
”how could I sound like anything, Silly? I’m plastic! (Knock. Knock.) I don’t even have a voice box. I had to borrow this one. …don’t turn on the light.”
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This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
"Welcome to The Amazing Digital Circus! My name is Caine, I'm your ringmaster, and I'm here to show you the most jaw-dropping, heart-stopping, MIND-BENDING paraphernalia you've ever laid your eyes upon!"
"You know, I swear there was some kind of bazooka back here but… I'm having such trouble finding it."
"Oh, THAT'S the scary door"
"You can't do that!
What do you mean you can do that?!"
"I'd personally go with Blue. Blue's my favorite color, it being closest to black, and all.
"I'LL WATCH AS YOU BLEED FOR I WARNED YOU, I WARNED YOU, YOU DID NOT HEED IT'S YOUR FAULT AND HER'S TOO WHY I DID WHAT I DID IT WAS ALL FOR YOU AW, SHUCKS..."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Welcome to The Amazing Digital Circus! My name is Caine, I'm your ringmaster, and I'm here to show you the most jaw-dropping, heart-stopping, MIND-BENDING paraphernalia you've ever laid your eyes upon!"
"You know, I swear there was some kind of bazooka back here but… I'm having such trouble finding it."
"Oh, THAT'S the scary door"
"You can't do that!
What do you mean you can do that?!"
"I'd personally go with Blue. Blue's my favorite color, it being closest to black, and all.
Wouldn't black be your favorite color then?
Well, no. There's no black wire."
*This is one of the quotes I haven't quoted*
"Well, let me think. I suppose a reason you should vote for me is that I cook a great mushroom chowder with couscous. Or was that someone else? Was it couscous or was it rice? Rice doesn't go with chowder, am I thinking of curry? Were there even mushrooms in it? Do I even like mushrooms? Was this dish even good? Was this even a dish, or am I thinking of a movie I once saw? When was the last time I even saw a movie? Have I seen even movies, or am I thinking of games? What games have I played again? Wolfenstein 3D? Doom's pretty cool. What does Doom remind me of? That WE'RE doomed? Are we doomed? Is this digital simulation that we're trapped in the embodiment of eternal doom? Or is it just a game? Am I a game? Am I even real? Can I even feel? No, wait, I can feel! Can I taste? Oh, yeah, I can taste! I remember tasting a really good mushroom chowder! Did I cook that chowder? Oh, yeah! I could cook a GREAT mushroom chowder! With couscous. Or was it rice?"
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
"Got em' dreaming They wanna be the #1 hero 'Till the one that they fightin' me Then they want #2 But remember when I'm done with the one Guess where I'mma be? Now you're thinking the three But if anyone up in the building In turn it's a life you leave I'm not killing the people I'm killing a symbol, assassins, I'm killing a the life you leave!
"Always live with a demon, I feed it Go ahead, give me a need to release it I just raise up a hand and they feel like they fans When I land on they block and they screamin'
"Know that sayin' 'can't beat em you join em?' Well I let em' join up and I beat em', It just saves me the time and the mileage and flying Two birds and a stone and I yeet it, I yeet it, I yeet it!"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Welcome to The Amazing Digital Circus! My name is Caine, I'm your ringmaster, and I'm here to show you the most jaw-dropping, heart-stopping, MIND-BENDING paraphernalia you've ever laid your eyes upon!"
"You know, I swear there was some kind of bazooka back here but… I'm having such trouble finding it."
"Oh, THAT'S the scary door"
"You can't do that!
What do you mean you can do that?!"
"I'd personally go with Blue. Blue's my favorite color, it being closest to black, and all.
Wouldn't black be your favorite color then?
Well, no. There's no black wire."
*This is one of the quotes I haven't quoted*
"Well, let me think. I suppose a reason you should vote for me is that I cook a great mushroom chowder with couscous. Or was that someone else? Was it couscous or was it rice? Rice doesn't go with chowder, am I thinking of curry? Were there even mushrooms in it? Do I even like mushrooms? Was this dish even good? Was this even a dish, or am I thinking of a movie I once saw? When was the last time I even saw a movie? Have I seen even movies, or am I thinking of games? What games have I played again? Wolfenstein 3D? Doom's pretty cool. What does Doom remind me of? That WE'RE doomed? Are we doomed? Is this digital simulation that we're trapped in the embodiment of eternal doom? Or is it just a game? Am I a game? Am I even real? Can I even feel? No, wait, I can feel! Can I taste? Oh, yeah, I can taste! I remember tasting a really good mushroom chowder! Did I cook that chowder? Oh, yeah! I could cook a GREAT mushroom chowder! With couscous. Or was it rice?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"Out of curiosity, I once tamed a giant strider. Several potions of fire resistance later, the creature was purring in my lap, and I didn’t feel a thing."
-Mordenkainen
"We might have discovered the key to unlock Mordenkainen’s frigid heart: magical pets!"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
A woman with a knowing smile caught my eye She sat there with a drink alone The Barkeep says they call her, "Original sin" The very first scapegoat when the trouble set in
Mother to the millions, but queen to none She sits and sips her drink unfazed Barkeep says they'll take her away in a bit She overstepped and now must pay for her sins
The court is gathered, judge sits low But 'round the room, the jury know God’s not gonna help you now, my girl So save your prayers
Legions of daughters, those that you fought for Happily curse your name now Drink from the cup, girl, and in another world History sings the same vow Ruled by religion, they speak but we listen And offer a lamb to the slaughter Easy to lay the blame onto her altar As mother dies for daughter
Self-righteousness rooted inside your home, kid Can't help but follow their lead Mothers curse mothers, daughters curse daughters And so the cycle repeats Villainize victims, slave to a system Collecting kindling for our kin The fire we drop at your feet and we leave Please don't cry for your daughters, Eve…”
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This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
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"I OUT-PIZZAED THE HUT AND NOW THE CIA IS TRYING TO ASSASSINATE ME!"
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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“i bite at the hand that feeds me
slap at the face that eats me
some kind of animal, cannibal
(animal? Cannibal…)
made impressions on me…”
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
now only dogs will follow me
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
"Gum Gum!... suspension bridge."
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
"...is he following?"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"Can you stop firing a machine gun at me, it's 2 AM and I'm trying to sleep"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"A local airborne insurgency has infiltrated the U.S. zone designated as my pants"
*sand btw*
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
“You don’t… sound Russian?”
”how could I sound like anything, Silly? I’m plastic! (Knock. Knock.) I don’t even have a voice box. I had to borrow this one. …don’t turn on the light.”
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
"Welcome to The Amazing Digital Circus! My name is Caine, I'm your ringmaster, and I'm here to show you the most jaw-dropping, heart-stopping, MIND-BENDING paraphernalia you've ever laid your eyes upon!"
"You know, I swear there was some kind of bazooka back here but… I'm having such trouble finding it."
"Oh, THAT'S the scary door"
"You can't do that!
What do you mean you can do that?!"
"I'd personally go with Blue. Blue's my favorite color, it being closest to black, and all.
Wouldn't black be your favorite color then?
Well, no. There's no black wire."
I'm just a gay lil'....
Well, a gay lil' something.
"I'LL WATCH
AS YOU BLEED
FOR I WARNED YOU, I WARNED YOU,
YOU DID NOT HEED
IT'S YOUR FAULT
AND HER'S TOO
WHY I DID WHAT I DID
IT WAS ALL FOR YOU
AW, SHUCKS..."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*This is one of the quotes I haven't quoted*
"Well, let me think. I suppose a reason you should vote for me is that I cook a great mushroom chowder with couscous. Or was that someone else? Was it couscous or was it rice? Rice doesn't go with chowder, am I thinking of curry? Were there even mushrooms in it? Do I even like mushrooms? Was this dish even good? Was this even a dish, or am I thinking of a movie I once saw? When was the last time I even saw a movie? Have I seen even movies, or am I thinking of games? What games have I played again? Wolfenstein 3D? Doom's pretty cool. What does Doom remind me of? That WE'RE doomed? Are we doomed? Is this digital simulation that we're trapped in the embodiment of eternal doom? Or is it just a game? Am I a game? Am I even real? Can I even feel? No, wait, I can feel! Can I taste? Oh, yeah, I can taste! I remember tasting a really good mushroom chowder! Did I cook that chowder? Oh, yeah! I could cook a GREAT mushroom chowder! With couscous. Or was it rice?"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"Got em' dreaming
They wanna be the #1 hero
'Till the one that they fightin' me
Then they want #2
But remember when I'm done with the one
Guess where I'mma be?
Now you're thinking the three
But if anyone up in the building
In turn it's a life you leave
I'm not killing the people
I'm killing a symbol, assassins,
I'm killing a the life you leave!
"Always live with a demon, I feed it
Go ahead, give me a need to release it
I just raise up a hand and they feel like they fans
When I land on they block and they screamin'
"Know that sayin' 'can't beat em you join em?'
Well I let em' join up and I beat em',
It just saves me the time and the mileage and flying
Two birds and a stone and I yeet it, I yeet it, I yeet it!"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"A jet two holiday."
Artise🖌️🎨
Totally not part Asian🍜
Has cars (cats) 🐱🐈🐈⬛😸😹😺😻😼😽😾😿🙀
Yessssssss!!!
I'm just a gay lil'....
Well, a gay lil' something.
"This is intense."
"Camping is in tents."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"It's like I said. I'm smarter than you."
"Kill me once, shame on you. Kill me twice, you're a serial murderer."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"Out of curiosity, I once tamed a giant strider. Several potions of fire resistance later, the creature was purring in my lap, and I didn’t feel a thing."
-Mordenkainen
"We might have discovered the key to unlock Mordenkainen’s frigid heart: magical pets!"
-Tasha
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"It's like I said. I'm smarter than you."
"How bout I play you a song?"
- movie master wu
Artise🖌️🎨
Totally not part Asian🍜
Has cars (cats) 🐱🐈🐈⬛😸😹😺😻😼😽😾😿🙀
"Laloyd?"
"Yes. And it's Lloyd dad."
"No. L-l-o-y-d. Lloyd."
"You ruined my life dad!"
"How could I ruin your life? I wasn't even there."
Artise🖌️🎨
Totally not part Asian🍜
Has cars (cats) 🐱🐈🐈⬛😸😹😺😻😼😽😾😿🙀
A woman with a knowing smile caught my eye
She sat there with a drink alone
The Barkeep says they call her, "Original sin"
The very first scapegoat when the trouble set in
Mother to the millions, but queen to none
She sits and sips her drink unfazed
Barkeep says they'll take her away in a bit
She overstepped and now must pay for her sins
The court is gathered, judge sits low
But 'round the room, the jury know
God’s not gonna help you now, my girl
So save your prayers
Legions of daughters, those that you fought for
Happily curse your name now
Drink from the cup, girl, and in another world
History sings the same vow
Ruled by religion, they speak but we listen
And offer a lamb to the slaughter
Easy to lay the blame onto her altar
As mother dies for daughter
Self-righteousness rooted inside your home, kid
Can't help but follow their lead
Mothers curse mothers, daughters curse daughters
And so the cycle repeats
Villainize victims, slave to a system
Collecting kindling for our kin
The fire we drop at your feet and we leave
Please don't cry for your daughters, Eve…”
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”