"They shall be my finest warriors, these men who give of themselves to me. Like clay I shall mould them and in the furnace of war I shall forge them. They shall be of iron will and steely sinew. In great armour I shall clad them and with the mightiest weapons shall they be armed. They will be untouched by plague or disease; no sickness shall blight them. They shall have such tactics, strategies and machines that no foe will best them in battle. They are my bulwark against the Terror. They are the Defenders of Humanity. They are my Space Marines...and they shall know no fear."
“Plague. Pestilence. Starvation. Parasites. Disease. Poison. Death. These have afflicted humanity since the beginning. They think they have mastered them. But they have not. Lurking in the shadows Afflictions seven times seventy
Grandfather Nurgle brings us true joy. True power. True achievement.“
*while being chased by a flying lava monster* "Shit, shit, I am very flammable!"
- Percival "Percy" Fredrickstein von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III
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Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
"Everyone fails at being who they're supposed to be. The measurement of a person, of a hero, is how well they succeed at being who they are."
-Frigga(Thor's mother), Avengers: Endgame
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon Goin to the candidates debate Laugh about it, shout about it When you’ve got to choose Every way you look at it you lose
- Mrs. Robinson, Simon & Garfunkel
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The thunderclouds broke up And the rain dried up The lighting let up The clacking shutters just shut up
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
The lady doth protest to much, methinks
-Shakespeare
"They shall be my finest warriors, these men who give of themselves to me. Like clay I shall mould them and in the furnace of war I shall forge them. They shall be of iron will and steely sinew. In great armour I shall clad them and with the mightiest weapons shall they be armed. They will be untouched by plague or disease; no sickness shall blight them. They shall have such tactics, strategies and machines that no foe will best them in battle. They are my bulwark against the Terror. They are the Defenders of Humanity. They are my Space Marines...and they shall know no fear."
— The Emperor of Mankind
“Plague. Pestilence. Starvation. Parasites. Disease. Poison. Death.
These have afflicted humanity since the beginning. They think they have mastered them.
But they have not. Lurking in the shadows Afflictions seven times seventy
Grandfather Nurgle brings us true joy. True power. True achievement.“
-me worshipping daemonic entities
“Tough times never last, tough walls do”
-Rogal “I just want to build a wall” Dorn
*while being chased by a flying lava monster* "Shit, shit, I am very flammable!"
- Percival "Percy" Fredrickstein von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III
Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!"
Click here for cool art!
"Sorry lad, ye aren't getting in here with that state ye'r in. Come back when ye've lost ye'r skin."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"You sure dis fings aint got a Gaze of Mork?"
"Nah, dey can't 'ave, 'cos dey don't have Mork. Dey just got dat Emprah, an' he don't do zog all. Bloody useless god if yer ask me."
Mogrot Redtoof and Ufthak Blackhawk, Brutal Kunnin'
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My other account is EJODM29715.
Wot's faster than a warbuggy, more killy than a warbike, and flies through da air like a bird? I got no bleedin' idea, but I'm gonna find out.
Ork flyboy before creating the Deffkopta
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My other account is EJODM29715.
[insert I just wanna be part of your symphony meme with the text “ear infection”]
-My friend after I said that I have an ear infection and another friend had previously posted a rainbow dolphin meme
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
It was me Barry! I Jumped Jack Flash!
If I pretend my problems don’t exist and walk fast enough, they’ll eventually disappear
Your honor, shut up, you wasn't even there
It’s only a war crime if you lose
Koneko: I DEMAND PAID LEAVE!
Chief; NO. YOU ARE GOING ON SUSPENSION! WITH PAY! GIVE ME YOUR BADGE AND GUN!
Koneko: I WAS NEVER GIVEN A GUN!
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
a little bit of motivation
opportunities don't happen, you create them -chris grosser
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons threads
PM me the word avocado :P
"Everyone fails at being who they're supposed to be. The measurement of a person, of a hero, is how well they succeed at being who they are."
-Frigga(Thor's mother), Avengers: Endgame
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I'd rather be gaming.
"Don't you bring my mother into this!"
- Tenzin
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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"The ship is flooded, the captain is addicted to drugs, and our security officer shot the medic. How do you think the game is going?"
- one of my friends during our latest attempt to play Barotrauma
they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
"This game made me realize that the place where my parents left me at the age of 10 was, in fact, NOT a summer camp."
-a review for the game Cult of the Lamb on Steam
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“Ah, autumn, my favorite season. The leaves are coming down and the political signs are coming up!”
-me
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon
Goin to the candidates debate
Laugh about it, shout about it
When you’ve got to choose
Every way you look at it you lose
- Mrs. Robinson, Simon & Garfunkel
The thunderclouds broke up
And the rain dried up
The lighting let up
The clacking shutters just shut up
Fits the current time
The thunderclouds broke up
And the rain dried up
The lighting let up
The clacking shutters just shut up
"Oh sh*– nonono, please stay away Mr. Zombie, thank you... Aah! NonONO GET AWAY– *incoherent screaming*"
- A summarized snippet of dialogue of me playing CoD Zombies with my cousin and getting swarmed after bein' chased around the map
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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