Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
"AHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! You can't defeat me, you unholy eldritch horror! I have the power of friendship and a big*ss truck on my side! SO 'HONK HONK' MOFO!!!"
- Me, playing Kirby and the Forgotten Land
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Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
"You fool, Trazyn. You got us box seats to a coup!"
"Well, the reviews were very good."
-Orikan and Trazyn, the Infinite and the Divine
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
"AHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! You can't defeat me, you unholy eldritch horror! I have the power of friendship and a big*ss truck on my side! SO 'HONK HONK' MOFO!!!"
- Me, playing Kirby and the Forgotten Land
REAL
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he/him asexual panromantic legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
he/him asexual panromantic legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
”Unhand me, you egg-sucking, lily-livered, jive-talking, whackadoo. Foul villain! Cur! I bite my thumb at thee, you ugly mother****er, so hasta la bye bye, daddy-o!”
- A vampire who mix all slang from the past 5 centuries mercilessly within the same breath and doesn’t even try to stop it anymore.
”Unhand me, you egg-sucking, lily-livered, jive-talking, whackadoo. Foul villain! Cur! I bite my thumb at thee, you ugly mother****er, so hasta la bye bye, daddy-o!”
- A vampire who mix all slang from the past 5 centuries mercilessly within the same breath and doesn’t even try to stop it anymore.
*I saw the original post for this, and it still makes my eyes bleed.*
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
”Unhand me, you egg-sucking, lily-livered, jive-talking, whackadoo. Foul villain! Cur! I bite my thumb at thee, you ugly mother****er, so hasta la bye bye, daddy-o!”
- A vampire who mix all slang from the past 5 centuries mercilessly within the same breath and doesn’t even try to stop it anymore.
*I saw the original post for this, and it still makes my eyes bleed.*
*This one and Scuba vampires are some of my favorite.*
”Unhand me, you egg-sucking, lily-livered, jive-talking, whackadoo. Foul villain! Cur! I bite my thumb at thee, you ugly mother****er, so hasta la bye bye, daddy-o!”
- A vampire who mix all slang from the past 5 centuries mercilessly within the same breath and doesn’t even try to stop it anymore.
*I saw the original post for this, and it still makes my eyes bleed.*
*This one and Scuba vampires are some of my favorite.*
*Oh yeah, they don't need to breath so they just walk underwater.*
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
”Unhand me, you egg-sucking, lily-livered, jive-talking, whackadoo. Foul villain! Cur! I bite my thumb at thee, you ugly mother****er, so hasta la bye bye, daddy-o!”
- A vampire who mix all slang from the past 5 centuries mercilessly within the same breath and doesn’t even try to stop it anymore.
*I saw the original post for this, and it still makes my eyes bleed.*
*This one and Scuba vampires are some of my favorite.*
*Oh yeah, they don't need to breath so they just walk underwater.*
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
”Unhand me, you egg-sucking, lily-livered, jive-talking, whackadoo. Foul villain! Cur! I bite my thumb at thee, you ugly mother****er, so hasta la bye bye, daddy-o!”
- A vampire who mix all slang from the past 5 centuries mercilessly within the same breath and doesn’t even try to stop it anymore.
"This makes my eyes bleed and quite positively befuddles me altogether."
- Yours Truly
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
“What’s the number that comes after eight?” - A girl in my German class today
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Hey y’all, you can call me Sel or Julian or whatever, I don’t really care. Pronouns are they/he. Some things about be, I like reading, writing, dnd, theater, art. I have an art doc and my yt channel linked below. Pms are always open if you need to talk. Love y’all <3
“What’s the number that comes after eight?” - A girl in my German class today
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he/him asexual panromantic legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
"I... am Steve. As a child, I yearned for the mines."
-the minecraft movie
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
“2849, the year the turtles took over. 2915, the year we fought back.”
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
"Hey... why do you sound like that?"
"Because YOU, my precious little b**ch boy,-"
"Stop it sir!"
"-are tripping ✨️BALLS✨️."
- Blitzø and Moxxie, Helluva Boss
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
"AHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! You can't defeat me, you unholy eldritch horror! I have the power of friendship and a big*ss truck on my side! SO 'HONK HONK' MOFO!!!"
- Me, playing Kirby and the Forgotten Land
Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!"
Click here for cool art!
"You fool, Trazyn. You got us box seats to a coup!"
"Well, the reviews were very good."
-Orikan and Trazyn, the Infinite and the Divine
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
REAL
he/him
asexual panromantic
legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another
Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
can I get a "hell yeah"?
he/him
asexual panromantic
legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another
Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
”Unhand me, you egg-sucking, lily-livered, jive-talking, whackadoo. Foul villain! Cur! I bite my thumb at thee, you ugly mother****er, so hasta la bye bye, daddy-o!”
- A vampire who mix all slang from the past 5 centuries mercilessly within the same breath and doesn’t even try to stop it anymore.
*I saw the original post for this, and it still makes my eyes bleed.*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*This one and Scuba vampires are some of my favorite.*
*Oh yeah, they don't need to breath so they just walk underwater.*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*Oh yeah, they don't need to breath so they just walk underwater.*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
“It’s dangerous to traverse those underwater caverns”
”Why, because we might get lost or drown?”
”No, because of [GP]ing Scuba Vampires”
"This makes my eyes bleed and quite positively befuddles me altogether."
- Yours Truly
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
“What’s the number that comes after eight?” - A girl in my German class today
Hey y’all, you can call me Sel or Julian or whatever, I don’t really care. Pronouns are they/he. Some things about be, I like reading, writing, dnd, theater, art. I have an art doc and my yt channel linked below. Pms are always open if you need to talk. Love y’all <3
Is art
@Irunwithskissors
he/him
asexual panromantic
legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another
Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
"I love Latinas Sonic." - Shadow the Hedgehog
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"I ran out of workers so I had to start employing children in the coal mines"
-me explaining Frostpunk to a friend
they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
I am failure and perfection
Without grace, but I am tired
Of walking life like it's a wire
"I... am Steve. As a child, I yearned for the mines."
-the minecraft movie
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
#BRINGBACKNATIONALDEX
*MAN I WANTED TO SAY THAT!!!!*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"I already said it. I'm just fast like that."
-Me
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ