“It didn’t make me feel like a child of god with a strong testimony, it made me feel like a furby being hydraulic pressed to see if the voice box would still work.”
"Yes."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
“It didn’t make me feel like a child of god with a strong testimony, it made me feel like a furby being hydraulic pressed to see if the voice box would still work.”
“It didn’t make me feel like a child of god with a strong testimony, it made me feel like a furby being hydraulic pressed to see if the voice box would still work.”
"Yes."
“Yes.”
"Yes."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
“It didn’t make me feel like a child of god with a strong testimony, it made me feel like a furby being hydraulic pressed to see if the voice box would still work.”
"Yes."
“Yes.”
"Yes."
"Yes."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
“It didn’t make me feel like a child of god with a strong testimony, it made me feel like a furby being hydraulic pressed to see if the voice box would still work.”
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
"Your honor, my client pleads oopsie daisy on the grounds that they are a silly billy."
"Objection! You are correct."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
"if there were an answer i could give you how the universe works, it wouldn't be special. it would just be machinery fulfilling its cosmic design. it would just be a big, dumb food processor. but, since nothing seems to make sense, when you find something or someone that does, it's euphoria." –Janet
And here is a more silly one to balance it out.
"I'm telling you, Molotov cocktails work. Anytime I had a problem and I threw a Molotov cocktail, boom! Right away, I had a different problem."
“It didn’t make me feel like a child of god with a strong testimony, it made me feel like a furby being hydraulic pressed to see if the voice box would still work.”
"Yes."
“Yes.”
"Yes."
"Yes."
“No, Maybe, Yes!”
"We probably shouldn't do this again"
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
"if there were an answer i could give you how the universe works, it wouldn't be special. it would just be machinery fulfilling its cosmic design. it would just be a big, dumb food processor. but, since nothing seems to make sense, when you find something or someone that does, it's euphoria." –Janet
And here is a more silly one to balance it out.
"I'm telling you, Molotov cocktails work. Anytime I had a problem and I threw a Molotov cocktail, boom! Right away, I had a different problem."
"if there were an answer i could give you how the universe works, it wouldn't be special. it would just be machinery fulfilling its cosmic design. it would just be a big, dumb food processor. but, since nothing seems to make sense, when you find something or someone that does, it's euphoria." –Janet
And here is a more silly one to balance it out.
"I'm telling you, Molotov cocktails work. Anytime I had a problem and I threw a Molotov cocktail, boom! Right away, I had a different problem."
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
"if there were an answer i could give you how the universe works, it wouldn't be special. it would just be machinery fulfilling its cosmic design. it would just be a big, dumb food processor. but, since nothing seems to make sense, when you find something or someone that does, it's euphoria." –Janet
And here is a more silly one to balance it out.
"I'm telling you, Molotov cocktails work. Anytime I had a problem and I threw a Molotov cocktail, boom! Right away, I had a different problem."
"Good Place is absolute cinema" -Me
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
"if there were an answer i could give you how the universe works, it wouldn't be special. it would just be machinery fulfilling its cosmic design. it would just be a big, dumb food processor. but, since nothing seems to make sense, when you find something or someone that does, it's euphoria." –Janet
And here is a more silly one to balance it out.
"I'm telling you, Molotov cocktails work. Anytime I had a problem and I threw a Molotov cocktail, boom! Right away, I had a different problem."
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
"if there were an answer i could give you how the universe works, it wouldn't be special. it would just be machinery fulfilling its cosmic design. it would just be a big, dumb food processor. but, since nothing seems to make sense, when you find something or someone that does, it's euphoria." –Janet
And here is a more silly one to balance it out.
"I'm telling you, Molotov cocktails work. Anytime I had a problem and I threw a Molotov cocktail, boom! Right away, I had a different problem."
"Yes."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
“Yes.”
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
"Yes."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Yes."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
"Your honor, my client pleads oopsie daisy on the grounds that they are a silly billy."
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
“All the world is made of faith, and trust, and Pixie Dust.”
“No, Maybe, Yes!”
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
"Objection! You are correct."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
Here is a more actually good one for y’all.
"if there were an answer i could give you how the universe works, it wouldn't be special. it would just be machinery fulfilling its cosmic design. it would just be a big, dumb food processor. but, since nothing seems to make sense, when you find something or someone that does, it's euphoria." –Janet
And here is a more silly one to balance it out.
"I'm telling you, Molotov cocktails work. Anytime I had a problem and I threw a Molotov cocktail, boom! Right away, I had a different problem."
"We probably shouldn't do this again"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Good placeeeeee frick yes
I'm just a gay lil'....
Well, a gay lil' something.
“You’ve watched The Good Place!? So have I.” - me
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
"It's like a comically old meme but I've recently become obsessed with Steamed Hams for some reason..."
-Me
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"Good Place is absolute cinema" -Me
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“It’s The Best Show.”
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
“I think I’m really channeling my inner Palpatine here. Yes, do it… ship them!”
"So does this mean this branch scales to universal levels of strength?"
-MysticSlime
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Yes! Love it. It is legitness.
I'm just a gay lil'....
Well, a gay lil' something.
“They paid college tuition to eat a cookie on the floor. In the dirt.”
*Need some context.*
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!