"Yeah, I may be drunk almost all the time, but I know what I'm talking about."
“How’s your liver doing?”
"If I feel it right, failing as we speak."
“That shouldn’t be good.”
He waves a hand dismissively "I probably won't die, it'll fix itself eventually."
“Not unless you stop drinking..”
He puts the bottle on the table beside him "Finnnnnnne. I'll stop for now." He pulls of his shirt, a slight shade of yellow around his torso, which is very bad for someone with red skin.
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
*Sorry, and I think that the captain is a wonderful man! He is the best captain in the world!*
The tabaxi looks around at the pirate ship he's just boarded, and simply stands up and walks over to the side of the ship. He pushes the undead that he summoned off the ship, and apologizes to the nearest crew member for his trespassing, but ends his apology by stating that he would love to stay on the ship for a while.
Mahl wanders around the boat, still carrying the scimitars Xi gave her. She seems to be looking for a fishing rod, or just something to do, something to occupy her time.
Mahl wanders around the boat, still carrying the scimitars Xi gave her. She seems to be looking for a fishing rod, or just something to do, something to occupy her time.
*hiya, I’m Archfey!*
Mahl sees, from the side of the boat rising up a grotesque monstrosity, described last page. The Kuo Toa God Larva. She’s seen its shadow beneath the waves following the boat, but never seen it surface until now. Its head is leveled with hers, and it is simply watching her. Not making any moves, but all six eyes are focused on Mahl.
Mahl wanders around the boat, still carrying the scimitars Xi gave her. She seems to be looking for a fishing rod, or just something to do, something to occupy her time.
*hiya, I’m Archfey!*
Mahl sees, from the side of the boat rising up a grotesque monstrosity, described last page. The Kuo Toa God Larva. She’s seen its shadow beneath the waves following the boat, but never seen it surface until now. Its head is leveled with hers, and it is simply watching her. Not making any moves, but all six eyes are focused on Mahl.
Mahl wanders around the boat, still carrying the scimitars Xi gave her. She seems to be looking for a fishing rod, or just something to do, something to occupy her time.
*hiya, I’m Archfey!*
Mahl sees, from the side of the boat rising up a grotesque monstrosity, described last page. The Kuo Toa God Larva. She’s seen its shadow beneath the waves following the boat, but never seen it surface until now. Its head is leveled with hers, and it is simply watching her. Not making any moves, but all six eyes are focused on Mahl.
“What do you want?” She asks before sitting down
She hears a rattling voice in her mind, of indeterminate age, gender, or accent. Simply cold.
Mahl wanders around the boat, still carrying the scimitars Xi gave her. She seems to be looking for a fishing rod, or just something to do, something to occupy her time.
*hiya, I’m Archfey!*
Mahl sees, from the side of the boat rising up a grotesque monstrosity, described last page. The Kuo Toa God Larva. She’s seen its shadow beneath the waves following the boat, but never seen it surface until now. Its head is leveled with hers, and it is simply watching her. Not making any moves, but all six eyes are focused on Mahl.
“What do you want?” She asks before sitting down
She hears a rattling voice in her mind, of indeterminate age, gender, or accent. Simply cold.
Mahl wanders around the boat, still carrying the scimitars Xi gave her. She seems to be looking for a fishing rod, or just something to do, something to occupy her time.
*hiya, I’m Archfey!*
Mahl sees, from the side of the boat rising up a grotesque monstrosity, described last page. The Kuo Toa God Larva. She’s seen its shadow beneath the waves following the boat, but never seen it surface until now. Its head is leveled with hers, and it is simply watching her. Not making any moves, but all six eyes are focused on Mahl.
“What do you want?” She asks before sitting down
She hears a rattling voice in her mind, of indeterminate age, gender, or accent. Simply cold.
”Right now you’re speaking to an immortal predator. Albeit one that’s trapped in this mortal body. But please, don’t refer to me as anything divine, doesn’t fit well. What are you anyways?” Mahl asks
”Right now you’re speaking to an immortal predator. Albeit one that’s trapped in this mortal body. But please, don’t refer to me as anything divine, doesn’t fit well. What are you anyways?” Mahl asks
I… am something close to divine myself. Tell me, what were you before you were trapped?
”Right now you’re speaking to an immortal predator. Albeit one that’s trapped in this mortal body. But please, don’t refer to me as anything divine, doesn’t fit well. What are you anyways?” Mahl asks
I… am something close to divine myself. Tell me, what were you before you were trapped?
“A Siren, I’d start singing but i doubt it’d do anything. She probably doesn’t have the range either.”
”Right now you’re speaking to an immortal predator. Albeit one that’s trapped in this mortal body. But please, don’t refer to me as anything divine, doesn’t fit well. What are you anyways?” Mahl asks
I… am something close to divine myself. Tell me, what were you before you were trapped?
“A Siren, I’d start singing but i doubt it’d do anything. She probably doesn’t have the range either.”
I see… It seems I was mistaken then… but you could be useful…
”Right now you’re speaking to an immortal predator. Albeit one that’s trapped in this mortal body. But please, don’t refer to me as anything divine, doesn’t fit well. What are you anyways?” Mahl asks
I… am something close to divine myself. Tell me, what were you before you were trapped?
“A Siren, I’d start singing but i doubt it’d do anything. She probably doesn’t have the range either.”
I see… It seems I was mistaken then… but you could be useful…
”Right now you’re speaking to an immortal predator. Albeit one that’s trapped in this mortal body. But please, don’t refer to me as anything divine, doesn’t fit well. What are you anyways?” Mahl asks
I… am something close to divine myself. Tell me, what were you before you were trapped?
“A Siren, I’d start singing but i doubt it’d do anything. She probably doesn’t have the range either.”
I see… It seems I was mistaken then… but you could be useful…
"If I feel it right, failing as we speak."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
“That shouldn’t be good.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
He waves a hand dismissively "I probably won't die, it'll fix itself eventually."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
“Not unless you stop drinking..”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
He puts the bottle on the table beside him "Finnnnnnne. I'll stop for now." He pulls of his shirt, a slight shade of yellow around his torso, which is very bad for someone with red skin.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*Sorry, and I think that the captain is a wonderful man! He is the best captain in the world!*
The tabaxi looks around at the pirate ship he's just boarded, and simply stands up and walks over to the side of the ship. He pushes the undead that he summoned off the ship, and apologizes to the nearest crew member for his trespassing, but ends his apology by stating that he would love to stay on the ship for a while.
Dragons, kobolds, and draconic things everywhere!
Mahl wanders around the boat, still carrying the scimitars Xi gave her. She seems to be looking for a fishing rod, or just something to do, something to occupy her time.
Just a bored animal in a durgen meat suit :3
disc: mahalayati.
*hiya, I’m Archfey!*
Mahl sees, from the side of the boat rising up a grotesque monstrosity, described last page. The Kuo Toa God Larva. She’s seen its shadow beneath the waves following the boat, but never seen it surface until now. Its head is leveled with hers, and it is simply watching her. Not making any moves, but all six eyes are focused on Mahl.
“What do you want?” She asks before sitting down
Just a bored animal in a durgen meat suit :3
disc: mahalayati.
She hears a rattling voice in her mind, of indeterminate age, gender, or accent. Simply cold.
I… sensed something within you.
“And that was?”
Just a bored animal in a durgen meat suit :3
disc: mahalayati.
Something… powerful. Divine, perhaps?
*cut, also gtg.*
”Right now you’re speaking to an immortal predator. Albeit one that’s trapped in this mortal body. But please, don’t refer to me as anything divine, doesn’t fit well. What are you anyways?” Mahl asks
Just a bored animal in a durgen meat suit :3
disc: mahalayati.
I… am something close to divine myself. Tell me, what were you before you were trapped?
“A Siren, I’d start singing but i doubt it’d do anything. She probably doesn’t have the range either.”
Just a bored animal in a durgen meat suit :3
disc: mahalayati.
I see… It seems I was mistaken then… but you could be useful…
“Useful, how, exactly?”
Just a bored animal in a durgen meat suit :3
disc: mahalayati.
Do you know of someone named Xi?
*cut*
”Vaguely, what do you need from him anyways?”
Just a bored animal in a durgen meat suit :3
disc: mahalayati.
Xi is patching a broken sail
Kohirun is adjusting her spear thing
Oni is preparing to scout the area just in case
Monks is thinking of running an encounter
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor