this is some great microwaved crab rangoon from last night. speaking of last night, I got the fortune out of a fortune cookie without opening it. so many opportunities but alas! I ate it.
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Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more, go here, and scroll down until you find me.
Good to see everybody, anyway, I’m gonna go now, love yall!
WAIT JESTER WHAT THE ACTUAL (GP) WHAT
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more, go here, and scroll down until you find me.
2. When I was around 5, I defecated on my mum's front lawn.
3. My divorced parents are still friends.
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Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more, go here, and scroll down until you find me.
2. When I was around 5, I defecated on my mum's front lawn.
3. My divorced parents are still friends.
Definitely number 3.
Wrong! They're friends and I feel lucky. Even my mum's new husband is friends with him. He can strike up a conversation with anyone. A big role model for me.
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Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more, go here, and scroll down until you find me.
"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
2. When I was around 5, I defecated on my mum's front lawn.
3. My divorced parents are still friends.
Uhhh I’ll do one too
I have two cats named Mariner and Maritime
When I was around 5, I cracked my skull open on a glass table
My divorced oarents are still friends
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
If you didn't sprain you leg, maybe your ankle? I hope it gets better!
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Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more, go here, and scroll down until you find me.
Correct, dino! I have had cats, but none with a name such lovely as Ackie.
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Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more, go here, and scroll down until you find me.
New goobertio lore, I have infact defecated on my mum's front lawn before.
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Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more, go here, and scroll down until you find me.
Nah it was definitely dead during August. Earlier than that.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds. But I’ll try my best!
Professional idiot!
Extended Signature!
Looked decently alive in early September
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
Empathy is hard
Be the change you want to see in the world. Or don't. That works too.
That was September. And no, it wasn't.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds. But I’ll try my best!
Professional idiot!
Extended Signature!
this is some great microwaved crab rangoon from last night. speaking of last night, I got the fortune out of a fortune cookie without opening it. so many opportunities but alas! I ate it.
Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more, go here, and scroll down until you find me.
WAIT JESTER WHAT THE ACTUAL (GP) WHAT
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
also, both of you are beautiful and/or handsome.
Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more, go here, and scroll down until you find me.
Well IDK
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
Crocheting tennis is awesome, you have 40 minutes to crochet a racket and tennis balls then face your opponent.
Sorlock fanatic (I’m not a minmaxer I swear)
For funsies, have some two truths and a lie.
1. I have a cat and her name is Ackie.
2. When I was around 5, I defecated on my mum's front lawn.
3. My divorced parents are still friends.
Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more, go here, and scroll down until you find me.
For funsies, have some two truths and a lie.
1. I have a cat and her name is Ackie.
2. When I was around 5, I defecated on my mum's front lawn.
3. My divorced parents are still friends.
Definitely number 3.
Sorlock fanatic (I’m not a minmaxer I swear)
Wrong! They're friends and I feel lucky. Even my mum's new husband is friends with him. He can strike up a conversation with anyone. A big role model for me.
Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more, go here, and scroll down until you find me.
Edit: should've said hi first lol
Guess what my Halloween costume is. It's so niche and odd. How quirky! How individual! It's so chic. Can you guess?
Also i definitely didn't sprain my leg during PE today
"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
I'm the creator of The Bar of The Beasts, and I'm always happy to chat!
Uhhh I’ll do one too
I have two cats named Mariner and Maritime
When I was around 5, I cracked my skull open on a glass table
My divorced oarents are still friends
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
Fnaf-
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
3
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
Let's see... senior, vamp, senior vamp, werewolf, vamp werewolf, senior werewolf, senior vamp werewolf, Frankenstein, senior Frankenstein, senior vamp Frankenstein, senior werewolf Frankenstein, or senior vamp werewolf Frankenstein.
If you didn't sprain you leg, maybe your ankle? I hope it gets better!
Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more, go here, and scroll down until you find me.
The first one
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
Correct, dino! I have had cats, but none with a name such lovely as Ackie.
Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more, go here, and scroll down until you find me.
New goobertio lore, I have infact defecated on my mum's front lawn before.
Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more, go here, and scroll down until you find me.
I knew #2 was true
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)