He mumbles to himself, too quiet for the man to hear.
"We'll see about that."
He then looks at the man's nametag to see who he is.
It says Helgi. Manager. East Gothland. Valued team member since 749CE
(YOOOOOOOOOO LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
"Never heard the name Helgi before. But I'm guessing it's an older name, seeing as you started working here in 749CE. Are you dead too? Or are you some sort of god?"
“Just like you, kid. Died an honorable death.”
"Huh. Well, if this is a hotel, could I check in? I don't have any cash, but..."
“You don’t need any. HUNDING!” A man with the same bushy beard as Helgi appears. Wearing a bellhops outfit “Yes, sir?” He says with a wince
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Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
It was me Barry! I Jumped Jack Flash!
If I pretend my problems don’t exist and walk fast enough, they’ll eventually disappear
“No charge? That’s… awfully generous.” He follows Hunding
“Oh considering that you’ll be here for the rest of eternity, no point in charging you. I can’t wait to hear of your heroic deeds and death at dinner tonight! So nice to hear the stories of new einherjar!”
He blinks several times.
“That seems to be quite the shock to you.”
“Any chance they’d believe I ate a big lunch and am not hungry?”
“Whether or not you’re hungry, you go. Plus, you must try the food. Every thing you could ever want.” They step into an elevator and he presses number 23. Out of 540
“Didn’t look this big from the outside.”
*boink?*
*sorry* “Looks can be deceiving.” Easy listening music plays. In Norwegian, of course
“I’m going mad. That’s the only way to explain it.” He says, as if conversing about the weather as of late.
“Not yet. It takes at least 20 years for that to happen.”
“I saw a golden scroll, flying with feathered wings. All of a sudden I can do this.” A pillar of radiant flames appears around Hunding. DC 13 dex save or take 11 radiant damage. “And this.” His hand glows, and Hunding regains 6 HP. “I’m insane.”
*don’t attack the NPCs, dude. I’ll let it slide this time but don’t do it again. And this better not be Egyptian magic* Dex:15 “Kid, what the hel are you talking about?”
*nah the Norse god of luck is on his side and tbf he did heal him straight after (sorry)*
”Did you see what I just did? That’s impossible! I’m not sure you all will like my death story either…”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
He mumbles to himself, too quiet for the man to hear.
"We'll see about that."
He then looks at the man's nametag to see who he is.
It says Helgi. Manager. East Gothland. Valued team member since 749CE
(YOOOOOOOOOO LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
"Never heard the name Helgi before. But I'm guessing it's an older name, seeing as you started working here in 749CE. Are you dead too? Or are you some sort of god?"
“Just like you, kid. Died an honorable death.”
"Huh. Well, if this is a hotel, could I check in? I don't have any cash, but..."
“You don’t need any. HUNDING!” A man with the same bushy beard as Helgi appears. Wearing a bellhops outfit “Yes, sir?” He says with a wince
"Alright then."
He turns to Hunding.
"Hi. Could you show me to my room?"
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
“No charge? That’s… awfully generous.” He follows Hunding
“Oh considering that you’ll be here for the rest of eternity, no point in charging you. I can’t wait to hear of your heroic deeds and death at dinner tonight! So nice to hear the stories of new einherjar!”
He blinks several times.
“That seems to be quite the shock to you.”
“Any chance they’d believe I ate a big lunch and am not hungry?”
“Whether or not you’re hungry, you go. Plus, you must try the food. Every thing you could ever want.” They step into an elevator and he presses number 23. Out of 540
“Didn’t look this big from the outside.”
*boink?*
*sorry* “Looks can be deceiving.” Easy listening music plays. In Norwegian, of course
“I’m going mad. That’s the only way to explain it.” He says, as if conversing about the weather as of late.
“Not yet. It takes at least 20 years for that to happen.”
“I saw a golden scroll, flying with feathered wings. All of a sudden I can do this.” A pillar of radiant flames appears around Hunding. DC 13 dex save or take 11 radiant damage. “And this.” His hand glows, and Hunding regains 6 HP. “I’m insane.”
*don’t attack the NPCs, dude. I’ll let it slide this time but don’t do it again. And this better not be Egyptian magic* Dex:15 “Kid, what the hel are you talking about?”
*nah the Norse god of luck is on his side and tbf he did heal him straight after (sorry)*
”Did you see what I just did? That’s impossible! I’m not sure you all will like my death story either…”
“And? Not that impressive. I’ve seen much better. And get used to the impossible. You’ll be dying at least once every day. And as long as it’s truly a heroic death you won’t get a horrible assignment.”
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Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
It was me Barry! I Jumped Jack Flash!
If I pretend my problems don’t exist and walk fast enough, they’ll eventually disappear
He mumbles to himself, too quiet for the man to hear.
"We'll see about that."
He then looks at the man's nametag to see who he is.
It says Helgi. Manager. East Gothland. Valued team member since 749CE
(YOOOOOOOOOO LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
"Never heard the name Helgi before. But I'm guessing it's an older name, seeing as you started working here in 749CE. Are you dead too? Or are you some sort of god?"
“Just like you, kid. Died an honorable death.”
"Huh. Well, if this is a hotel, could I check in? I don't have any cash, but..."
“You don’t need any. HUNDING!” A man with the same bushy beard as Helgi appears. Wearing a bellhops outfit “Yes, sir?” He says with a wince
"Alright then."
He turns to Hunding.
"Hi. Could you show me to my room?"
“Of course. Follow me.” He leads him to an elevator and on the way there, he sees 1 person get their neck snapped, 7 people get impaled and 3 get decapitated. And Hunding doesn’t bat an eye
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Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
It was me Barry! I Jumped Jack Flash!
If I pretend my problems don’t exist and walk fast enough, they’ll eventually disappear
He mumbles to himself, too quiet for the man to hear.
"We'll see about that."
He then looks at the man's nametag to see who he is.
It says Helgi. Manager. East Gothland. Valued team member since 749CE
(YOOOOOOOOOO LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
"Never heard the name Helgi before. But I'm guessing it's an older name, seeing as you started working here in 749CE. Are you dead too? Or are you some sort of god?"
“Just like you, kid. Died an honorable death.”
"Huh. Well, if this is a hotel, could I check in? I don't have any cash, but..."
“You don’t need any. HUNDING!” A man with the same bushy beard as Helgi appears. Wearing a bellhops outfit “Yes, sir?” He says with a wince
"Alright then."
He turns to Hunding.
"Hi. Could you show me to my room?"
“Of course. Follow me.” He leads him to an elevator and on the way there, he sees 1 person get their neck snapped, 7 people get impaled and 3 get decapitated. And Hunding doesn’t bat an eye
The kid now looks slightly queasy, but swallows it and continues on.
"Well, that was... gruesome. So, your name's Hunding? Mine's Jarin. Nice to meet you."
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
He mumbles to himself, too quiet for the man to hear.
"We'll see about that."
He then looks at the man's nametag to see who he is.
It says Helgi. Manager. East Gothland. Valued team member since 749CE
(YOOOOOOOOOO LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
"Never heard the name Helgi before. But I'm guessing it's an older name, seeing as you started working here in 749CE. Are you dead too? Or are you some sort of god?"
“Just like you, kid. Died an honorable death.”
"Huh. Well, if this is a hotel, could I check in? I don't have any cash, but..."
“You don’t need any. HUNDING!” A man with the same bushy beard as Helgi appears. Wearing a bellhops outfit “Yes, sir?” He says with a wince
"Alright then."
He turns to Hunding.
"Hi. Could you show me to my room?"
“Of course. Follow me.” He leads him to an elevator and on the way there, he sees 1 person get their neck snapped, 7 people get impaled and 3 get decapitated. And Hunding doesn’t bat an eye
The kid now looks slightly queasy, but swallows it and continues on.
"Well, that was... gruesome. So, your name's Hunding? Mine's Jarin. Nice to meet you."
*if i disappear,‘it’s because I fell asleep*
”Yes. And don’t worry about the killings. They’ll be revived sooner or later.” He gets in the elevator
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Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
It was me Barry! I Jumped Jack Flash!
If I pretend my problems don’t exist and walk fast enough, they’ll eventually disappear
He mumbles to himself, too quiet for the man to hear.
"We'll see about that."
He then looks at the man's nametag to see who he is.
It says Helgi. Manager. East Gothland. Valued team member since 749CE
(YOOOOOOOOOO LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
"Never heard the name Helgi before. But I'm guessing it's an older name, seeing as you started working here in 749CE. Are you dead too? Or are you some sort of god?"
“Just like you, kid. Died an honorable death.”
"Huh. Well, if this is a hotel, could I check in? I don't have any cash, but..."
“You don’t need any. HUNDING!” A man with the same bushy beard as Helgi appears. Wearing a bellhops outfit “Yes, sir?” He says with a wince
"Alright then."
He turns to Hunding.
"Hi. Could you show me to my room?"
“Of course. Follow me.” He leads him to an elevator and on the way there, he sees 1 person get their neck snapped, 7 people get impaled and 3 get decapitated. And Hunding doesn’t bat an eye
The kid now looks slightly queasy, but swallows it and continues on.
"Well, that was... gruesome. So, your name's Hunding? Mine's Jarin. Nice to meet you."
*if i disappear,‘it’s because I fell asleep*
”Yes. And don’t worry about the killings. They’ll be revived sooner or later.” He gets in the elevator
(Don't worry 'bout it man.)
"I've heard about that. My mom told me all the stories."
He steps into the elevator and notices the music.
"What in the- what the heck is this? Is that- Frank Sinatra in Norwegian?"
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
A slightly large sized human man in baggy clothes walks into the building. He is wearing a black rug that completely covers the top of his head, including his hair, and dirt brown pants. Underneath the clothes his muscles are incredibly compact and well toned. He is tapping spots on his chest with a confused look as he looks around. He has a large white mustache and wields a giant weapon on his back.
(Time to make Hunding's day by giving him a random chocolate bar that's half frozen in Jarin's backpack!)
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
He mumbles to himself, too quiet for the man to hear.
"We'll see about that."
He then looks at the man's nametag to see who he is.
It says Helgi. Manager. East Gothland. Valued team member since 749CE
(YOOOOOOOOOO LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
"Never heard the name Helgi before. But I'm guessing it's an older name, seeing as you started working here in 749CE. Are you dead too? Or are you some sort of god?"
“Just like you, kid. Died an honorable death.”
"Huh. Well, if this is a hotel, could I check in? I don't have any cash, but..."
“You don’t need any. HUNDING!” A man with the same bushy beard as Helgi appears. Wearing a bellhops outfit “Yes, sir?” He says with a wince
"Alright then."
He turns to Hunding.
"Hi. Could you show me to my room?"
“Of course. Follow me.” He leads him to an elevator and on the way there, he sees 1 person get their neck snapped, 7 people get impaled and 3 get decapitated. And Hunding doesn’t bat an eye
The kid now looks slightly queasy, but swallows it and continues on.
"Well, that was... gruesome. So, your name's Hunding? Mine's Jarin. Nice to meet you."
*if i disappear,‘it’s because I fell asleep*
”Yes. And don’t worry about the killings. They’ll be revived sooner or later.” He gets in the elevator
(Don't worry 'bout it man.)
"I've heard about that. My mom told me all the stories."
He steps into the elevator and notices the music.
"What in the- what the heck is this? Is that- Frank Sinatra in Norwegian?"
“Yes it is.” He presses number 23. Out of 540
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Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
It was me Barry! I Jumped Jack Flash!
If I pretend my problems don’t exist and walk fast enough, they’ll eventually disappear
*Magnus Chase probably wasn't my favorite of Riordan's works, but it was good, may join*
*Einherjar*
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Heyyyy! What's up? It's me, AwesomeDungeonMaster, although I go by Awe, and my Drummer given title is Epic Crit Roller of Legend! I love DRAGONS!!! This is my laptop account. Check out my cult/club, the DragonClub!You guys here on DDB are AWESOME!
He mumbles to himself, too quiet for the man to hear.
"We'll see about that."
He then looks at the man's nametag to see who he is.
It says Helgi. Manager. East Gothland. Valued team member since 749CE
(YOOOOOOOOOO LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
"Never heard the name Helgi before. But I'm guessing it's an older name, seeing as you started working here in 749CE. Are you dead too? Or are you some sort of god?"
“Just like you, kid. Died an honorable death.”
"Huh. Well, if this is a hotel, could I check in? I don't have any cash, but..."
“You don’t need any. HUNDING!” A man with the same bushy beard as Helgi appears. Wearing a bellhops outfit “Yes, sir?” He says with a wince
"Alright then."
He turns to Hunding.
"Hi. Could you show me to my room?"
“Of course. Follow me.” He leads him to an elevator and on the way there, he sees 1 person get their neck snapped, 7 people get impaled and 3 get decapitated. And Hunding doesn’t bat an eye
The kid now looks slightly queasy, but swallows it and continues on.
"Well, that was... gruesome. So, your name's Hunding? Mine's Jarin. Nice to meet you."
*if i disappear,‘it’s because I fell asleep*
”Yes. And don’t worry about the killings. They’ll be revived sooner or later.” He gets in the elevator
(Don't worry 'bout it man.)
"I've heard about that. My mom told me all the stories."
He steps into the elevator and notices the music.
"What in the- what the heck is this? Is that- Frank Sinatra in Norwegian?"
“Yes it is.” He presses number 23. Out of 540
"540 floors? Didn't look that big from outside... should be impossible for a hotel to be that big unless... the parts were evenly distributed throughout the Nine Worlds?"
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
A slightly large sized human man in baggy clothes walks into the building. He is wearing a black rug that completely covers the top of his head, including his hair, and dirt brown pants. Underneath the clothes his muscles are incredibly compact and well toned. He is tapping spots on his chest with a confused look as he looks around. He has a large white mustache and wields a giant weapon on his back.
He mumbles to himself, too quiet for the man to hear.
"We'll see about that."
He then looks at the man's nametag to see who he is.
It says Helgi. Manager. East Gothland. Valued team member since 749CE
(YOOOOOOOOOO LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
"Never heard the name Helgi before. But I'm guessing it's an older name, seeing as you started working here in 749CE. Are you dead too? Or are you some sort of god?"
“Just like you, kid. Died an honorable death.”
"Huh. Well, if this is a hotel, could I check in? I don't have any cash, but..."
“You don’t need any. HUNDING!” A man with the same bushy beard as Helgi appears. Wearing a bellhops outfit “Yes, sir?” He says with a wince
"Alright then."
He turns to Hunding.
"Hi. Could you show me to my room?"
“Of course. Follow me.” He leads him to an elevator and on the way there, he sees 1 person get their neck snapped, 7 people get impaled and 3 get decapitated. And Hunding doesn’t bat an eye
The kid now looks slightly queasy, but swallows it and continues on.
"Well, that was... gruesome. So, your name's Hunding? Mine's Jarin. Nice to meet you."
*if i disappear,‘it’s because I fell asleep*
”Yes. And don’t worry about the killings. They’ll be revived sooner or later.” He gets in the elevator
(Don't worry 'bout it man.)
"I've heard about that. My mom told me all the stories."
He steps into the elevator and notices the music.
"What in the- what the heck is this? Is that- Frank Sinatra in Norwegian?"
“Yes it is.” He presses number 23. Out of 540
"540 floors? Didn't look that big from outside... should be impossible for a hotel to be that big unless... the parts were evenly distributed throughout the Nine Worlds?"
“Smart kid. 9 worlds. 540 doors. 60 in each.”
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Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
It was me Barry! I Jumped Jack Flash!
If I pretend my problems don’t exist and walk fast enough, they’ll eventually disappear
A slightly large sized human man in baggy clothes walks into the building. He is wearing a black rug that completely covers the top of his head, including his hair, and dirt brown pants. Underneath the clothes his muscles are incredibly compact and well toned. He is tapping spots on his chest with a confused look as he looks around. He has a large white mustache and wields a giant weapon on his back.
He is greeted by a bushy bearded man in a bellhop’s outfit “Are you checking in?”
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Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
It was me Barry! I Jumped Jack Flash!
If I pretend my problems don’t exist and walk fast enough, they’ll eventually disappear
A slightly large sized human man in baggy clothes walks into the building. He is wearing a black rug that completely covers the top of his head, including his hair, and dirt brown pants. Underneath the clothes his muscles are incredibly compact and well toned. He is tapping spots on his chest with a confused look as he looks around. He has a large white mustache and wields a giant weapon on his back.
He is greeted by a bushy bearded man in a bellhop’s outfit “Are you checking in?”
He smiles at the bearded man, the man feels a connection to the mustached man “I assume so. I’m a bit new to this dying thing.” He says with a gravely but commanding voice.
A slightly large sized human man in baggy clothes walks into the building. He is wearing a black rug that completely covers the top of his head, including his hair, and dirt brown pants. Underneath the clothes his muscles are incredibly compact and well toned. He is tapping spots on his chest with a confused look as he looks around. He has a large white mustache and wields a giant weapon on his back.
He is greeted by a bushy bearded man in a bellhop’s outfit “Are you checking in?”
He smiles at the bearded man, the man feels a connection to the mustached man “I assume so. I’m a bit new to this dying thing.” He says with a gravely but commanding voice.
*how old is he?*
”Of course. I’ll show you to your room.”
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Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
It was me Barry! I Jumped Jack Flash!
If I pretend my problems don’t exist and walk fast enough, they’ll eventually disappear
Your honor, shut up, you wasn't even there
It’s only a war crime if you lose
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“You don’t need any. HUNDING!” A man with the same bushy beard as Helgi appears. Wearing a bellhops outfit “Yes, sir?” He says with a wince
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
It was me Barry! I Jumped Jack Flash!
If I pretend my problems don’t exist and walk fast enough, they’ll eventually disappear
Your honor, shut up, you wasn't even there
It’s only a war crime if you lose
*nah the Norse god of luck is on his side and tbf he did heal him straight after (sorry)*
”Did you see what I just did? That’s impossible! I’m not sure you all will like my death story either…”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"Alright then."
He turns to Hunding.
"Hi. Could you show me to my room?"
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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“And? Not that impressive. I’ve seen much better. And get used to the impossible. You’ll be dying at least once every day. And as long as it’s truly a heroic death you won’t get a horrible assignment.”
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
It was me Barry! I Jumped Jack Flash!
If I pretend my problems don’t exist and walk fast enough, they’ll eventually disappear
Your honor, shut up, you wasn't even there
It’s only a war crime if you lose
“Of course. Follow me.” He leads him to an elevator and on the way there, he sees 1 person get their neck snapped, 7 people get impaled and 3 get decapitated. And Hunding doesn’t bat an eye
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
It was me Barry! I Jumped Jack Flash!
If I pretend my problems don’t exist and walk fast enough, they’ll eventually disappear
Your honor, shut up, you wasn't even there
It’s only a war crime if you lose
The kid now looks slightly queasy, but swallows it and continues on.
"Well, that was... gruesome. So, your name's Hunding? Mine's Jarin. Nice to meet you."
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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*if i disappear,‘it’s because I fell asleep*
”Yes. And don’t worry about the killings. They’ll be revived sooner or later.” He gets in the elevator
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
It was me Barry! I Jumped Jack Flash!
If I pretend my problems don’t exist and walk fast enough, they’ll eventually disappear
Your honor, shut up, you wasn't even there
It’s only a war crime if you lose
(Don't worry 'bout it man.)
"I've heard about that. My mom told me all the stories."
He steps into the elevator and notices the music.
"What in the- what the heck is this? Is that- Frank Sinatra in Norwegian?"
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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*Einherjar. Big stronk man here I come. Death awaits.*
A slightly large sized human man in baggy clothes walks into the building. He is wearing a black rug that completely covers the top of his head, including his hair, and dirt brown pants. Underneath the clothes his muscles are incredibly compact and well toned. He is tapping spots on his chest with a confused look as he looks around. He has a large white mustache and wields a giant weapon on his back.
(Time to make Hunding's day by giving him a random chocolate bar that's half frozen in Jarin's backpack!)
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
*Einherjar. Do not kill me for this but I've never read any Riordan*
*I may still make a character here*
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My other account is EJODM29715.
“Yes it is.” He presses number 23. Out of 540
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
It was me Barry! I Jumped Jack Flash!
If I pretend my problems don’t exist and walk fast enough, they’ll eventually disappear
Your honor, shut up, you wasn't even there
It’s only a war crime if you lose
*Magnus Chase probably wasn't my favorite of Riordan's works, but it was good, may join*
*Einherjar*
Heyyyy! What's up? It's me, AwesomeDungeonMaster, although I go by Awe, and my Drummer given title is Epic Crit Roller of Legend! I love DRAGONS!!! This is my laptop account. Check out my cult/club, the DragonClub! You guys here on DDB are AWESOME!
"540 floors? Didn't look that big from outside... should be impossible for a hotel to be that big unless... the parts were evenly distributed throughout the Nine Worlds?"
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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“Smart kid. 9 worlds. 540 doors. 60 in each.”
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
It was me Barry! I Jumped Jack Flash!
If I pretend my problems don’t exist and walk fast enough, they’ll eventually disappear
Your honor, shut up, you wasn't even there
It’s only a war crime if you lose
He is greeted by a bushy bearded man in a bellhop’s outfit “Are you checking in?”
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
It was me Barry! I Jumped Jack Flash!
If I pretend my problems don’t exist and walk fast enough, they’ll eventually disappear
Your honor, shut up, you wasn't even there
It’s only a war crime if you lose
He smiles at the bearded man, the man feels a connection to the mustached man “I assume so. I’m a bit new to this dying thing.” He says with a gravely but commanding voice.
*how old is he?*
”Of course. I’ll show you to your room.”
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
It was me Barry! I Jumped Jack Flash!
If I pretend my problems don’t exist and walk fast enough, they’ll eventually disappear
Your honor, shut up, you wasn't even there
It’s only a war crime if you lose