Jeff is wandering around, oblivious to the chaos surrounding him *He looks just like my pfp*
Lilac's claws sink into Jeff's hide as she descends on him, growling
They somehow don’t sink in, as his body simply squishes and morphs around it, causing him no harm.
"d-wha... hey, how am I supposed to eat you if I cant grab you?!"
He squeezes out with a cartoonish pop, a massive, knowing grin crossing his sharky face
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Jeff is wandering around, oblivious to the chaos surrounding him *He looks just like my pfp*
Lilac's claws sink into Jeff's hide as she descends on him, growling
They somehow don’t sink in, as his body simply squishes and morphs around it, causing him no harm.
"d-wha... hey, how am I supposed to eat you if I cant grab you?!"
He squeezes out with a cartoonish pop, a massive, knowing grin crossing his sharky face
She sighs and lands, growing to six feet tall, and into her human form. Her skin color is that of an average woman, her hair is bright pink and in a long curly mop, scales covering her body like clothes
"Listen, shark, I'm gonna eat you, now just play nice and it will all be over soon"
It shoots a super high pressure stream of water into the ground, carving out letters “A. My name is not shark, it’s Jeff! B. You couldn’t eat me if you tried your absolute hardest!”
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
After all of that he looks seriously messed up, blood leaking from the inside of his armor, that is until he taps one of his rings (Cure wounds, ring of spell storing-23) He then swings his sword twice. To hit:2028 Damage:12+10+16+3217+10+9+19
He dodges yet again, then teleports 30 feet away for his bonus action. He then fills the area the knight is in with bones multiple times, and fires some Gaster Blasters.
To hit for the bones: 203218
To hit for the blasters: 2923
Damage: 2020201010
And karma, but I feel like that's self explanatory at this point.
He is hit by the blasters and bones, blasting through his armor and flesh as he sticks his great sword into the ground, falling to his knees, blooding spilling from the wounds.
*GG. The battle was designed for more than 1 person, so yeah.*
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Jeff is wandering around, oblivious to the chaos surrounding him *He looks just like my pfp*
Lilac's claws sink into Jeff's hide as she descends on him, growling
They somehow don’t sink in, as his body simply squishes and morphs around it, causing him no harm.
"d-wha... hey, how am I supposed to eat you if I cant grab you?!"
He squeezes out with a cartoonish pop, a massive, knowing grin crossing his sharky face
She sighs and lands, growing to six feet tall, and into her human form. Her skin color is that of an average woman, her hair is bright pink and in a long curly mop, scales covering her body like clothes
"Listen, shark, I'm gonna eat you, now just play nice and it will all be over soon"
It shoots a super high pressure stream of water into the ground, carving out letters “A. My name is not shark, it’s Jeff! B. You couldn’t eat me if you tried your absolute hardest!”
"Okay, Jeff:" She scoffs, frustrated with her attempt to hunt "Why couldn't I eat you, huh?"
“Because you’re so weak!”
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
“Did I hear that right my Ragalicious Rapscallion? Your son is here?”
The voice rings in Sil's head and he gasps softly, looking for the source.
Materializing from the shadows, Sil would see a massive three-headed dracolich. Her bones are charred black with cracks that leak out frigid mist and necrotic energies, and covered in crystallized shards of red, purple, and black that each seems to glow with various energies. Brilliant violet flames dance in her six eye sockets, her three skull heads permanently fixed into a mad boney grin.
“Well now, who is this delectable little darling that has come to grace the Dome?”
Jeff is wandering around, oblivious to the chaos surrounding him *He looks just like my pfp*
Lilac's claws sink into Jeff's hide as she descends on him, growling
They somehow don’t sink in, as his body simply squishes and morphs around it, causing him no harm.
"d-wha... hey, how am I supposed to eat you if I cant grab you?!"
He squeezes out with a cartoonish pop, a massive, knowing grin crossing his sharky face
She sighs and lands, growing to six feet tall, and into her human form. Her skin color is that of an average woman, her hair is bright pink and in a long curly mop, scales covering her body like clothes
"Listen, shark, I'm gonna eat you, now just play nice and it will all be over soon"
It shoots a super high pressure stream of water into the ground, carving out letters “A. My name is not shark, it’s Jeff! B. You couldn’t eat me if you tried your absolute hardest!”
"Okay, Jeff:" She scoffs, frustrated with her attempt to hunt "Why couldn't I eat you, huh?"
“Because you’re so weak!”
She stifles a whimper and a tear enters her eye.. "H-hey, I'm not weak, I'm just little! I'm still only 70 years old..."
“Wow! Your a…what’s that word grey used? Gezzer! Yeah! You’re a gezzer.”
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Jeff is wandering around, oblivious to the chaos surrounding him *He looks just like my pfp*
Lilac's claws sink into Jeff's hide as she descends on him, growling
They somehow don’t sink in, as his body simply squishes and morphs around it, causing him no harm.
"d-wha... hey, how am I supposed to eat you if I cant grab you?!"
He squeezes out with a cartoonish pop, a massive, knowing grin crossing his sharky face
She sighs and lands, growing to six feet tall, and into her human form. Her skin color is that of an average woman, her hair is bright pink and in a long curly mop, scales covering her body like clothes
"Listen, shark, I'm gonna eat you, now just play nice and it will all be over soon"
It shoots a super high pressure stream of water into the ground, carving out letters “A. My name is not shark, it’s Jeff! B. You couldn’t eat me if you tried your absolute hardest!”
"Okay, Jeff:" She scoffs, frustrated with her attempt to hunt "Why couldn't I eat you, huh?"
“Because you’re so weak!”
She stifles a whimper and a tear enters her eye.. "H-hey, I'm not weak, I'm just little! I'm still only 70 years old..."
“Wow! Your a…what’s that word grey used? Gezzer! Yeah! You’re a gezzer.”
"I'm not a gezzer! 70 is young for dragons, you mean shark! and I'm pretty sure its gizzard!"
“Jokes on you, I don’t know what that word means!”
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Jeff is wandering around, oblivious to the chaos surrounding him *He looks just like my pfp*
Lilac's claws sink into Jeff's hide as she descends on him, growling
They somehow don’t sink in, as his body simply squishes and morphs around it, causing him no harm.
"d-wha... hey, how am I supposed to eat you if I cant grab you?!"
He squeezes out with a cartoonish pop, a massive, knowing grin crossing his sharky face
She sighs and lands, growing to six feet tall, and into her human form. Her skin color is that of an average woman, her hair is bright pink and in a long curly mop, scales covering her body like clothes
"Listen, shark, I'm gonna eat you, now just play nice and it will all be over soon"
It shoots a super high pressure stream of water into the ground, carving out letters “A. My name is not shark, it’s Jeff! B. You couldn’t eat me if you tried your absolute hardest!”
"Okay, Jeff:" She scoffs, frustrated with her attempt to hunt "Why couldn't I eat you, huh?"
“Because you’re so weak!”
She stifles a whimper and a tear enters her eye.. "H-hey, I'm not weak, I'm just little! I'm still only 70 years old..."
“Wow! Your a…what’s that word grey used? Gezzer! Yeah! You’re a gezzer.”
"I'm not a gezzer! 70 is young for dragons, you mean shark! and I'm pretty sure its gizzard!"
“Jokes on you, I don’t know what that word means!”
Fed up with talking, Lilac poises to pounce, and attempts to puff fire from her nose, but then realizes... she is not in her humanoid or feral form, but her human form.. she stammers and blushes, feeling naked without fur.
"U-uhh... I didn't even know I had this form!...."
“Ha! You’re human now!”
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
*Does anyone wanna rp with ya pal Jester? Specifically with any character other than Rag, if you want to rp with Rag that’s okay, he’s just the only person I kinda end up rping on this thread.*
“Did I hear that right my Ragalicious Rapscallion? Your son is here?”
The voice rings in Sil's head and he gasps softly, looking for the source.
Materializing from the shadows, Sil would see a massive three-headed dracolich. Her bones are charred black with cracks that leak out frigid mist and necrotic energies, and covered in crystallized shards of red, purple, and black that each seems to glow with various energies. Brilliant violet flames dance in her six eye sockets, her three skull heads permanently fixed into a mad boney grin.
“Well now, who is this delectable little darling that has come to grace the Dome?”
He looks at her with awe, his purple eyes wide and star struck...
"My name is Silyxer, son of Ragnaris, m-ma'am..."
“It’s quite a pleasure to meet you my dear Silyxer. I am Coronet, but I’ve also been called Coro, Capo, Aunty, and Insane. Take your pick!” she says with a cackling laugh, her three heads swaying back and forth.
He squeezes out with a cartoonish pop, a massive, knowing grin crossing his sharky face
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
*To be fair, only one of the two is being called a father at this moment. XD*
It shoots a super high pressure stream of water into the ground, carving out letters “A. My name is not shark, it’s Jeff! B. You couldn’t eat me if you tried your absolute hardest!”
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
*GG. The battle was designed for more than 1 person, so yeah.*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“Because you’re so weak!”
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Materializing from the shadows, Sil would see a massive three-headed dracolich. Her bones are charred black with cracks that leak out frigid mist and necrotic energies, and covered in crystallized shards of red, purple, and black that each seems to glow with various energies. Brilliant violet flames dance in her six eye sockets, her three skull heads permanently fixed into a mad boney grin.
“Well now, who is this delectable little darling that has come to grace the Dome?”
“Wow! Your a…what’s that word grey used? Gezzer! Yeah! You’re a gezzer.”
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
“Jokes on you, I don’t know what that word means!”
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
“Ha! You’re human now!”
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
*Does anyone wanna rp with ya pal Jester? Specifically with any character other than Rag, if you want to rp with Rag that’s okay, he’s just the only person I kinda end up rping on this thread.*
“It’s quite a pleasure to meet you my dear Silyxer. I am Coronet, but I’ve also been called Coro, Capo, Aunty, and Insane. Take your pick!” she says with a cackling laugh, her three heads swaying back and forth.