Giratina is searching for an ally. (Or a convenient source of energy)
Giratina comes across a strange building- a three story tavern rising out of the charred, barren soil, with many windows. It’s leaning to one side and seems very, very unstable. A sign next to the front doors read, ‘Curseater’s Cabaret!’
on a misplaced balcony on the second story- about Giratina’s height, is the Conferencier of the Curseater Cabaret, leaning against the railings and smoking a cigarette. (His description is in the darchives)
It turns to the Conferencier. "How is that building still standing?"
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
The nameless Effigy is wandering the city of Profanus, keeping a nonexistent eye out for any other unholy beings.
They notice Kal flying above them.
The construct looks up at Kal soaring above, its joints creaking and snapping as it does. "...Hello there..."
“Hi, friend! Who’re you?”
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The nameless Effigy is wandering the city of Profanus, keeping a nonexistent eye out for any other unholy beings.
They notice Kal flying above them.
The construct looks up at Kal soaring above, its joints creaking and snapping as it does. "...Hello there..."
*GENERAL KENOBI*
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
”why do you kill mortals and drink their blood?” He tilts his head slightly.
“Why not eat the thing that tastes best to me? It gives me people who worship me. And a good snack.”
“Fair… tell me, do you have any troubles?” He’s back to a French accent again. He’s switching more rapidly now.
“Troubles? Give me an example.” He does a flip in the air.
He circles around him. “Something gnawing within you… a want, a desire, a need… a struggle… that you cannot attain, no matter how hard you try… something in your past that haunts you?…” back to German.
“I just… get the urge to feast on rotting bodies, and what better way to create bodies than to kill them myself? That’s why I’m called the Vulture. That, and my wings.”
“Ah, but a vulture does not often kill itself… you are more a hawk, friend.”
“Then maybe I should change my name to the Hawk! Kalkin, my full name, does mean Hawk.”
“Then why does anyone call you the vulture? Ah, they simply think the vulture is an ugly, disgusting bird. But then, would your name not be Hawk, The Hawk?”
He shrugs. “Names are an odd thing, are they not? And yes, that is why. They believe vultures are ugly, but I believe they are necessary for the cycle of life.”
“So do you think you’d be more of a vulture, or a hawk, then?”
“Perhaps a mix of both. I do prefer corpses after they have been killed, but people always beat me to eating them.”
“So you are a vulture, then! Just not a very good one.”
“I’m an evil vulture.” He nods. “They’re beautiful birds. What bird do you think you would be?”
“Hmm…” he leans back, looking up and thinking, before jumping up and exclaiming, “a penguin! des monstres malades...“
He laughs. “A penguin? Really? Not some kind of murderous and evil bird?”
He frowns. “You have clearly never had a conversation with a penguin.”
“I can’t speak to birds, despite me looking like one. People always call me bird brain when they want to taunt me.”
“Ooh, ooh, I know what I might be rather than a penguin!” He says, elated. “The rare harpy Eagle, known for its magnificent plumage, giant talons, and its diet of small and medium sized mammals.” He does a cartwheel of joy.
”so, out of those two, which one would I be… would I be the sick, demented meat eating, flesh rending, poisonously beautiful bird feared by all- or a harpy Eagle?”
“Feared by all animalkind, you mean. Not humans. Humans find them rather funny.”
He does a headstand, maintaining eye contact the entire time.
”a wonderful example of Humankind’s biggest flaw!”
Kal flips over as well. “How come? They seem funny to me as well. Their tall little bodies…”
“Humans refuse to see evil and atrocity where they don’t want to.”
Giratina is searching for an ally. (Or a convenient source of energy)
Giratina comes across a strange building- a three story tavern rising out of the charred, barren soil, with many windows. It’s leaning to one side and seems very, very unstable. A sign next to the front doors read, ‘Curseater’s Cabaret!’
on a misplaced balcony on the second story- about Giratina’s height, is the Conferencier of the Curseater Cabaret, leaning against the railings and smoking a cigarette. (His description is in the darchives)
It turns to the Conferencier. "How is that building still standing?"
The Conferencier turns to Giratina. “pourquoi ne le serait-il pas ? this world makes little sense, stranger!”
”why do you kill mortals and drink their blood?” He tilts his head slightly.
“Why not eat the thing that tastes best to me? It gives me people who worship me. And a good snack.”
“Fair… tell me, do you have any troubles?” He’s back to a French accent again. He’s switching more rapidly now.
“Troubles? Give me an example.” He does a flip in the air.
He circles around him. “Something gnawing within you… a want, a desire, a need… a struggle… that you cannot attain, no matter how hard you try… something in your past that haunts you?…” back to German.
“I just… get the urge to feast on rotting bodies, and what better way to create bodies than to kill them myself? That’s why I’m called the Vulture. That, and my wings.”
“Ah, but a vulture does not often kill itself… you are more a hawk, friend.”
“Then maybe I should change my name to the Hawk! Kalkin, my full name, does mean Hawk.”
“Then why does anyone call you the vulture? Ah, they simply think the vulture is an ugly, disgusting bird. But then, would your name not be Hawk, The Hawk?”
He shrugs. “Names are an odd thing, are they not? And yes, that is why. They believe vultures are ugly, but I believe they are necessary for the cycle of life.”
“So do you think you’d be more of a vulture, or a hawk, then?”
“Perhaps a mix of both. I do prefer corpses after they have been killed, but people always beat me to eating them.”
“So you are a vulture, then! Just not a very good one.”
“I’m an evil vulture.” He nods. “They’re beautiful birds. What bird do you think you would be?”
“Hmm…” he leans back, looking up and thinking, before jumping up and exclaiming, “a penguin! des monstres malades...“
He laughs. “A penguin? Really? Not some kind of murderous and evil bird?”
He frowns. “You have clearly never had a conversation with a penguin.”
“I can’t speak to birds, despite me looking like one. People always call me bird brain when they want to taunt me.”
“Ooh, ooh, I know what I might be rather than a penguin!” He says, elated. “The rare harpy Eagle, known for its magnificent plumage, giant talons, and its diet of small and medium sized mammals.” He does a cartwheel of joy.
”so, out of those two, which one would I be… would I be the sick, demented meat eating, flesh rending, poisonously beautiful bird feared by all- or a harpy Eagle?”
“Feared by all animalkind, you mean. Not humans. Humans find them rather funny.”
He does a headstand, maintaining eye contact the entire time.
”a wonderful example of Humankind’s biggest flaw!”
Kal flips over as well. “How come? They seem funny to me as well. Their tall little bodies…”
“Humans refuse to see evil and atrocity where they don’t want to.”
“And they see it where they do want to. I’m not that bad! Just trying to survive.”
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”oh nein, du bist ein Monster. you said you drank blood because you thought it tasted better.”
He smiles. “Both reasons.”
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The nameless Effigy is wandering the city of Profanus, keeping a nonexistent eye out for any other unholy beings.
They notice Kal flying above them.
The construct looks up at Kal soaring above, its joints creaking and snapping as it does. "...Hello there..."
“Hi, friend! Who’re you?”
"I'm... not sure... who are you?.."
“I’m Kal the Vulture! You must have just been born.”
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”oh nein, du bist ein Monster. you said you drank blood because you thought it tasted better.”
He smiles. “Both reasons.”
He grins as well. “I like you!”
“Me too! You’re interesting. More interesting than the ones who kill without thinking. The ones who crave power.”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
‘Oh, joy! Comme c’est intéressant ! Tell me, what was it like before ignorant, arrogant (1GP)ing excuses for tyrants and kings tore this place asunder?” He asks, reaching the top of the cliff.
"Oh, it was a masterful, if stale board with several key players locked in a bloody stalemate for total dominance. Then a stuck up old codger decided to nuke the every living [gp] out of the board, thinking he could survive the devastation. Considering there are no other layers left in existance, I'd say he was unsuccessful. It's no skin off my nose though, because I don't have any! ahahahahaha!"
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"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
”oh nein, du bist ein Monster. you said you drank blood because you thought it tasted better.”
He smiles. “Both reasons.”
He grins as well. “I like you!”
“Me too! You’re interesting. More interesting than the ones who kill without thinking. The ones who crave power.”
He sighs. “Oh, murder. Death is such a tragedy. I do not like to think of such things. Death extinguishes the most beautiful thing: life!”
“You’re different.” He notices, smiling.
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
‘Oh, joy! Comme c’est intéressant ! Tell me, what was it like before ignorant, arrogant (1GP)ing excuses for tyrants and kings tore this place asunder?” He asks, reaching the top of the cliff.
"Oh, it was a masterful, if stale board with several key players locked in a bloody stalemate for total dominance. Then a stuck up old codger decided to nuke the every living [gp] out of the board, thinking he could survive the devastation. Considering there are no other layers left in existance, I'd say he was unsuccessful. It's no skin off my nose though, because I don't have any! ahahahahaha!"
He joins her in her mad laughter. “und wir müssen sein Chaos erben! how long did the stalemate last? I wonder how this second great game shall play out again…”
The construct looks up at Kal soaring above, its joints creaking and snapping as it does. "...Hello there..."
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
It turns to the Conferencier. "How is that building still standing?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
HE'S BACK... AND WEIRDER THAN EVER!
“Hi, friend! Who’re you?”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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*GENERAL KENOBI*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
HE'S BACK... AND WEIRDER THAN EVER!
“Humans refuse to see evil and atrocity where they don’t want to.”
The Conferencier turns to Giratina. “pourquoi ne le serait-il pas ? this world makes little sense, stranger!”
“And they see it where they do want to. I’m not that bad! Just trying to survive.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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*cut with Banan*
”oh nein, du bist ein Monster. you said you drank blood because you thought it tasted better.”
He smiles. “Both reasons.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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"I'm... not sure... who are you?.."
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
“I’m Kal the Vulture! You must have just been born.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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He grins as well. “I like you!”
*what do you think of the Conferencier so far?*
“Me too! You’re interesting. More interesting than the ones who kill without thinking. The ones who crave power.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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*He’s so awesome.*
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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He sighs. “Oh, murder. Death is such a tragedy. I do not like to think of such things. Death extinguishes the most beautiful thing: life!”
"Oh, it was a masterful, if stale board with several key players locked in a bloody stalemate for total dominance. Then a stuck up old codger decided to nuke the every living [gp] out of the board, thinking he could survive the devastation. Considering there are no other layers left in existance, I'd say he was unsuccessful. It's no skin off my nose though, because I don't have any! ahahahahaha!"
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
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RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
“You’re different.” He notices, smiling.
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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He joins her in her mad laughter. “und wir müssen sein Chaos erben! how long did the stalemate last? I wonder how this second great game shall play out again…”
“Hahaha! I am not normal, but there is no such thing as normal, in reality. Humans think so. Even some of us, I do believe. But it is a sham!”