My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
(Ash, btw, please try to keep things fair here, I understand you've introduced things out of nowhere before/done things as a twist that are unbalanced even if you didn't intend it. But I'm looking forward to the fight!)*
*Absolutely, I will explain everything in VIVID detail.*
The grey-skinned man smiles back. A spider crawls out of his sleeve and grows into a massive creature with spinning wheels for an abdomen. He climbs onto its head as it flies up to meet Kal.
"Interesting location, isn't it?"
*Tall brown winged man wearing a red suit with brown hair and two black stripe tattoos down his face. His eyes are pure black, his skin is tanned. His legs dangle limply, and are covered by a black pair of pants.*
“It’s hell!”
"Yes, yes, that's all well and good, but everyone wants something fast, good, and cheap to eat." He lowers his glasses and looks directly into Kal's eyes. "Don't you?"
Kal suddenly feels faintly... hungry. Not as if he were empty, but as if he simply desired to eat. Like when you eat something really good and you just need to keep eating.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Malrick comes striding up to Correlion. His body is... Different. He is his normal hight but is radiating a huge area of force. A creature of light, shaped like Malrick is all around him, smashing into the ground.
Giratina is in the background, snacking on something... are those cupcakes?
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
The grey-skinned man smiles back. A spider crawls out of his sleeve and grows into a massive creature with spinning wheels for an abdomen. He climbs onto its head as it flies up to meet Kal.
"Interesting location, isn't it?"
*Tall brown winged man wearing a red suit with brown hair and two black stripe tattoos down his face. His eyes are pure black, his skin is tanned. His legs dangle limply, and are covered by a black pair of pants.*
“It’s hell!”
"Yes, yes, that's all well and good, but everyone wants something fast, good, and cheap to eat." He lowers his glasses and looks directly into Kal's eyes. "Don't you?"
Kal suddenly feels faintly... hungry. Not as if he were empty, but as if he simply desired to eat. Like when you eat something really good and you just need to keep eating.
“Mmmmmmmmmm… do you have any blood? I quite love blood as a drink. Or flesh. Flesh works as well.”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
The dhampir walks out of the kitchen and sits down at one of the tables, gesturing the 'child' over. "Hey there! Ya interested in our establishment?" He stacks some coins on the table. "It took a lot of work to get all the materials down here for y'all, so we're hopin' y'all enjoy it!"
"What is it? It does look cool, though!"
"Well, it's an inn! You can get food, a safe place to stay, chat, but no killing anyone inside. Everyone in here is here for a reason. But I wasn't imprisoned. I was given an opportunity." He chuckles. "What would you like to eat, friend?"
"Ooh! What are some options?"
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Hello! This is the Alt account of Gonzalo2, which I made because I want more than six characters without having to pay for it.
"Yes, yes, that's all well and good, but everyone wants something fast, good, and cheap to eat." He lowers his glasses and looks directly into Kal's eyes. "Don't you?"
Kal suddenly feels faintly... hungry. Not as if he were empty, but as if he simply desired to eat. Like when you eat something really good and you just need to keep eating.
“Mmmmmmmmmm… do you have any blood? I quite love blood as a drink. Or flesh. Flesh works as well.”
"Cooked or raw, my son?" He grins, revealing his lack of fangs.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Well, it's an inn! You can get food, a safe place to stay, chat, but no killing anyone inside. Everyone in here is here for a reason. But I wasn't imprisoned. I was given an opportunity." He chuckles. "What would you like to eat, friend?"
"Ooh! What are some options?"
"Well, right now we've got the basic stuff: cheeseburgers with lettuce, onions, tomato, beef, Greylish cheese, pickles, mayonnaise, ketchup, and bread, tater tots, which are hot, fluffy potato shreds shaped into tiny cylinders and cooked in hot beef tallow until they're delicious and crispy, then salted, fish sandwiches, which are like a combination of cheeseburgers and tots, and we have a myriad of drinks, none of which contain alcohol. We even have blood for any vampires here, ethically sourced of course. We also have chocolate and vanilla soft-serve ice cream, if you're interested."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Well, it's an inn! You can get food, a safe place to stay, chat, but no killing anyone inside. Everyone in here is here for a reason. But I wasn't imprisoned. I was given an opportunity." He chuckles. "What would you like to eat, friend?"
"Ooh! What are some options?"
"Well, right now we've got the basic stuff: cheeseburgers with lettuce, onions, tomato, beef, Greylish cheese, pickles, mayonnaise, ketchup, and bread, tater tots, which are hot, fluffy potato shreds shaped into tiny cylinders and cooked in hot beef tallow until they're delicious and crispy, then salted, fish sandwiches, which are like a combination of cheeseburgers and tots, and we have a myriad of drinks, none of which contain alcohol. We even have blood for any vampires here, ethically sourced of course. We also have chocolate and vanilla soft-serve ice cream, if you're interested."
"Woah! Can I have those Tater tots? And vanilla ice cream!"
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Hello! This is the Alt account of Gonzalo2, which I made because I want more than six characters without having to pay for it.
"Well, it's an inn! You can get food, a safe place to stay, chat, but no killing anyone inside. Everyone in here is here for a reason. But I wasn't imprisoned. I was given an opportunity." He chuckles. "What would you like to eat, friend?"
"Ooh! What are some options?"
"Well, right now we've got the basic stuff: cheeseburgers with lettuce, onions, tomato, beef, Greylish cheese, pickles, mayonnaise, ketchup, and bread, tater tots, which are hot, fluffy potato shreds shaped into tiny cylinders and cooked in hot beef tallow until they're delicious and crispy, then salted, fish sandwiches, which are like a combination of cheeseburgers and tots, and we have a myriad of drinks, none of which contain alcohol. We even have blood for any vampires here, ethically sourced of course. We also have chocolate and vanilla soft-serve ice cream, if you're interested."
"Woah! Can I have those Tater tots? And vanilla ice cream!"
"Well, right now we've got the basic stuff: cheeseburgers with lettuce, onions, tomato, beef, Greylish cheese, pickles, mayonnaise, ketchup, and bread, tater tots, which are hot, fluffy potato shreds shaped into tiny cylinders and cooked in hot beef tallow until they're delicious and crispy, then salted, fish sandwiches, which are like a combination of cheeseburgers and tots, and we have a myriad of drinks, none of which contain alcohol. We even have blood for any vampires here, ethically sourced of course. We also have chocolate and vanilla soft-serve ice cream, if you're interested."
"Woah! Can I have those Tater tots? And vanilla ice cream!"
"Oh, of course!" He looks over at the kitchen, and a damned soul makes eye contact with him and smiles. "Right way, Lord Gateau."
The dhampir picks up a coin. "Now, have you seen anything like this before? These are very important to us. We can't make food and keep rooms safe if we don't have them. They come in different colors, but you can't make them on your own. That would be cheating, and I need to be fair to everyone above and below the earth. That's how these strange, magical places work. So if you bring me more of these, we can make more food for you. The more we have, the more we can give you."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*im here sorry :,) 15 minutes before I have to go.*
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"Well, right now we've got the basic stuff: cheeseburgers with lettuce, onions, tomato, beef, Greylish cheese, pickles, mayonnaise, ketchup, and bread, tater tots, which are hot, fluffy potato shreds shaped into tiny cylinders and cooked in hot beef tallow until they're delicious and crispy, then salted, fish sandwiches, which are like a combination of cheeseburgers and tots, and we have a myriad of drinks, none of which contain alcohol. We even have blood for any vampires here, ethically sourced of course. We also have chocolate and vanilla soft-serve ice cream, if you're interested."
"Woah! Can I have those Tater tots? And vanilla ice cream!"
"Oh, of course!" He looks over at the kitchen, and a damned soul makes eye contact with him and smiles. "Right way, Lord Gateau."
The dhampir picks up a coin. "Now, have you seen anything like this before? These are very important to us. We can't make food and keep rooms safe if we don't have them. They come in different colors, but you can't make them on your own. That would be cheating, and I need to be fair to everyone above and below the earth. That's how these strange, magical places work. So if you bring me more of these, we can make more food for you. The more we have, the more we can give you."
"Where do I find them?"
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Hello! This is the Alt account of Gonzalo2, which I made because I want more than six characters without having to pay for it.
A hatch on the roof opens, and the half-vampire emerges. He has a greasy bag of food with him, and sits down on the roof to eat it. He watches the angel, not saying anything just yet, but patting the roof beside him and holding up a fried fish sandwich wrapped in paper.
The angel stiffens up, feathers ruffling like a bird’s. “A strange venue.” It says with a frown. “I do not eat mortal food.”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Woah! Can I have those Tater tots? And vanilla ice cream!"
"I would ask the price first."
The monstrous humanoid smiles. "Oh, no need to worry about prices just yet. Just being able to sell a 15 copper hamburger is enough to let us dominate the market. First meal is on me, friends."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
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“Weird…”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
*I've introed, Shrimpo*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*ooh, how marvelous! Trying to bring capitalism to the underworld?*
”Jason, it’s Hell, of course there’s a gift shop.”
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
*Absolutely, I will explain everything in VIVID detail.*
"Yes, yes, that's all well and good, but everyone wants something fast, good, and cheap to eat." He lowers his glasses and looks directly into Kal's eyes. "Don't you?"
Kal suddenly feels faintly... hungry. Not as if he were empty, but as if he simply desired to eat. Like when you eat something really good and you just need to keep eating.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Where did Cyno go? :(*
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
Giratina is in the background, snacking on something... are those cupcakes?
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
HE'S BACK... AND WEIRDER THAN EVER!
“Mmmmmmmmmm… do you have any blood? I quite love blood as a drink. Or flesh. Flesh works as well.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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*Yup!*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Ooh! What are some options?"
Hello! This is the Alt account of Gonzalo2, which I made because I want more than six characters without having to pay for it.
"Cooked or raw, my son?" He grins, revealing his lack of fangs.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Well, right now we've got the basic stuff: cheeseburgers with lettuce, onions, tomato, beef, Greylish cheese, pickles, mayonnaise, ketchup, and bread, tater tots, which are hot, fluffy potato shreds shaped into tiny cylinders and cooked in hot beef tallow until they're delicious and crispy, then salted, fish sandwiches, which are like a combination of cheeseburgers and tots, and we have a myriad of drinks, none of which contain alcohol. We even have blood for any vampires here, ethically sourced of course. We also have chocolate and vanilla soft-serve ice cream, if you're interested."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Woah! Can I have those Tater tots? And vanilla ice cream!"
Hello! This is the Alt account of Gonzalo2, which I made because I want more than six characters without having to pay for it.
"I would ask the price first."
"Oh, of course!" He looks over at the kitchen, and a damned soul makes eye contact with him and smiles. "Right way, Lord Gateau."
The dhampir picks up a coin. "Now, have you seen anything like this before? These are very important to us. We can't make food and keep rooms safe if we don't have them. They come in different colors, but you can't make them on your own. That would be cheating, and I need to be fair to everyone above and below the earth. That's how these strange, magical places work. So if you bring me more of these, we can make more food for you. The more we have, the more we can give you."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*im here sorry :,) 15 minutes before I have to go.*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Where do I find them?"
Hello! This is the Alt account of Gonzalo2, which I made because I want more than six characters without having to pay for it.
The angel stiffens up, feathers ruffling like a bird’s. “A strange venue.” It says with a frown. “I do not eat mortal food.”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Correlion, it is time. Either we part here in peace, or only one leaves.
The monstrous humanoid smiles. "Oh, no need to worry about prices just yet. Just being able to sell a 15 copper hamburger is enough to let us dominate the market. First meal is on me, friends."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.