*Not yet. Never really liked cars. Prefer public transportation.*
*Do you live in Europe then?*
*Nah. California.*
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Rak, the giant beetle, scurries up to the Conferencier, doing a little beetle dance against his will and trying not to look cute.
The Conferencier, leaning against the balcony’s railings, turns around and sits atop them, looking to the beetle as he smokes a cigarette, waving a gloved hand cheerfully. He takes a glass of red wine from a table next to him and, making full eye contact with Rak, drinks the entire thing in one prolonged sip.
Rak waves. “I heard you are quite powerful!”
He smiles, standing up on the balcony and looking down at Rak.
“oh, du schmeichelst mir! and where did you hear that?”
“Everyone.” He says, his voice silky. “Everyone outside of your realm speaks of the powerful Conferencier.”
“Really?” He grins. “And I’ve done literally nothing!”
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This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
He growls. “Does my oath keep me from attacking you?”
"Yes. It keeps me from harming you aswell. Quite a weird question though... quite strange..."
He grits his teeth. “I’m sure you would understand the fact that I am under two oaths right now. One to serve you, and one to not serve any leader.”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Rak, the giant beetle, scurries up to the Conferencier, doing a little beetle dance against his will and trying not to look cute.
The Conferencier, leaning against the balcony’s railings, turns around and sits atop them, looking to the beetle as he smokes a cigarette, waving a gloved hand cheerfully. He takes a glass of red wine from a table next to him and, making full eye contact with Rak, drinks the entire thing in one prolonged sip.
Rak waves. “I heard you are quite powerful!”
He smiles, standing up on the balcony and looking down at Rak.
“oh, du schmeichelst mir! and where did you hear that?”
“Everyone.” He says, his voice silky. “Everyone outside of your realm speaks of the powerful Conferencier.”
“Really?” He grins. “And I’ve done literally nothing!”
“You have a lair, do you not? You demand respect. You have managed to create peace in a land where peace is impossible.”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
*Banan and me both live in California, but public transport is almost a foreign concept to me, and they use it constantly. I’m fairly sure we have marginally different weather, as well.*
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This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
He growls. “Does my oath keep me from attacking you?”
"Yes. It keeps me from harming you aswell. Quite a weird question though... quite strange..."
He grits his teeth. “I’m sure you would understand the fact that I am under two oaths right now. One to serve you, and one to not serve any leader.”
"To not serve any leader? I see. So you will just be maliciously complying?"
“I will get the Hellriders to kill you.”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
*Banan and me both live in California, but public transport is almost a foreign concept to me, and they use it constantly. I’m fairly sure we have marginally different weather, as well.*
*I live in a really big city over there.*
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Rak, the giant beetle, scurries up to the Conferencier, doing a little beetle dance against his will and trying not to look cute.
The Conferencier, leaning against the balcony’s railings, turns around and sits atop them, looking to the beetle as he smokes a cigarette, waving a gloved hand cheerfully. He takes a glass of red wine from a table next to him and, making full eye contact with Rak, drinks the entire thing in one prolonged sip.
Rak waves. “I heard you are quite powerful!”
He smiles, standing up on the balcony and looking down at Rak.
“oh, du schmeichelst mir! and where did you hear that?”
“Everyone.” He says, his voice silky. “Everyone outside of your realm speaks of the powerful Conferencier.”
“Really?” He grins. “And I’ve done literally nothing!”
“You have a lair, do you not? You demand respect. You have managed to create peace in a land where peace is impossible.”
He chuckles. “Well, people like a good show. Nun, mein liebes Insekt, What brings you to my Cabaret?”
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This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
He growls. “Does my oath keep me from attacking you?”
"Yes. It keeps me from harming you aswell. Quite a weird question though... quite strange..."
He grits his teeth. “I’m sure you would understand the fact that I am under two oaths right now. One to serve you, and one to not serve any leader.”
"To not serve any leader? I see. So you will just be maliciously complying?"
“I will get the Hellriders to kill you.”
"That would be willingly causing me harm though." They say, clearly having a smug, by the sound of their voice.
“Oh great. All hail the leader.” He mock bows.
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Rak, the giant beetle, scurries up to the Conferencier, doing a little beetle dance against his will and trying not to look cute.
The Conferencier, leaning against the balcony’s railings, turns around and sits atop them, looking to the beetle as he smokes a cigarette, waving a gloved hand cheerfully. He takes a glass of red wine from a table next to him and, making full eye contact with Rak, drinks the entire thing in one prolonged sip.
Rak waves. “I heard you are quite powerful!”
He smiles, standing up on the balcony and looking down at Rak.
“oh, du schmeichelst mir! and where did you hear that?”
“Everyone.” He says, his voice silky. “Everyone outside of your realm speaks of the powerful Conferencier.”
“Really?” He grins. “And I’ve done literally nothing!”
“You have a lair, do you not? You demand respect. You have managed to create peace in a land where peace is impossible.”
He chuckles. “Well, people like a good show. Nun, mein liebes Insekt, What brings you to my Cabaret?”
“I have decided that to gain my own lair, I must learn to coexist and ally with the surrounding folk.”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
"Look, I can't cause you harm and you can't cause me harm, yet we are bound together; so I guess I'll occasionally gift you things or something, and you'll... be in an oxymoron of deals..."
"Look, I can't cause you harm and you can't cause me harm, yet we are bound together; so I guess I'll occasionally gift you things or something, and you'll... be in an oxymoron of deals..."
“Can’t you just remove the deal or something?”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
"Look, I can't cause you harm and you can't cause me harm, yet we are bound together; so I guess I'll occasionally gift you things or something, and you'll... be in an oxymoron of deals..."
“Can’t you just remove the deal or something?”
*OOC: They can mechanically but if you don't want that I'll just make up some excuse that is somehow just how it works*
Rak, the giant beetle, scurries up to the Conferencier, doing a little beetle dance against his will and trying not to look cute.
The Conferencier, leaning against the balcony’s railings, turns around and sits atop them, looking to the beetle as he smokes a cigarette, waving a gloved hand cheerfully. He takes a glass of red wine from a table next to him and, making full eye contact with Rak, drinks the entire thing in one prolonged sip.
Rak waves. “I heard you are quite powerful!”
He smiles, standing up on the balcony and looking down at Rak.
“oh, du schmeichelst mir! and where did you hear that?”
“Everyone.” He says, his voice silky. “Everyone outside of your realm speaks of the powerful Conferencier.”
“Really?” He grins. “And I’ve done literally nothing!”
“You have a lair, do you not? You demand respect. You have managed to create peace in a land where peace is impossible.”
He chuckles. “Well, people like a good show. Nun, mein liebes Insekt, What brings you to my Cabaret?”
“I have decided that to gain my own lair, I must learn to coexist and ally with the surrounding folk.”
He grins even wider. “So you seek allyship?”
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This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
Rak, the giant beetle, scurries up to the Conferencier, doing a little beetle dance against his will and trying not to look cute.
The Conferencier, leaning against the balcony’s railings, turns around and sits atop them, looking to the beetle as he smokes a cigarette, waving a gloved hand cheerfully. He takes a glass of red wine from a table next to him and, making full eye contact with Rak, drinks the entire thing in one prolonged sip.
Rak waves. “I heard you are quite powerful!”
He smiles, standing up on the balcony and looking down at Rak.
“oh, du schmeichelst mir! and where did you hear that?”
“Everyone.” He says, his voice silky. “Everyone outside of your realm speaks of the powerful Conferencier.”
“Really?” He grins. “And I’ve done literally nothing!”
“You have a lair, do you not? You demand respect. You have managed to create peace in a land where peace is impossible.”
He chuckles. “Well, people like a good show. Nun, mein liebes Insekt, What brings you to my Cabaret?”
“I have decided that to gain my own lair, I must learn to coexist and ally with the surrounding folk.”
He grins even wider. “So you seek allyship?”
“Of course.”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
"Look, I can't cause you harm and you can't cause me harm, yet we are bound together; so I guess I'll occasionally gift you things or something, and you'll... be in an oxymoron of deals..."
“Can’t you just remove the deal or something?”
*OOC: They can mechanically but if you don't want that I'll just make up some excuse that is somehow just how it works*
*Just have Chaos lie or refuse to lift it. Make Claw hate them even more.*
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
*Banan and me both live in California, but public transport is almost a foreign concept to me, and they use it constantly. I’m fairly sure we have marginally different weather, as well.*
*oh alright sorry I was doing a quiz*
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Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
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*Nah. California.*
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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"Yes. It keeps me from harming you aswell. Quite a weird question though... quite strange..."
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
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Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
“Really?” He grins. “And I’ve done literally nothing!”
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
He grits his teeth. “I’m sure you would understand the fact that I am under two oaths right now. One to serve you, and one to not serve any leader.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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“You have a lair, do you not? You demand respect. You have managed to create peace in a land where peace is impossible.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
"To not serve any leader? I see. So you will just be maliciously complying?"
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*Banan and me both live in California, but public transport is almost a foreign concept to me, and they use it constantly. I’m fairly sure we have marginally different weather, as well.*
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
“I will get the Hellriders to kill you.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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*I live in a really big city over there.*
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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He chuckles. “Well, people like a good show. Nun, mein liebes Insekt, What brings you to my Cabaret?”
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
"That would be willingly causing me harm though." They say, clearly having a smug, by the sound of their voice.
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
“Oh great. All hail the leader.” He mock bows.
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
“I have decided that to gain my own lair, I must learn to coexist and ally with the surrounding folk.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
"Look, I can't cause you harm and you can't cause me harm, yet we are bound together; so I guess I'll occasionally gift you things or something, and you'll... be in an oxymoron of deals..."
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
“Can’t you just remove the deal or something?”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
*OOC: They can mechanically but if you don't want that I'll just make up some excuse that is somehow just how it works*
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
He grins even wider. “So you seek allyship?”
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
“Of course.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
*Just have Chaos lie or refuse to lift it. Make Claw hate them even more.*
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
*oh alright sorry I was doing a quiz*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread