the dwarf leaves the warhammer and runs, kinda. he ends up falling again after about 10 feet
“So clumsy. Give me a sip willingly, and I’ll let you live!”
"NOPE!" the dwarf keeps trying to run away "Get any closer and I will smite you!"
“Are you sure you’re not one of us?”
the dwarf casts smite, and swings his backup hammer. it misses, and hits a rock, which gets evaporated by holy light
Kal takes to the sky and starts laughing.
the dwarf covers their ears, screaming
“I suppose I can stick to old blood for now.”
the dwarf grabs a holy symbol, and points it in kals general direction
“That doesn’t work on me…” He sings.
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the dwarf leaves the warhammer and runs, kinda. he ends up falling again after about 10 feet
“So clumsy. Give me a sip willingly, and I’ll let you live!”
"NOPE!" the dwarf keeps trying to run away "Get any closer and I will smite you!"
“Are you sure you’re not one of us?”
the dwarf casts smite, and swings his backup hammer. it misses, and hits a rock, which gets evaporated by holy light
Kal takes to the sky and starts laughing.
the dwarf covers their ears, screaming
“I suppose I can stick to old blood for now.”
the dwarf grabs a holy symbol, and points it in kals general direction
“That doesn’t work on me…” He sings.
the dwarf throws it at him, realizes what hes done, then scrambles to get it back
He’s still flying, grinning.
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the dwarf glares at him, mutters a curse under his breath, and starts walking in a random direction
He follows. “You cannot escape me! Muahahahahhaha!”
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the dwarf glares at him, mutters a curse under his breath, and starts walking in a random direction
He follows. “You cannot escape me! Muahahahahhaha!”
"go bug someone else you thrised cursed flying gollywabber!"
“Hey, you probably want me over some of the others here!”
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"Well, I'm mostly content with just having blood, but for really big deliveries, I charge even more sizable amounts, like if the mission is really dangerous or something."
<If you pay him to deliver something, then it won't be measured in actual XP. Unless it's really important, that is.>
"I see I can sense that I will need you in the future. How will I contact you when I do?"
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"Malrick speak to Kal "has this dwarf done something to offend you Kal? Or are you just playing tricks?"
“I’m hungry. He seems human.”
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"Malrick speak to Kal "has this dwarf done something to offend you Kal? Or are you just playing tricks?"
“I’m hungry. He seems human.”
"I see, I think that would greatly offend the (dwarf) here. Do you seek only human flesh?"
“Human, dwarf, I don’t see the difference.”
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"Malrick speak to Kal "has this dwarf done something to offend you Kal? Or are you just playing tricks?"
“I’m hungry. He seems human.”
"I see, I think that would greatly offend the (dwarf) here. Do you seek only human flesh?"
“Human, dwarf, I don’t see the difference.”
"Ah you just seek blood, how have your travels been going?"
“I haven’t found a way to escape this cursed place yet.”
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“I haven’t found a way to escape this cursed place yet.”
"I have a feeling that it will take a long time to find an escape. My goals have been ... very difficult, allies are hard to come by here, the alliance still remains small.
“I haven’t found a way to escape this cursed place yet.”
"I have a feeling that it will take a long time to find an escape. My goals have been ... very difficult, allies are hard to come by here, the alliance still remains small.
“I would also like to create my own realm.”
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“I haven’t found a way to escape this cursed place yet.”
"I have a feeling that it will take a long time to find an escape. My goals have been ... very difficult, allies are hard to come by here, the alliance still remains small.
“I would also like to create my own realm.”
"I see would your layer have rivers of blood, and trees of bones?" He says only half joking.
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“That doesn’t work on me…” He sings.
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the dwarf throws it at him, realizes what hes done, then scrambles to get it back
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
He’s still flying, grinning.
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the dwarf glares at him, mutters a curse under his breath, and starts walking in a random direction
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
He follows. “You cannot escape me! Muahahahahhaha!”
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"go bug someone else you thrised cursed flying gollywabber!"
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
“Hey, you probably want me over some of the others here!”
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"I see I can sense that I will need you in the future. How will I contact you when I do?"
A tall man comes running up laughing heartily "I see you have met my friend Kal, he can be quite troublesome. What is your name brave dwarf?"
*Is anyone still here?*
*Me.*
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"Malrick speak to Kal "has this dwarf done something to offend you Kal? Or are you just playing tricks?"
“I’m hungry. He seems human.”
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"I see, I think that would greatly offend the (dwarf) here. Do you seek only human flesh?"
“Human, dwarf, I don’t see the difference.”
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"Ah you just seek blood, how have your travels been going?"
“I haven’t found a way to escape this cursed place yet.”
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“I haven’t found a way to escape this cursed place yet.”
"I have a feeling that it will take a long time to find an escape. My goals have been ... very difficult, allies are hard to come by here, the alliance still remains small.
“I would also like to create my own realm.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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"I see would your layer have rivers of blood, and trees of bones?" He says only half joking.