One of the many hundreds- possibly even thousands at this point- Unholy beings within the Tenebris Sine Fine has recently attempted to destroy the Curseater cabaret.
their corpse, that of a dark knight with a flaming sword, is being stabbed into mercilessly over, and over, and over, and over, and over again by the Conferencier, wielding a silver dagger. The corpse is then tied to the post of a twisted tree by the cabaret, a message written in black blood painted over the bark.
NO TROUBLES HERE
Kal flies down to the body and starts licking the blood.
The Conferencier, perched on a nearby rock in the shadows, cleaning his arms and hands of blood and fixing his over the top makeup, watches Kal.
Kal looks up, noticing him. “Oh. Hello there!”
“Hello… care for a drink at the cabaret?”
“Yes please. Blood?”
It nods. “Follow me, good sir!” It gestures to the Curseater cabaret, a nearby, lopsided three-story building built haphazardly out of twisted, demonic wood and stone.
“Nice place.” He comments.
*How are you, Arch?*
*I’m good, but I have a sore throat and I’m sneezing a lot :<*
the Conferencier leads him inside the cabaret, a tavern and inn lit up by green, blue and pink lanterns, with a giant stage in the center where some more humanoid unholy beings are performing. The Conferencier slides behind the bar, fixing Kal a drink made of blood.
He takes a sip. “Delicious. Thank you. How are you, friend?”
*Hey, how come you haven’t been on CHB lately? It’s not doing so good.*
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Li-Jin is making a show of power on some other hapless Beings that tried attacking him.
The Metal One is recovering in his lair.
The Messenger is zooming around, delivering messages.
Gaien has gained an ability of unimaginable power: a beam of destruction SURE to tear through the barrier! Unfortunately, he missed a little and hit a tower instead...
One of the many hundreds- possibly even thousands at this point- Unholy beings within the Tenebris Sine Fine has recently attempted to destroy the Curseater cabaret.
their corpse, that of a dark knight with a flaming sword, is being stabbed into mercilessly over, and over, and over, and over, and over again by the Conferencier, wielding a silver dagger. The corpse is then tied to the post of a twisted tree by the cabaret, a message written in black blood painted over the bark.
NO TROUBLES HERE
*Hello, Arch! How art thou today?*
The still-nameless Effigy sees this macabre scene only a few moments after the cabaret has left. It walks a bit closer to the corpse, looking down at the inky blood painted upon the tree, silent.
*I’m great! As the Conferencier is now officially level 2, I’m upgrading his stats*
The Conferencier twirls around to See the effigy, smiling. “He didn’t listen to me.”
*That's wonderful! Good to hear you're doing great!*
"...I see..." They respond, more curious than anything else. They place their finger on a bit of the still-fresh ichor that drips from the written warning. "...Do you have to do this often?"
*how are you, my dear Yvonne?*
it shakes its head. “NEIN. Only if someone breaks the rules… no troubles in the cabaret…” it takes the dagger, sheathing it beneath his clothing.
*I'm doing simply wonderful today!*
It nods in understanding. "This one broke the rules, then? Caused trouble?..." It looks back up at the Unholy Being's corpse. It has no face to discern emotions from, and yet it seems... hungry? Perhaps they're just overthinking it.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
A paladin falls from the sky. he is short and stocky, with a beard stretching down to his knees. he survives the landing just fine, but the same cant be said when his warhammer falls down afterhim, hitting him on the head
Kal laughs as he watches the paladin, doing a loop in the air.
said palidain has fallen to the ground, unconscious.
Kal flies over and taps him lightly on the back, still laughing.
the dwarf sits up, screaming his head off. "Whatza! back! ill get all of ya! back i say, back!"
“Don’t fear me, I’m friendly!”
"Demons! all of ya! Demons! Heritics! goblin lovers!"
“I do love goblins! Their blood is delicious.”
"AHHHhhhhHHH!" the dwarf scrambles away, reaching for his weapon
A paladin falls from the sky. he is short and stocky, with a beard stretching down to his knees. he survives the landing just fine, but the same cant be said when his warhammer falls down afterhim, hitting him on the head
Kal laughs as he watches the paladin, doing a loop in the air.
said palidain has fallen to the ground, unconscious.
Kal flies over and taps him lightly on the back, still laughing.
the dwarf sits up, screaming his head off. "Whatza! back! ill get all of ya! back i say, back!"
“Don’t fear me, I’m friendly!”
"Demons! all of ya! Demons! Heritics! goblin lovers!"
“I do love goblins! Their blood is delicious.”
"AHHHhhhhHHH!" the dwarf scrambles away, reaching for his weapon
“Are you a human?” He smiles.
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A paladin falls from the sky. he is short and stocky, with a beard stretching down to his knees. he survives the landing just fine, but the same cant be said when his warhammer falls down afterhim, hitting him on the head
Kal laughs as he watches the paladin, doing a loop in the air.
said palidain has fallen to the ground, unconscious.
Kal flies over and taps him lightly on the back, still laughing.
the dwarf sits up, screaming his head off. "Whatza! back! ill get all of ya! back i say, back!"
“Don’t fear me, I’m friendly!”
"Demons! all of ya! Demons! Heritics! goblin lovers!"
“I do love goblins! Their blood is delicious.”
"AHHHhhhhHHH!" the dwarf scrambles away, reaching for his weapon
A paladin falls from the sky. he is short and stocky, with a beard stretching down to his knees. he survives the landing just fine, but the same cant be said when his warhammer falls down afterhim, hitting him on the head
Kal laughs as he watches the paladin, doing a loop in the air.
said palidain has fallen to the ground, unconscious.
Kal flies over and taps him lightly on the back, still laughing.
the dwarf sits up, screaming his head off. "Whatza! back! ill get all of ya! back i say, back!"
“Don’t fear me, I’m friendly!”
"Demons! all of ya! Demons! Heritics! goblin lovers!"
“I do love goblins! Their blood is delicious.”
"AHHHhhhhHHH!" the dwarf scrambles away, reaching for his weapon
“Are you a human?” He smiles.
"IM A BLOODY DWARF"
“Dwarf, human, they taste the same. And they taste delicious.”
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A paladin falls from the sky. he is short and stocky, with a beard stretching down to his knees. he survives the landing just fine, but the same cant be said when his warhammer falls down afterhim, hitting him on the head
Kal laughs as he watches the paladin, doing a loop in the air.
said palidain has fallen to the ground, unconscious.
Kal flies over and taps him lightly on the back, still laughing.
the dwarf sits up, screaming his head off. "Whatza! back! ill get all of ya! back i say, back!"
“Don’t fear me, I’m friendly!”
"Demons! all of ya! Demons! Heritics! goblin lovers!"
“I do love goblins! Their blood is delicious.”
"AHHHhhhhHHH!" the dwarf scrambles away, reaching for his weapon
“Are you a human?” He smiles.
"IM A BLOODY DWARF"
“Dwarf, human, they taste the same. And they taste delicious.”
the dwarf swings pathetically at kal, overcompensates for ballence, and falls down again
A paladin falls from the sky. he is short and stocky, with a beard stretching down to his knees. he survives the landing just fine, but the same cant be said when his warhammer falls down afterhim, hitting him on the head
Kal laughs as he watches the paladin, doing a loop in the air.
said palidain has fallen to the ground, unconscious.
Kal flies over and taps him lightly on the back, still laughing.
the dwarf sits up, screaming his head off. "Whatza! back! ill get all of ya! back i say, back!"
“Don’t fear me, I’m friendly!”
"Demons! all of ya! Demons! Heritics! goblin lovers!"
“I do love goblins! Their blood is delicious.”
"AHHHhhhhHHH!" the dwarf scrambles away, reaching for his weapon
“Are you a human?” He smiles.
"IM A BLOODY DWARF"
“Dwarf, human, they taste the same. And they taste delicious.”
the dwarf swings pathetically at kal, overcompensates for ballence, and falls down again
“Oh, I’m much kinder than many you’ll find here. I just want a bit of blood. My supply is old. It would be delicious to just have a mug of fresh blood.”
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One of the many hundreds- possibly even thousands at this point- Unholy beings within the Tenebris Sine Fine has recently attempted to destroy the Curseater cabaret.
their corpse, that of a dark knight with a flaming sword, is being stabbed into mercilessly over, and over, and over, and over, and over again by the Conferencier, wielding a silver dagger. The corpse is then tied to the post of a twisted tree by the cabaret, a message written in black blood painted over the bark.
NO TROUBLES HERE
Kal flies down to the body and starts licking the blood.
The Conferencier, perched on a nearby rock in the shadows, cleaning his arms and hands of blood and fixing his over the top makeup, watches Kal.
Kal looks up, noticing him. “Oh. Hello there!”
“Hello… care for a drink at the cabaret?”
“Yes please. Blood?”
It nods. “Follow me, good sir!” It gestures to the Curseater cabaret, a nearby, lopsided three-story building built haphazardly out of twisted, demonic wood and stone.
“Nice place.” He comments.
*How are you, Arch?*
*I’m good, but I have a sore throat and I’m sneezing a lot :<*
the Conferencier leads him inside the cabaret, a tavern and inn lit up by green, blue and pink lanterns, with a giant stage in the center where some more humanoid unholy beings are performing. The Conferencier slides behind the bar, fixing Kal a drink made of blood.
He takes a sip. “Delicious. Thank you. How are you, friend?”
*Hey, how come you haven’t been on CHB lately? It’s not doing so good.*
*I’ve recently been dealing with a lot of stuff, don’t feel like playing most of my characters there as of currently, and I am in the process of trying to make things better so Cyno and Chris feel comfortable coming back.*
One of the many hundreds- possibly even thousands at this point- Unholy beings within the Tenebris Sine Fine has recently attempted to destroy the Curseater cabaret.
their corpse, that of a dark knight with a flaming sword, is being stabbed into mercilessly over, and over, and over, and over, and over again by the Conferencier, wielding a silver dagger. The corpse is then tied to the post of a twisted tree by the cabaret, a message written in black blood painted over the bark.
NO TROUBLES HERE
Kal flies down to the body and starts licking the blood.
The Conferencier, perched on a nearby rock in the shadows, cleaning his arms and hands of blood and fixing his over the top makeup, watches Kal.
Kal looks up, noticing him. “Oh. Hello there!”
“Hello… care for a drink at the cabaret?”
“Yes please. Blood?”
It nods. “Follow me, good sir!” It gestures to the Curseater cabaret, a nearby, lopsided three-story building built haphazardly out of twisted, demonic wood and stone.
“Nice place.” He comments.
*How are you, Arch?*
*I’m good, but I have a sore throat and I’m sneezing a lot :<*
the Conferencier leads him inside the cabaret, a tavern and inn lit up by green, blue and pink lanterns, with a giant stage in the center where some more humanoid unholy beings are performing. The Conferencier slides behind the bar, fixing Kal a drink made of blood.
He takes a sip. “Delicious. Thank you. How are you, friend?”
*Hey, how come you haven’t been on CHB lately? It’s not doing so good.*
*I’ve recently been dealing with a lot of stuff, don’t feel like playing most of my characters there as of currently, and I am in the process of trying to make things better so Cyno and Chris feel comfortable coming back.*
*Oh. Hope you come back.*
*Second thing?*
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the dwarf leaves the warhammer and runs, kinda. he ends up falling again after about 10 feet
“So clumsy. Give me a sip willingly, and I’ll let you live!”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
the dwarf leaves the warhammer and runs, kinda. he ends up falling again after about 10 feet
“So clumsy. Give me a sip willingly, and I’ll let you live!”
"NOPE!" the dwarf keeps trying to run away "Get any closer and I will smite you!"
“Are you sure you’re not one of us?”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
the dwarf leaves the warhammer and runs, kinda. he ends up falling again after about 10 feet
“So clumsy. Give me a sip willingly, and I’ll let you live!”
"NOPE!" the dwarf keeps trying to run away "Get any closer and I will smite you!"
“Are you sure you’re not one of us?”
the dwarf casts smite, and swings his backup hammer. it misses, and hits a rock, which gets evaporated by holy light
Kal takes to the sky and starts laughing.
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
the dwarf leaves the warhammer and runs, kinda. he ends up falling again after about 10 feet
“So clumsy. Give me a sip willingly, and I’ll let you live!”
"NOPE!" the dwarf keeps trying to run away "Get any closer and I will smite you!"
“Are you sure you’re not one of us?”
the dwarf casts smite, and swings his backup hammer. it misses, and hits a rock, which gets evaporated by holy light
Kal takes to the sky and starts laughing.
the dwarf covers their ears, screaming
“I suppose I can stick to old blood for now.”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
He takes a sip. “Delicious. Thank you. How are you, friend?”
*Hey, how come you haven’t been on CHB lately? It’s not doing so good.*
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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<Welp, I think Ash is gone...>
Li-Jin is making a show of power on some other hapless Beings that tried attacking him.
The Metal One is recovering in his lair.
The Messenger is zooming around, delivering messages.
Gaien has gained an ability of unimaginable power: a beam of destruction SURE to tear through the barrier! Unfortunately, he missed a little and hit a tower instead...
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
*I'm doing simply wonderful today!*
It nods in understanding. "This one broke the rules, then? Caused trouble?..." It looks back up at the Unholy Being's corpse. It has no face to discern emotions from, and yet it seems... hungry? Perhaps they're just overthinking it.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"AHHHhhhhHHH!" the dwarf scrambles away, reaching for his weapon
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
“Are you a human?” He smiles.
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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"IM A BLOODY DWARF"
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
“Dwarf, human, they taste the same. And they taste delicious.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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the dwarf swings pathetically at kal, overcompensates for ballence, and falls down again
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
“Oh, I’m much kinder than many you’ll find here. I just want a bit of blood. My supply is old. It would be delicious to just have a mug of fresh blood.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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the dwarf leaves the warhammer and runs, kinda. he ends up falling again after about 10 feet
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
*I’ve recently been dealing with a lot of stuff, don’t feel like playing most of my characters there as of currently, and I am in the process of trying to make things better so Cyno and Chris feel comfortable coming back.*
*Oh. Hope you come back.*
*Second thing?*
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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“So clumsy. Give me a sip willingly, and I’ll let you live!”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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"NOPE!" the dwarf keeps trying to run away "Get any closer and I will smite you!"
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
“Are you sure you’re not one of us?”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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the dwarf casts smite, and swings his backup hammer. it misses, and hits a rock, which gets evaporated by holy light
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
Kal takes to the sky and starts laughing.
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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the dwarf covers their ears, screaming
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
“I suppose I can stick to old blood for now.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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the dwarf grabs a holy symbol, and points it in kals general direction
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented