It's fine, I care more about making the homunculi true gods (meaning nigh-infinite power, not 'ver strong grow from worship') then Xanmes. :onlyhalfjoking:
I ask the evil person if they've got a base i can help them reinforce, explaining i've got the latest in cutting-edge defences and fortifications. I also scry the area around the homunculi to find out whats up.
I immediately return to base and cast 23.5 limited aoe time-slow spells. .5, because one of them is actually a time stop. or maybe it should be infinity+23? whatever. point is, i return to base and find out whats going on. order of spells is elongated time stop,teleport,aoe time-slow spells,then looking around.
"This is Todd, Riley, Bill, Arnold, Alice, Lenny, Sally, and Sebastian. I'm ZIGROKEL KADRAKOLF, THE SUPREME DESTRUCTOR OF ALL!Just call me Ziggy. Nice to meet you."
(We aren't organized at all, we have a variety of different armors, weapons, races, color schemes, etc. We also have a bunch of strange devices and contraptions around our belts. Imma just say what each of them are.)
Todd is a bugbear. He wields a magical bow made of green energy. His color scheme is brown and green. He wears a light plate, adorned with flowing designs.
Riley is a bullywug. She wields a glaive with a red hot blade. The blade appears to be melting, but isn't. Her color scheme is red and orange. Her armor is very heavy, made of thick plates, and is very similar to the blade of her glaive.
Bill is a mind flayer. He wields a staff with a glowing purple crystal suspended in the air at its tip. His color scheme is purple and blue. He wears a blue robe and has glowing purple armor plates hovering just above his skin.
Arnold is a bear that seems more metal than man. He stands on his hind legs, and his claws seem to be made of glowing yellow energy. His color scheme is yellow and black. The left half of his chest, his right arm, his left hand, his left leg, and the upper right part of his head are all made of metal. He's a cyborg bear!
Alice is a helmed horror. She is made to resemble a female, so I will refer to her as she. She wields a black sword and shield with razor sharp glowing blue edges. Her color scheme is black and blue. She resembles the helmed horror in the monster manual, but made of armor tailored for a female, as well as blue instead of all the red, and black instead of everything else.
Lenny is a sprite. He wields two tiny daggers that look harmless, but are enchanted to cause huge amounts of pains. Woot psychic damage. His color scheme is white and green. He has a tiny breastplate with floral designs.
Sally is a succubus. She wields a khopesh that glows with pink energy, leaving a trail behind it. Her color scheme is pink and red. She wears a pair of magical bracers that protect her, outlining her with pink.
Sebastian is probably the most horrible, most frightening race yet: a clown. He needs no weapons, relying on his teeth and claws to tear his victims apart. His color scheme is white and red and orange and pretty much all the colors. His weird frilly clown suit thing offers him protection.
I am a vampire orc. I wield my staff-swords thing. My color scheme is black and red. My armor is as I described it earlier.
We are each equipped with several potions of healing, potions of AC, Attack and Damage buff, goggles equipped with true seeing, gnomish jetpacks, Dungeon Buddy 3000(Dungeon buddy can unlock doors, foil traps, and is equipped with all the dungeoneering tools you would need), and a bag of trail mix if we get hungry. Except for Arnold. He can't have nuts, so he gets a bag of cheesy poofs.
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"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
"So, uh... where are we and how can we purge Xanmes from this goblin? Actually... lemme guess: You are under his control or work for him or are him or something and you're leading us into a trap."
Arnold roars.
"Oh, and Arnold would like to know about how the darkness seems to not touch you."
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"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Initiatives: 37451820171415 (I didn't add any bonuses, idk what to add)
Bill mind blasts the berserker, hoping to cripple its weak mind.
Todd fires a glowing green arrow at the monk. Its glow allows us to easily track the monk's movements.
Riley stabs at the paladin, hoping to impale him and keep humble immobile, the weapon dealing constant damage to it.
Arnold slashes whatshername while firing a laser blast at her from his eye.
Alice slashes at the paladin's legs, hoping to cripple it.
Lenny sneaks up to the paladin and stabs him in a VERY uncomfortable place. The rest of us wince in sympathy.
Sally smiles, walks up to the berserker, winks at him, and drives her khopesh into his heart.
Sebastian laughs insanely and tears at the monk's face.
I slam my staff into he side of whatshername's head and spin it around hitting her in the neck. However, I've partially transformed the staff, so the end that hits her neck is bladed.
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"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
It's fine, I care more about making the homunculi true gods (meaning nigh-infinite power, not 'ver strong grow from worship') then Xanmes.
:onlyhalfjoking:
I keep on looking in de voiiiiiidddddd offff deeettthhh aaannnddd oooootttthhheeerrr bbbaaaddddd sssttuuuuuuffff. Wooooooooo
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
"Murder, Bloodbaths, Expelling Eldritch Horrors From The Inner Recesses Of This Guy's Brain, the usual!"
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
probably going to say yes, but I cast augury just in case.
How many people do I have and what are there classes?
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Heckety heck lets do it. I say yes.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
I ask the evil person if they've got a base i can help them reinforce, explaining i've got the latest in cutting-edge defences and fortifications. I also scry the area around the homunculi to find out whats up.
I immediately return to base and cast 23.5 limited aoe time-slow spells. .5, because one of them is actually a time stop.
or maybe it should be infinity+23? whatever. point is, i return to base and find out whats going on.
order of spells is elongated time stop,teleport,aoe time-slow spells,then looking around.
"This is Todd, Riley, Bill, Arnold, Alice, Lenny, Sally, and Sebastian. I'm ZIGROKEL KADRAKOLF, THE SUPREME DESTRUCTOR OF ALL! Just call me Ziggy. Nice to meet you."
(We aren't organized at all, we have a variety of different armors, weapons, races, color schemes, etc. We also have a bunch of strange devices and contraptions around our belts. Imma just say what each of them are.)
Todd is a bugbear. He wields a magical bow made of green energy. His color scheme is brown and green. He wears a light plate, adorned with flowing designs.
Riley is a bullywug. She wields a glaive with a red hot blade. The blade appears to be melting, but isn't. Her color scheme is red and orange. Her armor is very heavy, made of thick plates, and is very similar to the blade of her glaive.
Bill is a mind flayer. He wields a staff with a glowing purple crystal suspended in the air at its tip. His color scheme is purple and blue. He wears a blue robe and has glowing purple armor plates hovering just above his skin.
Arnold is a bear that seems more metal than man. He stands on his hind legs, and his claws seem to be made of glowing yellow energy. His color scheme is yellow and black. The left half of his chest, his right arm, his left hand, his left leg, and the upper right part of his head are all made of metal. He's a cyborg bear!
Alice is a helmed horror. She is made to resemble a female, so I will refer to her as she. She wields a black sword and shield with razor sharp glowing blue edges. Her color scheme is black and blue. She resembles the helmed horror in the monster manual, but made of armor tailored for a female, as well as blue instead of all the red, and black instead of everything else.
Lenny is a sprite. He wields two tiny daggers that look harmless, but are enchanted to cause huge amounts of pains. Woot psychic damage. His color scheme is white and green. He has a tiny breastplate with floral designs.
Sally is a succubus. She wields a khopesh that glows with pink energy, leaving a trail behind it. Her color scheme is pink and red. She wears a pair of magical bracers that protect her, outlining her with pink.
Sebastian is probably the most horrible, most frightening race yet: a clown. He needs no weapons, relying on his teeth and claws to tear his victims apart. His color scheme is white and red and orange and pretty much all the colors. His weird frilly clown suit thing offers him protection.
I am a vampire orc. I wield my staff-swords thing. My color scheme is black and red. My armor is as I described it earlier.
We are each equipped with several potions of healing, potions of AC, Attack and Damage buff, goggles equipped with true seeing, gnomish jetpacks, Dungeon Buddy 3000(Dungeon buddy can unlock doors, foil traps, and is equipped with all the dungeoneering tools you would need), and a bag of trail mix if we get hungry. Except for Arnold. He can't have nuts, so he gets a bag of cheesy poofs.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
"So, uh... where are we and how can we purge Xanmes from this goblin? Actually... lemme guess: You are under his control or work for him or are him or something and you're leading us into a trap."
Arnold roars.
"Oh, and Arnold would like to know about how the darkness seems to not touch you."
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
I I just realized I didn't get any of the stats for these guys or roll for their hit points. Shoot. What level should we be?
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Mk.
Initiatives: 3 7 4 5 18 20 17 14 15 (I didn't add any bonuses, idk what to add)
Bill mind blasts the berserker, hoping to cripple its weak mind.
Todd fires a glowing green arrow at the monk. Its glow allows us to easily track the monk's movements.
Riley stabs at the paladin, hoping to impale him and keep humble immobile, the weapon dealing constant damage to it.
Arnold slashes whatshername while firing a laser blast at her from his eye.
Alice slashes at the paladin's legs, hoping to cripple it.
Lenny sneaks up to the paladin and stabs him in a VERY uncomfortable place. The rest of us wince in sympathy.
Sally smiles, walks up to the berserker, winks at him, and drives her khopesh into his heart.
Sebastian laughs insanely and tears at the monk's face.
I slam my staff into he side of whatshername's head and spin it around hitting her in the neck. However, I've partially transformed the staff, so the end that hits her neck is bladed.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."