Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
It sings it at the top of its lungs, alerting a nearby group of goblins to your presence
I feed It one of the goblins
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Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
It spits out a minotaur, as it does not like the taste
I feed It another goblin
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Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
It spits out glass drawings
I feed it crayola markers
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
It spits out your childhood
I feed It my internet router
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
It spits out better internet!
i feed it clovers
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
It spits out a thank you for free wifi, and proceeds to do some online gaming.
I feed it information on the best weapons and upgrades in that game, as well as strategies with and against them.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
It spits out the anime girl in your pfp.
I feed it a phone.
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
It spits out a computer
I feed it a board game
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
It spits out that one missing piece to that other board game
i feed it an anime vampire girl
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
It spits out Kensuri.
I feed it an anime spider boy.
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
It spits out Webb
I feed it the song Those Who Carried On
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
It spits out those who didn't carry on.
I feed it the song Billie Jean.
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
It spits out Billy’s jeans
I feed it depressing anime outros
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
It sings it at the top of its lungs, alerting a nearby group of goblins to your presence
I feed It one of the goblins
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
It spits out a hobgoblin.
I feed it a gnoll.
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
It spits out a hyena
I feed it a minotaur
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
It spits out a minotaur, as it does not like the taste
I feed It another goblin
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
It spits out a Nilbog
i feed it a kenku
edited because I got bamboozled
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
It spits out an aarokocra.
I feed it an owlin.
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
It spits out the owlins sleep schedule
I feed It poison
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
It spits it out and eats you as revenge
I feed it a cake for dessert
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
It spits out a cherry.
I feed it a peach.
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.