The Nerd Queen! Minty (me) vs Yvonne (SpiderQueenYvonne)... how will we work this out? POSSIBLE Arachnid Queen Imma nerdy nonbinary YouTuber who lives on Earth, quick summary for ya. (No my channel is not under this username lol) I ADMIT IT: I am two hundred thirty-three years old. Me rn: darn it- can't think of how to design this stupid signature.
The Nerd Queen! Minty (me) vs Yvonne (SpiderQueenYvonne)... how will we work this out? POSSIBLE Arachnid Queen Imma nerdy nonbinary YouTuber who lives on Earth, quick summary for ya. (No my channel is not under this username lol) I ADMIT IT: I am two hundred thirty-three years old. Me rn: darn it- can't think of how to design this stupid signature.
It actually swallows it harmlessly because purple worm poison isn’t ingested. It spits out laughter, did you think that would harm it? You then get eaten.
I feed it a thank-you note for eating the player above me and removing one more obstacle to world domination.
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Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
I feed it a regular chest shaped to look exactly like it
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Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
It spits out the 37 other mimics people have fed it over the years. The mimics all devour you.
I feed the mimics a pillar for each of them.
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Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
it spits it out because it is allergic.
I feed it an angry mare
The Nerd Queen!
Minty (me) vs Yvonne (SpiderQueenYvonne)... how will we work this out?
POSSIBLE Arachnid Queen
Imma nerdy nonbinary YouTuber who lives on Earth, quick summary for ya. (No my channel is not under this username lol)
I ADMIT IT:
I am two hundred thirty-three years old.
Me rn: darn it- can't think of how to design this stupid signature.
It spits out nighttime
I feed it daytime
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
The mimic swallows the sun, which turns out to be a huge moth. He spits out a small but sharpened Pure Nail.
I feed the mimic a middle-schooler
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It spits out a tortured-looking high schooler
I feed the mimic branding
The Nerd Queen!
Minty (me) vs Yvonne (SpiderQueenYvonne)... how will we work this out?
POSSIBLE Arachnid Queen
Imma nerdy nonbinary YouTuber who lives on Earth, quick summary for ya. (No my channel is not under this username lol)
I ADMIT IT:
I am two hundred thirty-three years old.
Me rn: darn it- can't think of how to design this stupid signature.
It spits out a terrible mobile game ad
I feed it a terrible mobile game
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
it spits out most mobile games
I feed it an amazing mobile game
my name is not Bryce
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Certified Dark Sun enjoyer
usually on forum games and not contributing to conversations ¯\_ (ツ)_/
For every user who writes 5 paragraph essays as each of their posts: Remember to touch grass occasionally
It spits out dr zomboss
I feed it a cabbage-pult
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
The mimic chews on the cabbage-pult. Interestingly, it spits out The World’s Largest Cabbage. Good luck finding a use for that.
I feed the mimic a shiny gold piece
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It spits out a not-so-shiny gold piece
I feed it a wallet
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
It spits out chewed-up credit cards.
I feed the mimic purple worm poison.
i am a human being.
It actually swallows it harmlessly because purple worm poison isn’t ingested. It spits out laughter, did you think that would harm it? You then get eaten.
I feed it a thank-you note for eating the player above me and removing one more obstacle to world domination.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
It spits out a ripped thank you note, and my very much alive self.
I feed the mimic KingOfCharge.
i am a human being.
I spit out an evil laugh. As the mimic is about to bite me, I disappear. You hear that evil laughter echo around you.
Something invisible, which may or may not be me, feeds the mimic a vr headset.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
It spits out beatsaber
I feed it a regular chest shaped to look exactly like it
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
It doesn’t eat it. It spits out the words “thank you. Great job!”
I feed it commercial pumping on expert+ in beat saber.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
The Mimic spits out a Beholder that thinks it is a disco ball...Firing multicolored lasers in all directions.
I feed it a Very Happy 5 year DndBeyond Anniversary! ;)
It spits out The Flourishing Dice Set
I feed the Mimic a Mimic
It spits out the 37 other mimics people have fed it over the years. The mimics all devour you.
I feed the mimics a pillar for each of them.
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
It spits out a question: How bored are you to find every single mimic that has ever been fed to it in over 200 pages?
I feed it another question: why do so many people do that?
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
The mimic spits out a -1 frost brand book
I feed the mimic its insides.
i am a human being.