i wonder why those pots of greed are marked; must be a cheating strat
A1 = FLIP THOSE CARDS I flip over those cards! Yes, the Pots of Greed! I probs can't do that though So just in case...
B1 = Arbitrary Charge Point Buffer 2/? Well, if time travel doesn't work a lot of the time, then I'll just dismantle my time machine! ...After scanning it's molecular structure a billion times and reverse engineering it. And then I'll catalog all of it's components and where to get them and write a fourteen page essay on how to make and assemble them at home. And after condensing that into a 1 meter by 1 meter blueprint, I'll patent it and send an email to my mindscape-generated scientists and maybe some real-CTG scientists. And then, after a couple mind-decades of research and optimization I'll be able to set up a time machine factory. Now here's the thing about the time machine factory: the worst employees get sent 1-200 millennia into the past with a how to make a time machine instruction booklet and respawns. And the best employees get rewarded... they are sent to a private room separate from the factory where they're given a top secret mission: Travel back in time 1-200 millennia with a how to make a time machine factory instruction booklet and respawns, and sell those time machines. Should also give them some CP generations to defend themselves with. And as for average employees, they just get to sell time machines in various times.
A2 = Prayers Prayers Prayers Prayers "Ok, Tiamat. So... can you teach me some advanced magic?"
A3 = 28.29/30 Dragon Mecha (Cycling, Awakening™, Multitasking, and But A Dragon) Well, they only store the stuff necessary for doing what they do. Also they're all linked each running their own wifi hotspots I finally start integrating the Dragon and Skynet into the Mecha. How? uh... fusion! I draw the card Polymerization! Like, I literally draw it. Message me if this'll require an actual picture. I then play it! By inventing a game called 'the card Polymerization'. Rules are in the spoiler.
Setup
Each player in this game, abbreviated as tcP, has a 'hand' which consists of an amount of cards and is hidden from every other player.
There is a deck, consisting of 100 tcP cards. The order of the cards in this deck is hidden from each player. You draw from the top of the deck.
There is a discard pile. All cards in this deck is publicly available, but the order must never be changed.
Whenever everyone want to 'Reshuffle' (decided through a vote), shuffle all the cards from the discard pile into the deck.
There cannot be more than 5 copies of a certain tcP card in the deck.
There cannot be less than 2 copies of a certain tcP card in the deck.
A card can be in any of four states when in play: up normal, up tapped, down normal, and down tapped.
When you play a card or activate a card effect, you have to remove one from the number on one of your dice. They cannot go below 1.
When a card is played, it is put onto the player who played it's field. Players can activate effects of cards on anyone's field.
You can activate card effects at any time.
Actual Gameplay
Each player draws five cards (from the deck).
Players decide turn order. Once they have all agreed on it...
Each player takes turns in the order of their turn order. Turns consist of...
Drawing one card.
Roll your dice.
Putting cards into play.
Activating card effects.
When you win, you win. (this is not as weird as it seems. cards can make you win.)
Card Examples
Button Pressing Down
Play this card face down.
The turn after you play this card, flip it face up.
The turn after you flip it face up, tap it.
The turn after you tap it, discard this card and play the card 'Button Activate' from the deck, unless it's not there, in which case you just don't play it.
You cannot win when you have this card in your hand.
Button Activate
This card cannot be played except by the card 'Button Pressing Down'.
When you draw this card, put it back into the deck.
This card is played face up.
The turn after you play this card, flip it face up.
The turn after you flip it face up, restart the game.
Mutual Bad Stuff
Play this card face up.
Activate this card to destroy one of your cards and destroy one of your opponent's cards.
This card can be activated any amount of times.
Destroy this card once your turn ends.
Benefit the all
(just Mutual Bad Stuff, but drawing instead of destroying)
Polymerization
When you flip this card face up: combine two cards.
Play this card face down.
Effect: Flip this card.
Polymerization Search
When you flip this card face up: search the deck for Polymerization, and add it to your hand.
Play this card face down.
Effect: Flip this card.
And many more which I'm not going to list here
If I have to actually play tcP message me and I'll set up some more cards
And after playing the card Polymerization a few times, I can fuse the Dragon, Skynet, and the Mecha shelleton (shell + skeleton)!
ORDERS Sneloiv's productive units, me, and GNE quickly pool their resources to accomplish three goals: 1) To condense the evaporated knowledge so kindly donated by the Mothnen by using snow 2) To increase the accuracy of Sneloivian Conquest Troops by giving them Snoper Rofles and 3) to make good dice by gorging dice molds out of the moon rocks and then casting the goodness into it oh yeah and I use my pulling to pull Skitty's stand up to the Stand RC. That should help it quite a bit. grounded The Health peeps cheer on the Button Person. If lack of flavour text is causing the slight reduction, then that means I'll have to add flavour text to the button pressing. Button Person takes out a rubber hammer. They jump and WHACK! Then, they do it again! And again! And again! But on the last And again!, they get slowed down so that one WHACK! takes 3 days, 23 hours, and 59 minutes! Oh yeah and they take off the poster Now for the DEPSF. "Hmm. Well, from the information you've gathered from the dead, do you have any advice for Confronting the Godmodder?"
They're very character-driven, whereas CTG... is not. Also, they take a while to get sounding decent. That Godmodder one was a bad example in that regard because I didn't spend an hour writing it.
For my first action, I continue with the court case (8/10)
For my second and third, I create a klipot snow gun! It sucks klipot snow off entities and shoots it in liquid form at other entities! It doesn’t count as an entity, but an item.
I also notice that the [GIO-PC] knights and cancer construct have been marked.
Entities remove snow from themselves, and both the entitypult and Something remove the posters from themselves.
A1 + A2: I create an ANNOUNCEMENT TUNNEL from the weather tab to the planet tab to enable moon-to-surface-and-back LOUD COMMUNICATIONS so the yelling challenge can happen.
A3: I put the Mountainmodder upside down on top of the helicopter so the Mountainmodder is now ROTATING RAPIDLY courtesy of SPINNING HELICOPTER BLADES.
Spotting 「Marked」 on the Knights, Cancer Construct, Cancer Cat.
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ENTITIES ACT AT DISCRETION AND THAT DARN WELL INVOLVES THE ABILITY TO BE LOUD . THAT'S NOT AN ORDER I'M JUST NOT INTERESTED IN STOPPING THE LOUDNESS AT THE MICROSECOND
Remember when I buried those Fancy Clothes beneath the earth? Well, that spot is now glowing, and not because of the KaibaCorp poster that was for some reason taped to the ground. No, this glow is putrid and yellow. It grows and grows, both physically and metaphysically. Until...
The ground shakes, and a gigantic serpent bursts from beneath!
The serpent's name is Jiox Nyzin, and its breath is calamity. Very very literally.
40.34 CP is spent on HP 10 CP is spent on Regen/Health gain 1 CP is spent on Attack 40 CP is spent on Calamity
I'll probably have to explain what Calamity is supposed to be in this situation. It's like Decaying, but causes misfortune instead of harm. This will be basically the same as Decaying for most entities, but for example, a Goddamned Bat that got inflicted with Calamity won't die and turn into two more Bats. It will instead find itself inside a very deep pit with no way out or be inexplicably sent flying towards Zeno's Entity's Harming Aura. Mechanically, when an entity inflicted with Calamity dies no benefits are gained from its death.
5 CP is spent on DR 5 CP is spent on the fact that Jiox Nyzin cannot be absorbed, because it explodes into a cloud of Calamity the moment it reaches 0 HP (this exists mostly so ecneserP ehT doesn't instakill it)
Action 2: I paint one (or more) of the posters, like so: They now promote Opposing the Godmodder instead of KaibaCorp, so this should give us, the OGs, some money points!
Action 3: I charge
1/1 CP
Entity Orders: If successfully summoned, Jiox Nyzin will attack the Tarrasque.
thanks, nedben! also those are some niche cards. mind if i have them? A1 = For my first action, I... do that thing I could've done last round but didn't because uh this title is too long
Well, if time travel doesn't work a lot of the time, then I'll just dismantle my time machine! ...After scanning it's molecular structure a billion times and reverse engineering it. And then I'll catalog all of it's components and where to get them and write a fourteen page essay on how to make and assemble them at home. And after condensing that into a 1 meter by 1 meter blueprint, I'll patent it and send an email to my mindscape-generated scientists and maybe some real-CTG scientists. And then, after a couple mind-decades of research and optimization I'll be able to set up a time machine factory. Now here's the thing about the time machine factory: the worst employees get sent 1-200 millennia into the past with a how to make a time machine instruction booklet and respawns. And the best employees get rewarded... they are sent to a private room separate from the factory where they're given a top secret mission: Travel back in time 1-200 millennia with a how to make a time machine factory instruction booklet and respawns, and sell those time machines. Should also give them some CP generations to defend themselves with. And as for average employees, they just get to sell time machines in various times.
A2 = More prayers prayers prayers "..." "I'd like to learn Corporeal magic! You know, the magic of healing and changing the body and healing the mind and therapy and all that-" that sounds like a lot well it's basically the magic of living things it sounds like you it does
A3 = 29.29/30 Dragon Mecha (CyclingJack of Two Trades, Awakening™, Multitasking, and But A Dragon) One turn away. One turn away from unleashing sheer- Replacing Cycling with Jack of Two Trades, please! hey Alright. Time to unleash my secret weapon! I've been planning this for months! by that random means months ago they drew a picture and then forgot it I never forgot it! although it is a picture... Anyways, with the power of months, image editing, image hosting, a bit of HTML, an irl pencil and notebook, as well as AI coloring, I present to you... THIS! I then melt it down and infuse it into the Dragon Mecha's shellaton to make it WHOLE!
Orders. Sneloiv does Stand RC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Also the GNE declares that because I'm clearly on the side of Sneloiv I (along with the GNE) should be listed in the Sneloiv section of the battlefield. If this succeeds, I begin pulling the Skeleton's stands over to the Stand RC. If this fails, I just dash into the fortifications and rend them. Now on the ground. The Health Altar tries to increase the... lets see... uh... versatility of the Clerics. And the Clerics try to use pure healing energies to force away the snow. And now for the DEPSF. "Alright. Well, before I check out the rest of your realm, how about a game of Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis?" yes this is real
15 - ecneserP ehT mistakes the numerous Kuriboh for Kuribo (chestnut people) and stuffs as many of them into its mouth as it can, because it's hungry.
The Slow March Toward An Inevitable Demise: 220/999 (+5)
ecneserP ehT regenerates and attacks the Cancer Cat. It uses Summon Shaping to summon a Snow-Vacuum which attempts to reduce the snowfall in the area slightly.
A1: MOLD? I SHOULD PROBABLY DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT! VINEGAR! HYDROGEN PEROXIDE! YEAST AND ACETOBACTER! HIGH HEAT CATALYSTS OF METHANE BECAUSE OF THE FIRE! YEET! I APPLY LOTS OF ANTI-MOLD STUFF TO THE MYCELIUM MUNICIPALITY AND THIS IS PROBABLY UNHEALTHY FOR IT.
A2 + A3: I PUT SOME OF THE Goddamned Bats AWAY. LIKE IN PRISON. BAT PRISON. THE BAT PRISON THAT IS THE BAT STORAGE FACILITY RIGHT NEXT TO A REGULAR PRISON. I THINK IT'S JUST A WAREHOUSE. BUT IT'S IN LIKE TEXAS OR SOMETHING AND THAT'S PRETTY FAR FROM THE BATTLEFIELD PLUS IT'S A BAT CONSERVATION FACILITY DESIGNED TO PREVENT ATTACKS SO AS LONG AS THEY DON'T DO ANYTHING DUMB THEY'LL JUST GET ARRESTED NONLETHALLY.
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Somebody finish off Corpse Commune I guess. Beyond that, we should probably start cleaning up all the mold and other fungi from Mycelium Municipality! I put a bunch of problems on field so we can figure out what works and what doesn't and applicable entities make more of it in order to continue the attacking, or just attack directly and stuff. Other entities act at discretion!
10 - ecneserP ehT disappears. What's that, you say? It's obviously not gone because it's eating the Cancer Cat? Don't be silly, that's... uh... Jim, my pet parakeet. Definitely.
But then Jim reveals he was ecneserP ehT all along! What a dramatic and unexpected betrayal! And look, he's already polished off the Cancer Cat. Didn't even save any for me.
1 - I, as an individual entity from the thing in which I am contained (namely ecneserP ehT), seek out the Devil's Metacarpus in search of a Stand Arrow.
The Slow March Toward An Inevitable Demise: 229/999 (+9)
ecneserP ehT regenerates and attacks the Cancer Cat if it somehow lives; otherwise it attacks the Kuribohrn. It uses Summon Shaping to summon a second Snow-Vacuum.
The Snow Vacuums attempt to un-snow the Health Altar.
ALLLRIGHT TIME TO FINISH THIS HTML fits into it because random had to insert html code of the picture into the source code to put in the picture
A1 = 30.89/30 Dragon Mecha (Jack of Two Trades, Awakening™, Multitasking, and But A Dragon) The time has come. Jack of Two Trades. Awakening™. Multitasking. But A Dragon. A picture. These are the chargequests (and a picture) I've earned. also a few smaller chargequests- And now I will use them. 10 CP = HP 15 CP = actions 4 CP = regen 1 CP = boosting chargequests A bunch of magically charged TVs fly into the sky by an unknown force. They create a portal, to another dimension. For a moment you can see a floating desert with a cross between a dungeon and a laboratory on it, but then it's all filled by a creature. A cross between mechanics and magic. Between science and thaumaturgy. A miracle of magi-technology. As a roaring rips across the battlefield, please welcome...
THE DRAGON MECHA
A2 = Prayers to Tiamat! (hmm. my free prayer should come up now, i think.) "...I see. Well, do you have a version for mortals? I mean, you do help with spells or something..."
A3 = Helicopter? Nah. I realize something. SETO KAIBA may be untargetable, but their helicopter is a different story. So, I turn some of the rocks the Mountainmodder is raining from Moral Blood Rocks into Rocks Type 2. Rocks Type 2 are simply rocks that have an advanced targeting enchantment which allows them to defy physics and plow straight into the nearest entity with ' Heli' in their name. And, they're covered in anti 'entity with ' Heli' in their name' acid (also known as Acid Type 2). Also also, they are made of Acid Type 2 (the advanced targetting prevents them from falling apart.) Also also also, they create Acid Type 2. Now, I also turn some rocks into Rocks Type 3. Rocks Type 3 go wherever I aim them (I gave them regenerating wings), and when I (specifically me, no one else can do it) broadcast a specific magic signature (Magic Signature Type 2), they explode. Now their explosion is special. It explodes into a bunch of Rocks Type 2. I then aim the Rocks Type 3 at the Helicopter, and broadcast Magic Signature Type 2 at the exact moment they are in range. Now for Rocks Type 4. Rocks Type 4 is strongly magnetic, but only to the Helicopter. Also, it doubles it's size (and magnetic pull strength) every inch it gets closer to the Helicopter. Also also, it cannot harm stuff that it's not magnetically attracted to. And finally, Rock Type 5, which is only one rock. It's just an EMP broadcaster (which regenerates faster than it can be attacked and bodyguards all the other rock types, including itself). All this just to cripple a helicopter. (and remove some harmful weather i guess)
ORDERS. I throw the good dice! STAND FIND ROLL! Oh, and I strike at the fortifications of Mycelium Municipality! But if that doesn't work, I pull some rain from the Mech Suit to the Stand RC! Letting Sneloiv snatch them up, of course. And as for the GNE, they write up an Administrative Order to FIND THOSE STANDS! ROLL THE GOOD DICE! Sneloiv's productive troops decide to spend some productivity conquering the Weather! Or more specifically, the Moral Blood Rock Rain! Sneloiv's conquest troops decide to slowly conquer the letters of 'fortified'! Their first barrier: a ')'! Now onto my singular ground entity, but what a strong one too! The Health Altar upgrades ecneserP ehT with Healthballing! And the Clerics heal ecneserP ehT! And a solitary Cleric (with at least 5.01 HP) bodyguards ecneserP ehT from Jiox Nyzin! But if Jiox Nyzin chooses not to strike, they'll join their teammates in channelling vitality through ecneserP ehT! Of course, this all happens after the Snow Vaccums suck up the snow, with some careful waiting. And if the Dragon Mecha has been summoned successfully, it will quickly fly around, and recycle those posters into COMpostors!
Don't forget... Arbitrary Charge Point Buffer 2/? also quick pageclaim
Action 1 + Action 2 + 1 CP + 0.5 Money: I summon Walter White from Breaking Bad. He will take snow off of entities and use it to (somehow) make drugs.
Action 3: I give Jiox Nyzin Movement Shaping.
Entity Orders: Zeno's Entity expands its Harming Aura slightly. Jiox Nyzin attacks the Goddamned Bats. Walter White from Breaking Bad will take some snow from the Tea Elementals.
Action 1: I exit the cancer cat. Then I steal the skin from its probably dead corpse.
Action 2: I kidnap a Goddamned Bat and stuff it down in my pocket for experiment purposes.
Action 3: OMG ITS MY FAV CARACTER WALTUH WHIT FRM FIXIN GUD1!!1!!!1!!1!! I feed Walter copious amounts of gabagool. Having the makings of a varsity athlete can determine life and death.
Okay, the court case needs to be sped up and done before the defendant gets eaten. I use 2 actions to finish it (10/10) and teleport the cancer cat away from ecneserP ehT and into the courtroom, where it will be tried for the murder of the gingerbread man, gingerbread wife, and gingerbread children, and the memories of the gingerbread wife will be presented as evidence.
With my third action, I use basic physics to determine that the helicopter is unable to hold a mountain on top of it because the mountain is too heavy. This realization causes the helicopter to immediately crash unless it finds a way to remove the mountainmodder from itself.
Entities idle and take cover beneath the snow in order to not die to the rocks, except the bats. The bats are fine with dying, so they clear the snow from themselves.
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Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
I am now once again out of things to discuss. hm... What's something arbitrary...
He's OUT of CHAIR because Exactly one line in Wargame World Quest Alpha Test (by Nedben) notes that the Chair Narrator's usurpation is a titanomachy and thereby implies he is indeed Observer Unexpected Titania! CHAIR stands for Combat Hex Activity Information Revealer, an acronym I just made up when the Godmodder didn't bother to.
A1 + A2 + A3: I steal the Godmodder's three sets of weapons trained on NDBN in order to hold this instance of NDBN hostage myself! It's self-motivation, my greater self needs it! Also I'm still technically an Exalted so legally speaking I'm built to do that. Violently.
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Due to being filed under NDBN's tag, I will be ordering the AG (green) entities this turn! (not that they're likely to listen beyond being subject to hostage threats). Mycelium, develop innovative pathing evolutions through classic slime mold evolution! Amoguses, Assemble Artifact! I'm not sure what around here is assembleable but y'all can figure that out. And I guess you can analyze the data from the mycelium. Teresa, use the power of halloween and lanterns to investigate whatever NDBN's charmset says you should be illuminating! Chad Buskin, uh....
*consults ChatGPT offscreen* do something random and candy-colored that seems to be what the AI is saying.
The GIoPC-Nedben team acts at discretion since I'm busy doing consulting work.
Half of Action 1: I give Walter White 0.5 Money. This boosts his Snow Gathering because it gives him more incentive or something.
Other Half of Action 1: I take the 49 Snowcain and feed it to Jiox Nyzin, boosting its Movement Shaping because Snowcain is a performance-enhancing drug. I don't need proof, just trust me on this one.
Action 2: I psychically link myself to my entities. Now they can hear me without needing to hear me!
Action 3: Hmm... so the Mountainmodder has red crystal veins. So that means he's a troll! No, not the internet kind, the kind that lives on discs carried by turtles. This means he's susceptible to getting philosophy! I jump on the helicopter and climb up to the Mountainmodder's ear. I tell him all kinds of stuff, like: "How is light the fastest thing in the universe if the dark gets there first?" "What is the meaning of death?" "Have you ever thought about how weird gravity is? It makes things stick together without glue! Is gravity just the cosmic version of glue?" "Is the Money I'm getting from these posters digital or physical?" He starts thinking about these things so much that he eventually stops thinking about everything else.
Entity Orders: Zeno's Entity stops expanding its aura. Walter White takes some snow from the Entitypult. Jiox Nyzin attacks the Goddamned Bats.
A1 + Pudding Pop = Diminish! I feel Elevated! But where I get Elevation? With Escalator! How to get Escalator? I use Weather's Escalation! But on way, I drop Pudding Pop! as well as a few very important words And Weather Escalator Damage! Damage Escalator get Damage! Damage get Damage! You dropped a few marbles too...
A2 = PRAYERINGLY "You... construct the spell? How? Hmm... an example? Sure, why not?" doesn't the frost disease already count as one?
A3 + A4 +「Looming Anathema」= SETO GOODBYE (this is a pun on 'Say Goodbye') I... rickroll SETO KAIBA. I then use my stand to hold SETO KAIBA in place (without speaking. yes. you see, my stand and I do not converse at any point in this actions. any coordination is entirely coincidential.). I then vibrate, sending the rickroll through 「Looming Anathema」's body, and into SETO KAIBA's body. 「Looming Anathema」is not affected, being a stand, but SETO KAIBA... that's a different story. I then proceed to indent SETO KAIBA out of their Heli.
Arbitrary Charge Point Buffer 2/?
ORDERS Oh no! Sneloiv is clearly in trouble! Quick, initiate operation XV-6, which I just made up! I pull 「Bigger On The Inside」over to me! But I delay this pulling until I've flew over to Sneloiv's side of the map! If I can't delay the pull, I just pull the Amongi over to me and then fly over to Sneloiv! While picking up the GNE! And I use my actions to create more Good Dice! Meanwhile, the GNE hitches a ride, incase actions are needed, and at Sneloiv proceeds to organize a Stand Arrow Investigation! But if they can't hitch a ride at all, they just manipulate records, to make them the one who kidnapped NDBN, Unexpected Titania! And a court order is forced upon them to give up 「Bigger On The Inside」! Sneloiv quickly conquers the flameinite territory, seeing as only inite territory is fortified! And as for the Productive Troops, they work on healing the troops and making more Conquest Troops! The Stand RC examines the Stand Arrow Fragment! On the ground, the Health Altar consoles the Button Guy and pushes ePT's HealthBall, causing it to tip over and speed up. The many, many Clerics also push ePT's HealthBall, but because of some obstacles, they don't speed it up, but they do move it. The Dragon Mecha flies around painting more OG onto the posters. As for their Shaping, they cast Un-Astral Projection, to cause the Projection to have some more regen. The Projection paints up some OG with blood. the DEPSF says stuff. "Well, I'm a beginner too, but I hear the rules are very weird. Do you want to have a look at the game together?"
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there should be a ctg wiki
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For my first action, I continue charging the court case. In all honesty it’s not that ambiguous, but I’m doing it anyway (7/10).
For my second action, I teleport several of the bats to the surfaces of several of Jupiter’s moons.
For my final action, I summon Something! As with Nothing, the capitalization is intentional!
All my entities continue to clear the snow from themselves.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
i wonder why those pots of greed are marked; must be a cheating strat
A1 = FLIP THOSE CARDS
I flip over those cards!
Yes, the Pots of Greed! I probs can't do that though
So just in case...
B1 = Arbitrary Charge Point Buffer 2/?
Well, if time travel doesn't work a lot of the time, then I'll just dismantle my time machine!
...After scanning it's molecular structure a billion times and reverse engineering it.
And then I'll catalog all of it's components and where to get them and write a fourteen page essay on how to make and assemble them at home.
And after condensing that into a 1 meter by 1 meter blueprint, I'll patent it and send an email to my mindscape-generated scientists and maybe some real-CTG scientists.
And then, after a couple mind-decades of research and optimization I'll be able to set up a time machine factory.
Now here's the thing about the time machine factory: the worst employees get sent 1-200 millennia into the past with a how to make a time machine instruction booklet and respawns.
And the best employees get rewarded... they are sent to a private room separate from the factory where they're given a top secret mission:
Travel back in time 1-200 millennia with a how to make a time machine factory instruction booklet and respawns, and sell those time machines.
Should also give them some CP generations to defend themselves with.
And as for average employees, they just get to sell time machines in various times.
A2 = Prayers Prayers Prayers Prayers
"Ok, Tiamat. So... can you teach me some advanced magic?"
A3 = 28.29/30 Dragon Mecha (Cycling, Awakening™, Multitasking, and But A Dragon)
Well, they only store the stuff necessary for doing what they do. Also they're all linked each running their own wifi hotspots
I finally start integrating the Dragon and Skynet into the Mecha.
How? uh... fusion!
I draw the card Polymerization! Like, I literally draw it. Message me if this'll require an actual picture.
I then play it! By inventing a game called 'the card Polymerization'. Rules are in the spoiler.
If I have to actually play tcP message me and I'll set up some more cards
And after playing the card Polymerization a few times, I can fuse the Dragon, Skynet, and the Mecha shelleton (shell + skeleton)!
ORDERS
Sneloiv's productive units, me, and GNE quickly pool their resources to accomplish three goals:
1) To condense the evaporated knowledge so kindly donated by the Mothnen by using snow
2) To increase the accuracy of Sneloivian Conquest Troops by giving them Snoper Rofles
and 3) to make good dice by gorging dice molds out of the moon rocks and then casting the goodness into it
oh yeah and I use my pulling to pull Skitty's stand up to the Stand RC. That should help it quite a bit.
grounded
The Health peeps cheer on the Button Person.
If lack of flavour text is causing the slight reduction, then that means I'll have to add flavour text to the button pressing.
Button Person takes out a rubber hammer. They jump and WHACK!
Then, they do it again! And again! And again! But on the last And again!, they get slowed down so that one WHACK! takes 3 days, 23 hours, and 59 minutes! Oh yeah and they take off the poster
Now for the DEPSF. "Hmm. Well, from the information you've gathered from the dead, do you have any advice for Confronting the Godmodder?"
there should be a ctg wiki
They're very character-driven, whereas CTG... is not. Also, they take a while to get sounding decent. That Godmodder one was a bad example in that regard because I didn't spend an hour writing it.





It then snows, for the last time.
[OG-Gravediggent] Zeno's Entity. 0.0625 Zeno HP, Bass Boosted Jetpack(1 Move), 7.9 Move. 「Marked」- 85% Control, 25 Harm(range 5). Snowed 174. Rain 15.
For my first action, I continue with the court case (8/10)
For my second and third, I create a klipot snow gun! It sucks klipot snow off entities and shoots it in liquid form at other entities! It doesn’t count as an entity, but an item.
I also notice that the [GIO-PC] knights and cancer construct have been marked.
Entities remove snow from themselves, and both the entitypult and Something remove the posters from themselves.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
A1 + A2: I create an ANNOUNCEMENT TUNNEL from the weather tab to the planet tab to enable moon-to-surface-and-back LOUD COMMUNICATIONS so the yelling challenge can happen.
A3: I put the Mountainmodder upside down on top of the helicopter so the Mountainmodder is now ROTATING RAPIDLY courtesy of SPINNING HELICOPTER BLADES.
Spotting 「Marked」 on the Knights, Cancer Construct, Cancer Cat.
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ENTITIES ACT AT DISCRETION AND THAT DARN WELL INVOLVES THE ABILITY TO BE LOUD . THAT'S NOT AN ORDER I'M JUST NOT INTERESTED IN STOPPING THE LOUDNESS AT THE MICROSECOND
Action 1: chaaaaaAAAAARGE!!!
Remember when I buried those Fancy Clothes beneath the earth?
Well, that spot is now glowing, and not because of the KaibaCorp poster that was for some reason taped to the ground.
No, this glow is putrid and yellow. It grows and grows, both physically and metaphysically. Until...
The ground shakes, and a gigantic serpent bursts from beneath!
The serpent's name is Jiox Nyzin, and its breath is calamity. Very very literally.
40.34 CP is spent on HP
10 CP is spent on Regen/Health gain
1 CP is spent on Attack
40 CP is spent on Calamity
I'll probably have to explain what Calamity is supposed to be in this situation. It's like Decaying, but causes misfortune instead of harm. This will be basically the same as Decaying for most entities, but for example, a Goddamned Bat that got inflicted with Calamity won't die and turn into two more Bats. It will instead find itself inside a very deep pit with no way out or be inexplicably sent flying towards Zeno's Entity's Harming Aura.
Mechanically, when an entity inflicted with Calamity dies no benefits are gained from its death.
5 CP is spent on DR
5 CP is spent on the fact that Jiox Nyzin cannot be absorbed, because it explodes into a cloud of Calamity the moment it reaches 0 HP (this exists mostly so ecneserP ehT doesn't instakill it)
Action 2: I paint one (or more) of the posters, like so:

They now promote Opposing the Godmodder instead of KaibaCorp, so this should give us, the OGs, some money points!
Action 3: I charge
1/1 CP
Entity Orders:
If successfully summoned, Jiox Nyzin will attack the Tarrasque.
thanks, nedben! also those are some niche cards. mind if i have them?
A1 = For my first action, I... do that thing I could've done last round but didn't because uh this title is too long
A2 = More prayers prayers prayers
"..."
"I'd like to learn Corporeal magic! You know, the magic of healing and changing the body and healing the mind and therapy and all that-" that sounds like a lot well it's basically the magic of living things it sounds like you it does
A3 = 29.29/30 Dragon Mecha (
THIS! I then melt it down and infuse it into the Dragon Mecha's shellaton to make it WHOLE!
CyclingJack of Two Trades, Awakening™, Multitasking, and But A Dragon)One turn away. One turn away from unleashing sheer- Replacing Cycling with Jack of Two Trades, please! hey
Alright. Time to unleash my secret weapon! I've been planning this for months!
by that random means months ago they drew a picture and then forgot it
I never forgot it! although it is a picture...
Anyways, with the power of months, image editing, image hosting, a bit of HTML, an irl pencil and notebook, as well as AI coloring, I present to you...
Orders.
Sneloiv does Stand RC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also the GNE declares that because I'm clearly on the side of Sneloiv I (along with the GNE) should be listed in the Sneloiv section of the battlefield.
If this succeeds, I begin pulling the Skeleton's stands over to the Stand RC.
If this fails, I just dash into the fortifications and rend them.
Now on the ground. The Health Altar tries to increase the... lets see... uh... versatility of the Clerics.
And the Clerics try to use pure healing energies to force away the snow.
And now for the DEPSF. "Alright. Well, before I check out the rest of your realm, how about a game of Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis?" yes this is real
there should be a ctg wiki
15 - ecneserP ehT mistakes the numerous Kuriboh for Kuribo (chestnut people) and stuffs as many of them into its mouth as it can, because it's hungry.
The Slow March Toward An Inevitable Demise: 220/999 (+5)
ecneserP ehT regenerates and attacks the Cancer Cat. It uses Summon Shaping to summon a Snow-Vacuum which attempts to reduce the snowfall in the area slightly.
I feel like I had a lot more to say about Nepigraphs, but then there was like a week of not doing these things. so.





[OG-Gravediggent] Zeno's Entity. 0.0625 Zeno HP, Bass Boosted Jetpack(1 Move), 7.9 Move. 「Marked」- 85% Control, 25 Harm(range 5). Snowed 174. Rain 15.
A1: MOLD? I SHOULD PROBABLY DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT! VINEGAR! HYDROGEN PEROXIDE! YEAST AND ACETOBACTER! HIGH HEAT CATALYSTS OF METHANE BECAUSE OF THE FIRE! YEET! I APPLY LOTS OF ANTI-MOLD STUFF TO THE MYCELIUM MUNICIPALITY AND THIS IS PROBABLY UNHEALTHY FOR IT.
A2 + A3: I PUT SOME OF THE Goddamned Bats AWAY. LIKE IN PRISON. BAT PRISON. THE BAT PRISON THAT IS THE BAT STORAGE FACILITY RIGHT NEXT TO A REGULAR PRISON. I THINK IT'S JUST A WAREHOUSE. BUT IT'S IN LIKE TEXAS OR SOMETHING AND THAT'S PRETTY FAR FROM THE BATTLEFIELD PLUS IT'S A BAT CONSERVATION FACILITY DESIGNED TO PREVENT ATTACKS SO AS LONG AS THEY DON'T DO ANYTHING DUMB THEY'LL JUST GET ARRESTED NONLETHALLY.
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Somebody finish off Corpse Commune I guess. Beyond that, we should probably start cleaning up all the mold and other fungi from Mycelium Municipality! I put a bunch of problems on field so we can figure out what works and what doesn't and applicable entities make more of it in order to continue the attacking, or just attack directly and stuff. Other entities act at discretion!
10 - ecneserP ehT disappears. What's that, you say? It's obviously not gone because it's eating the Cancer Cat? Don't be silly, that's... uh... Jim, my pet parakeet. Definitely.
But then Jim reveals he was ecneserP ehT all along! What a dramatic and unexpected betrayal! And look, he's already polished off the Cancer Cat. Didn't even save any for me.
1 - I, as an individual entity from the thing in which I am contained (namely ecneserP ehT), seek out the Devil's Metacarpus in search of a Stand Arrow.
The Slow March Toward An Inevitable Demise: 229/999 (+9)
ecneserP ehT regenerates and attacks the Cancer Cat if it somehow lives; otherwise it attacks the Kuribohrn. It uses Summon Shaping to summon a second Snow-Vacuum.
The Snow Vacuums attempt to un-snow the Health Altar.
ALLLRIGHT TIME TO FINISH THIS
HTML fits into it because random had to insert html code of the picture into the source code to put in the picture
A1 = 30.89/30 Dragon Mecha (Jack of Two Trades, Awakening™, Multitasking, and But A Dragon)
The time has come.
Jack of Two Trades.
Awakening™.
Multitasking.
But A Dragon.
A picture.
These are the chargequests (and a picture) I've earned. also a few smaller chargequests-
And now I will use them.
10 CP = HP
15 CP = actions
4 CP = regen
1 CP = boosting chargequests
A bunch of magically charged TVs fly into the sky by an unknown force.
They create a portal, to another dimension.
For a moment you can see a floating desert with a cross between a dungeon and a laboratory on it, but then it's all filled by a creature.
A cross between mechanics and magic. Between science and thaumaturgy.
A miracle of magi-technology.
As a roaring rips across the battlefield, please welcome...
THE DRAGON MECHA
A2 = Prayers to Tiamat! (hmm. my free prayer should come up now, i think.)
"...I see. Well, do you have a version for mortals? I mean, you do help with spells or something..."
A3 = Helicopter? Nah.
I realize something. SETO KAIBA may be untargetable, but their helicopter is a different story.
So, I turn some of the rocks the Mountainmodder is raining from Moral Blood Rocks into Rocks Type 2.
Rocks Type 2 are simply rocks that have an advanced targeting enchantment which allows them to defy physics and plow straight into the nearest entity with ' Heli' in their name.
And, they're covered in anti 'entity with ' Heli' in their name' acid (also known as Acid Type 2).
Also also, they are made of Acid Type 2 (the advanced targetting prevents them from falling apart.)
Also also also, they create Acid Type 2.
Now, I also turn some rocks into Rocks Type 3.
Rocks Type 3 go wherever I aim them (I gave them regenerating wings), and when I (specifically me, no one else can do it) broadcast a specific magic signature (Magic Signature Type 2), they explode.
Now their explosion is special. It explodes into a bunch of Rocks Type 2.
I then aim the Rocks Type 3 at the Helicopter, and broadcast Magic Signature Type 2 at the exact moment they are in range.
Now for Rocks Type 4. Rocks Type 4 is strongly magnetic, but only to the Helicopter.
Also, it doubles it's size (and magnetic pull strength) every inch it gets closer to the Helicopter.
Also also, it cannot harm stuff that it's not magnetically attracted to.
And finally, Rock Type 5, which is only one rock.
It's just an EMP broadcaster (which regenerates faster than it can be attacked and bodyguards all the other rock types, including itself).
All this just to cripple a helicopter. (and remove some harmful weather i guess)
ORDERS.
I throw the good dice! STAND FIND ROLL!
Oh, and I strike at the fortifications of Mycelium Municipality! But if that doesn't work, I pull some rain from the Mech Suit to the Stand RC!
Letting Sneloiv snatch them up, of course.
And as for the GNE, they write up an Administrative Order to FIND THOSE STANDS! ROLL THE GOOD DICE!
Sneloiv's productive troops decide to spend some productivity conquering the Weather! Or more specifically, the Moral Blood Rock Rain!
Sneloiv's conquest troops decide to slowly conquer the letters of 'fortified'! Their first barrier: a ')'!
Now onto my singular ground entity, but what a strong one too!
The Health Altar upgrades ecneserP ehT with Healthballing!
And the Clerics heal ecneserP ehT!
And a solitary Cleric (with at least 5.01 HP) bodyguards ecneserP ehT from Jiox Nyzin!
But if Jiox Nyzin chooses not to strike, they'll join their teammates in channelling vitality through ecneserP ehT!
Of course, this all happens after the Snow Vaccums suck up the snow, with some careful waiting.
And if the Dragon Mecha has been summoned successfully, it will quickly fly around, and recycle those posters into COMpostors!
Don't forget... Arbitrary Charge Point Buffer 2/?
also quick pageclaim
there should be a ctg wiki
Action 1 + Action 2 + 1 CP + 0.5 Money: I summon Walter White from Breaking Bad. He will take snow off of entities and use it to (somehow) make drugs.
Action 3: I give Jiox Nyzin Movement Shaping.
Entity Orders:
Zeno's Entity expands its Harming Aura slightly.
Jiox Nyzin attacks the Goddamned Bats.
Walter White from Breaking Bad will take some snow from the Tea Elementals.
Action 1: I exit the cancer cat. Then I steal the skin from its probably dead corpse.
Action 2: I kidnap a Goddamned Bat and stuff it down in my pocket for experiment purposes.
Action 3: OMG ITS MY FAV CARACTER WALTUH WHIT FRM FIXIN GUD1!!1!!!1!!1!! I feed Walter copious amounts of gabagool. Having the makings of a varsity athlete can determine life and death.
Okay, the court case needs to be sped up and done before the defendant gets eaten. I use 2 actions to finish it (10/10) and teleport the cancer cat away from ecneserP ehT and into the courtroom, where it will be tried for the murder of the gingerbread man, gingerbread wife, and gingerbread children, and the memories of the gingerbread wife will be presented as evidence.
With my third action, I use basic physics to determine that the helicopter is unable to hold a mountain on top of it because the mountain is too heavy. This realization causes the helicopter to immediately crash unless it finds a way to remove the mountainmodder from itself.
Entities idle and take cover beneath the snow in order to not die to the rocks, except the bats. The bats are fine with dying, so they clear the snow from themselves.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
I am now once again out of things to discuss. hm... What's something arbitrary...



He's OUT of CHAIR because Exactly one line in Wargame World Quest Alpha Test (by Nedben) notes that the Chair Narrator's usurpation is a titanomachy and thereby implies he is indeed Observer Unexpected Titania! CHAIR stands for Combat Hex Activity Information Revealer, an acronym I just made up when the Godmodder didn't bother to.
[OG-Gravediggent] Zeno's Entity. 0.0625 Zeno HP, Bass Boosted Jetpack(1 Move), 11.8 Move. 「Marked」- 80% Control, 35 Harm(range 6). Snowed 159. Rain 15. Morals 4 Blood 1.
A1 + A2 + A3: I steal the Godmodder's three sets of weapons trained on NDBN in order to hold this instance of NDBN hostage myself! It's self-motivation, my greater self needs it! Also I'm still technically an Exalted so legally speaking I'm built to do that. Violently.
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Due to being filed under NDBN's tag, I will be ordering the AG (green) entities this turn! (not that they're likely to listen beyond being subject to hostage threats). Mycelium, develop innovative pathing evolutions through classic slime mold evolution! Amoguses, Assemble Artifact! I'm not sure what around here is assembleable but y'all can figure that out. And I guess you can analyze the data from the mycelium. Teresa, use the power of halloween and lanterns to investigate whatever NDBN's charmset says you should be illuminating! Chad Buskin, uh....
*consults ChatGPT offscreen*
do something random and candy-colored that seems to be what the AI is saying.
The GIoPC-Nedben team acts at discretion since I'm busy doing consulting work.
Half of Action 1: I give Walter White 0.5 Money. This boosts his Snow Gathering because it gives him more incentive or something.
Other Half of Action 1: I take the 49 Snowcain and feed it to Jiox Nyzin, boosting its Movement Shaping because Snowcain is a performance-enhancing drug. I don't need proof, just trust me on this one.
Action 2: I psychically link myself to my entities. Now they can hear me without needing to hear me!
Action 3: Hmm... so the Mountainmodder has red crystal veins. So that means he's a troll! No, not the internet kind, the kind that lives on discs carried by turtles. This means he's susceptible to getting philosophy! I jump on the helicopter and climb up to the Mountainmodder's ear. I tell him all kinds of stuff, like:
"How is light the fastest thing in the universe if the dark gets there first?"
"What is the meaning of death?"
"Have you ever thought about how weird gravity is? It makes things stick together without glue! Is gravity just the cosmic version of glue?"
"Is the Money I'm getting from these posters digital or physical?"
He starts thinking about these things so much that he eventually stops thinking about everything else.
Entity Orders:
Zeno's Entity stops expanding its aura.
Walter White takes some snow from the Entitypult.
Jiox Nyzin attacks the Goddamned Bats.
I cast mind blank
then I take me and my allies to when the [GM] has 1 Hp
BREAKING NEWS! BREAKING NEWS! BREAKING NEWS! NEWS!
The Pinguino: Speeding through stealing Dnd books(but mostly Premium seafood, preferably squid)!
A1 + Pudding Pop = Diminish!
I feel Elevated! But where I get Elevation?
With Escalator! How to get Escalator?
I use Weather's Escalation!
But on way, I drop Pudding Pop!
as well as a few very important words
And Weather Escalator Damage!
Damage Escalator get Damage!
Damage get Damage!
You dropped a few marbles too...
A2 = PRAYERINGLY
"You... construct the spell? How? Hmm... an example? Sure, why not?" doesn't the frost disease already count as one?
A3 + A4 +「Looming Anathema」= SETO GOODBYE (this is a pun on 'Say Goodbye')
I... rickroll SETO KAIBA.
I then use my stand to hold SETO KAIBA in place (without speaking. yes. you see, my stand and I do not converse at any point in this actions. any coordination is entirely coincidential.).
I then vibrate, sending the rickroll through 「Looming Anathema」's body, and into SETO KAIBA's body.
「Looming Anathema」is not affected, being a stand, but SETO KAIBA... that's a different story.
I then proceed to indent SETO KAIBA out of their Heli.
Arbitrary Charge Point Buffer 2/?
ORDERS
Oh no! Sneloiv is clearly in trouble! Quick, initiate operation XV-6, which I just made up!
I pull 「Bigger On The Inside」over to me! But I delay this pulling until I've flew over to Sneloiv's side of the map!
If I can't delay the pull, I just pull the Amongi over to me and then fly over to Sneloiv! While picking up the GNE!
And I use my actions to create more Good Dice!
Meanwhile, the GNE hitches a ride, incase actions are needed, and at Sneloiv proceeds to organize a Stand Arrow Investigation!
But if they can't hitch a ride at all, they just manipulate records, to make them the one who kidnapped NDBN, Unexpected Titania!
And a court order is forced upon them to give up 「Bigger On The Inside」!
Sneloiv quickly conquers the flameinite territory, seeing as only inite territory is fortified!
And as for the Productive Troops, they work on healing the troops and making more Conquest Troops!
The Stand RC examines the Stand Arrow Fragment!
On the ground, the Health Altar consoles the Button Guy and pushes ePT's HealthBall, causing it to tip over and speed up.
The many, many Clerics also push ePT's HealthBall, but because of some obstacles, they don't speed it up, but they do move it.
The Dragon Mecha flies around painting more OG onto the posters.
As for their Shaping, they cast Un-Astral Projection, to cause the Projection to have some more regen.
The Projection paints up some OG with blood.
the DEPSF says stuff. "Well, I'm a beginner too, but I hear the rules are very weird. Do you want to have a look at the game together?"
there should be a ctg wiki