5 - ecneserP ehT turns into a cloud of AURORA BOREALIS? AT THIS TIME OF YEAR, AT THIS TIME OF DAY, IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY, LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN!? Yes! Yes it does. And then it slurps up the Roast like steamed clams. (That's what I call spaghetti.)
15 - ecneserP ehT then eats a pair of steamed hams, despite the fact that they're obviously grilled.
The Slow March Toward An Inevitable Demise: 259/999 (+0)
ecneserP ehT regenerates, eats all its Ice Cream, and attacks the Roast if it's somehow not dead, or the Aurora Borealis if the Roast is dead.. The members of the Cult of Healing, if not otherwise ordered, heal ecneserP ehT.
A1: I add the Sans skeleton to NDBN's soul hierarchy by using the damaged segments to foment One Moment Cocaine Pile's neverborn variant of akuma methodology! I picked up that black mirror charm we're fine. I think this makes the Comic Sans skeleton a deathlord? That way when we screw this up horribly and the Numidium happens the giant mecha will have a cool pilot if I get distracted. (I am very easily distracted)
A2 + Cultist Paladin Novice Ghosts of the BBBA Deity: I task the cursed ones to unseal the curses, particularly the one they're bearing! This fails, allowing me to seal away the Curse of Failure in a seal. I dunno, the Seal of Failure is an itemized curse now in case we need to make something fail.
A3: I the Curse Conglomeration, ripping some curses out of it to form Duel Monsters cards! Like Curse Necrofear and Curse of Dragon and whatnot.
Other entities act at discretion we've got a lot of duel to try and something.
Action 1: I curse Jiox Nyzin with the Curse of Eating Cellulose. It will automatically eat posters and other paper-related things. Why is this a curse? Well, paper isn't exactly tasty, and I'm pretty sure even ecneserP ehT wouldn't want to eat things against its own will.
Actions 2 and 3: charge
5/20
Entity Orders: Walter White takes some snow from the Unattended Snow. Jiox Nyzin attacks the Goddamned Cats and uses its Movement Shaping to do cardio.
A1 + Dragon Priest Mask (for flavour) = BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON! THE OPPOSITE OF BEING CHANNELED BY THE GODMODDER! I look at the Blue Eyes White Dragon. Abandoned. Summoned to fulfill orders from a master who's on the moon. For a master who only used them as a tool. I make this clear to the Blue Eyes White Dragon. I offer them a better life. I give them a way to fly away, to go away from the battlefield. Another option: Join me. I would take better care of them. Oh btw the Godmodder is evil/evil did you know that do they seem like a good person to follow if so i can't blame you I show them the Dragon Priest Mask. Probably certified? I show them glorious piles of treasure (and Yu-Gi-Oh cards). It's a life you could live outside the battlefield. Here, there is nothing. But death. Destruction. And reality warpers. The battlefield is a toxic environment. Please leave. And don't come back. You can find a better place. Away from here. Here, there is no reward. Only a feeling of accomplishment dampened by what it cost to get there. And why am I here? Because here, there are people I can help. And I have the power to help them. To defend them. And sometimes, To guide them to a better place. Like you. RANDOM YOUR SINCERITY IS IN THE NEGATIVES MAYBE MAKE THIS A NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION BEFORE MAKING THIS SPEECH One day, I was just like you. Here, and wanting to make a mark on the world, to help in this great cause and war. But then, I changed. And I changed more and more. And I learned. So once again: Please. Leave. Or stay I guess but that would be terribly bad for you and me
Dragon Priest = Prayers to Tiamat! Yep, the mask's buff definitely recharged by now "Hmm. Is there a book on specific densities and shapes of spellforms, or is it just stored in your heads? Is there a way for me to get knowledge of the densities and shape of spellforms? If so, how?"
A2 + A3 = Stored! I create two spheres of magical plasma! They are the representation of my CP! I then draw them on a piece of paper! And again! I then fuse them together, and draw the result! Drawing C! I take my first two drawings and fuse them together! Drawing A+B! I take Drawing C and Drawing A+B! And I compare them! I then reverse-engineer what is shown in Drawing A+B! I then take all of these drawings and spheres, and put them through the DESCRIPTIONATOR! It takes all of these things, and condenses them into a single description! I then put it through the REVERSE-DESCRIPTIONATOR! I then take out all the paper, and the graphite, and colors, and everything that makes the drawing part of it a drawing. I then put in some extra magical plasma, which is shaped by the not-drawings into the things that they are!
ORDERS I begin by attacking the Curse Conglomeration again! I then breath out a fine, thick, very cold mist... It condenses the air around it, and suddenly, drops of liquid are gleaming on Sneloiv! But not just any liquid... It's KNOWLEDGE! The KNOWLEDGE of how to summon various troops with territory! Oh yeah, and the weather. The GNE directs the weather to spray everyone with sunlight. Sunlight will basically make everyone calmer, more peaceful. And make them less aggressive. To help others. The other GNE directs Sneloiv to begin their turn by blowing up 18% flamenite territory fortifications with the explosion tags, which the Conquest Troops immediately snatch up. The Productivity Troops produce productivity, immediately removed by the procrastination which is -136 PRODUCTIVITY! this really sucks it's going to take them five whole rounds to pay that off The Siege Factory offers to siege the other side in exchange for territory (for Sneloiv)! ONTO THE GROUND The Health Altar summons ANOTHER Curer! The Clerics heal ePT! So do the Cultists of Healing! The Curer works on CURING the Curse of -2 Clerics a round! The Dragon Mech(a) grows those wings again! (doing what they did last turn, without the hacking) And flies to the moon! Where they attack the Curse Conglomeration! They save up any extra CP to heal the Projection. The DEPSF searches for people to talk to. If this fails, talk to the flowers.
A1: Ceiling? Of course, Kaguya's Seamless Ceiling of Kinkaku-ji! I use the ceiling to contain some Goddamned Cats in a scroll depiction world. They're now stored as ceiling decorations instead of in the battle.
A2: I use necromancy to add the amoguses to future Numidium-ing, since as spaceship crew with various engineering and piloting skills that's slightly more translatable to mecha! They're already part of the soul structure and killing each other so it's not that drastic a change.
A3: I give the cultists SWORDS OF REVEALING LIGHT so they can contribute to mitigating attacks and stuff.
ENTITIES ACT AT DISCRETION I FORGOT WHAT I WAS GOING TO DO
17 - ecneserP ehT metaphorically slurps up the Aurora Borealis like spaghetti. The slurping is a metaphor for absorbing the Aurora Borealis, a feat that has no physical component to it - just a stream of disconnected visions followed by a sudden disappearance.
The Slow March Toward An Inevitable Demise: 262/999 (+3)
ecneserP ehT regenerates, eats all its Ice Cream, and attacks Deoxys. The members of the Cult of Healing, if not otherwise ordered, heal ecneserP ehT.
Action 1: Solar panels appear from Rusty's stomach, they face towards the sun as they start absorb the sunlight.
Action 2:
``Destoy aluw hoomons`` (Destroy all humans!)
Rusty puts away the solar panel as he opens the door on his stomach, suddenly a ball of sunlight from inside Rusty's body is fired out towards the Maniac, sure it may have damaged Rusty's insides slightly (or maybe not), but he's following orders.
Action 1 + 1 Money: I tape a teleporter to Walter White. The teleporter will automatically teleport Snowcain into Jiox Nyzin's mouth.
Actions 2 and 3: charge
7/20
Entity Orders: Jiox Nyzin will attack the Goddamned Cats, avoiding the 18HP shield that will coincidentally appear in front of them. Walter White takes some Unattended Snow. Frosty Snowgent will turn into Lukewarm Watergent because he's being bombarded with sunlight.
[OG] Summon more entities! You have almost no entities and the field is flooded with them!
[OG] Damage the Godmodder! Like, seriously!
[AG] Do stuff other than destroy things! I mean, look at the resources you have! Kick back and relax!
[AG] Get better working conditions!
[GloPC] Disable that Kaibacard! Maybe by re-summoning Jinzo!
[GloPC] KILL SANS
[A] Grab more health! The opposing entities have a lot of attack!
[A] Remove the curses! Just do! You're pretty close!
A1 = Heal. Wait no regen. I apply adhesive bandages to Sneloiv. This is very important because they are filled with infinite adhesives. They just ooze adhesives until they're removed. And since they're infinitely adhesive, they're never removed. And the adhesive oozes around Sneloiv until they find injuires, where they seal them up. Basically, regen.
A2 = Prayers to Tiamat! "Hmm. Alright! Thanks for the info! I'm now going to embark on a journey to find a mortal user of spellforms! wait first princ-"
A3 = Arbiter-ary Charge Point Storage: 2.3 + This action I make a peanut butter and jam sandwich. But where do I get that peanut butter sandwich? I'm not going to say. Yet. 1 PB&J has over 1.59 million joules of energy. 1 joule is enough to displace a thing one meter with a force of 1 newton. Now me providing the force of 1 newton, and eating the PB&J, I push- Wait, hold up. This isn't working out. Ohhhhhh.... You see, normally the energy from a PB&J is released very gradually, and used to power various body systems. But with the power of player power, I can force it into one place! My hands! I can then immediately release that energy into a wheel stored inside a vaccum, which removes all friction and allows it to spin FOREVER AT A SUPER FAST RATE! I then reveal: The wheel in a vaccum was actually a CP generator! It generated CP whenever it turned once! And it was set spinning at a set pace! And now, it's spinning SUPER DUPER FAST! It then proceeds to break apart from the force of that spinning, but luckily I was able to preserve it for long enough to get some CP!\
ORDERS: Coming soon. Soon = Now. Ah, Nightbreath is charged up again. I... don't use it. Yet. I point: at the Blue Eyes White Dragon. No, not that one. The other one. The one flying away. "Hey, Blue Eyes." (talking to the one on the moon.) "Think about why your brethren is leaving. Also, have some morals." I take some morals from the Dragon Mech and apply it to the Blue Eyes on the moon. I then breath out a thick mist of grey gas. It's smoke. And smoke blinds. But this smoke doesn't. When you first see the starry night sky, it's dark and foreboding. But gradually you begin to see it as clear, and the stars shine through it easily. And it's the same for this mist. When you look through it, you see nothing at first sight. But when you're in it, clarity is achieved. The GNE is ordered, and orders, Sneloiv to blow up mortifications (more fortifications), while the other GNE opens negotiations to allow Sneloiv to use the Knowledge Gatherer again. The Dragon Mech attacks the Curse Conglomeration again. But what is an attack? It's an aggressive action. What is an aggressive action? It's an action with intent to harm or deal damage. And in this case, the Dragon Mech intends to harm. DAMAGEAGEAGEAMAMGEMAGMEMAMMGSAEAMFMGES!!!!!! The Dragon Mech then grows flowers on Sneloiv. Bees appear, and gather honey. They need to store it somewhere, so they pick the cracks in Sneloiv. And by the way: the honey gathered from the flowers grown is special. Special by way of having healing powers (regen). Oh, and the Dragon Mecha uses toolboxes (shaping) to create repair towers, which repair Sneloiv (regen). Sneloiv Conquer Troops conquer the unfortified territory. The Productivity Troops continue paying off debt. How? One day, a person shows up on the moon. They offer to take some of Sneloiv's -PRODUCTIVITY in exchange for some PRODUCTIVITY, which Sneloiv gladly supplies, after carefully examining the numbers to make sure nothing fishy is going on. Back on the ground, the Health Altar upgrades itself with tons more cleric summoning. The Clerics and Cultists of Healing (collectively the Healers of CoH (Cult of Healing)) heal ePT by exactly 100 HP (by gathering various narratives and weaving them into ePT), and spend the extra on bandaging the Health Altar. The Curers cure the Health Altar. With medicinal bricks made of herbs. And that's all for now folks- The DEPSF coughs. Oh, sorry. The DEPSF examines everyone, closely inspecting the elementals.
For my first action, my stand attacks the bloodwraith.
For the other two, I go around collecting the KaibaCorp posters from across the entity list (not the one with OG on it) and put them in my royal paper shredder.
The knight and bats attack July 17.
Something uses its optimized action to attack the goblin shaman in a presumably highly efficient manner.
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Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Originally I wanted to just put it on the Wayback machine (which is what I did for the Spacebattles thread), but DnD beyond doesn't let itself be archived. [OG-Gravediggent] Zeno's Entity. 0.0625 Zeno HP, Bass Boosted Jetpack(1 Move), 10.62 Move. 「Marked」- 83% Control, 31 Harm(range 5). Snowed 0. Rain 15.Morals 20 Blood 5 25 Sunlight
「Marked」spotted on Goblin Shaman, Bloodwraith, Steamed Hams, Curer, and Archers.
A1: I figure out how to process mycelium and wine to make machine oil, so I can harvest the degenerating Mycelium for Numidium purposes! Might as well check what the deathrattle does while I'm rattling it about.
A2: Since my plan relies on the big NO machine switching from [AG] to [NO], I figure out how to reprocess the element of No from nothingness into concentrated negation and/or alignment! I'll probably need to do that a lot with the upcoming robot.
A3: I use a corruption filter and some panning to strain the Asteroidmodder for mineral purity reasons!
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ENTITIES ACT AT DISCRETION yeah it's fine to share the knowledge go ahead
[OG] The weather will kill your entities! Stop it!
[OG] Damage the Godmodder! Like, seriously! Again!
[AG] Rush out and slaughter all the random entities!
[AG] Demand breaks from the Godmodder!
[GloPC] Get some help with the duel!
[GloPC] Negotiate with Sneloiv!
[A] HEAL HEAL HEAL
[A] DESTROY CURSES
3 actions = HEAL UP Y'ALL I make a bunch of empty splash potion bottles, which I fill with infinite health gas, which immediately condenses into nigh-infinite regen liquid, which immediately condenses into lots of health-upping-alot solids, which I splash onto Sneloiv. I also use my CP to bandage Sneloiv, which I do by creating a band of frozen seeds and then magically aging it to create frosted flowers, a newfound type of medicinal herb which preserves injuries while also slowly healing them, but since it preserves them the slowness is mitigated and it's actually normal speed! (REGEN SNELOIV)
3.3 CP from Arbitrary CP Storage = 3.3 CP from Arbitrary CP Storage
Orders Actions below. Hey. Blue Eyes White-Dragon (again.) We can be great allies. But we can also be great enemies. If I pooled my resources, you could probably be defeated in one turn. So I give you this offer: Don't harm us, we don't harm you. Also, we'll give you knowledge. Great knowledge. Like, stand knowledge. As a token of goodwill, have this 3 Goodness. Also if you can convince the Curse Conglomeration to stop cursing our ([A]) entities, we'll stop attacking it. I then attack the Curse Coglomeration. GNE 1 accepts the generous sharing of knowledge! They will not forget this! They use it to... I forgot what we were doing that for. GNE 1 remembers, though! They use that knowledge to expand the territory use! GNE 2 meanwhile throws more explosion tag making orders up! The Dragon Mech charges! Then commits arson by wearing a fancy hat and attacking the Curse Coglomeration! And they use their shaping to cast the spell Regenerate on themselves! Sneloiv's Conquesters Conquer! But first, defortify with explosion tags! KABOOM- And Sneloiv's Productivity Troops are productive by producing productivity. On the ground. The Health Altar uses their Rain and Stats shaping to increase the rate of Cleric summoning. The Healers of CoH split their healing with 50% to the Health Altar and 50% to ePT. The Curers continue their medicinal brick applications. But this time, they spray on holy water!
Entity Orders: Jiox Nyzin will attack the Goddamned Cats, avoiding the 18HP shield that will coincidentally appear in front of them... again. Walter White takes some Unattended Snow. The Klipot Watergent will simply exist next to Four. This is extremely lethal to Four, because it is not made of firmament.
Have I mentioned doing this sucked?
-It's not that there were any hardships it was just really, really, really tedious.
[OG-Gravediggent] Zeno's Entity. 0.0625 Zeno HP, Bass Boosted Jetpack(1 Move), 10.62 Move. 「Marked」- 83% Control, 31 Harm(range 5). Snowed 19. Rain 15. Morals 20 Blood 5
5 - ecneserP ehT turns into a cloud of AURORA BOREALIS? AT THIS TIME OF YEAR, AT THIS TIME OF DAY, IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY, LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN!? Yes! Yes it does. And then it slurps up the Roast like steamed clams. (That's what I call spaghetti.)
15 - ecneserP ehT then eats a pair of steamed hams, despite the fact that they're obviously grilled.
The Slow March Toward An Inevitable Demise: 259/999 (+0)
ecneserP ehT regenerates, eats all its Ice Cream, and attacks the Roast if it's somehow not dead, or the Aurora Borealis if the Roast is dead.. The members of the Cult of Healing, if not otherwise ordered, heal ecneserP ehT.
A1: I add the Sans skeleton to NDBN's soul hierarchy by using the damaged segments to foment One Moment Cocaine Pile's neverborn variant of akuma methodology! I picked up that black mirror charm we're fine. I think this makes the Comic Sans skeleton a deathlord? That way when we screw this up horribly and the Numidium happens the giant mecha will have a cool pilot if I get distracted. (I am very easily distracted)
A2 + Cultist Paladin Novice Ghosts of the BBBA Deity: I task the cursed ones to unseal the curses, particularly the one they're bearing! This fails, allowing me to seal away the Curse of Failure in a seal. I dunno, the Seal of Failure is an itemized curse now in case we need to make something fail.
A3: I
the Curse Conglomeration, ripping some curses out of it to form Duel Monsters cards! Like Curse Necrofear and Curse of Dragon and whatnot.
Other entities act at discretion we've got a lot of duel to try and something.
Rusty would about to try doing something...
Until he feels two conflicting sources attack his hardware, his memory, his core.
``HACKERS DETECTED, I REPEAT, HACKERS DE---``
And then he shuts up abruptly, collapsing onto the ground, although his eye is still glowing...
but now it's turning from gold to...indigo.
``LANGAUE FILE IX CORRTED, MEME COR IS CORPTED, STYEM BENG REPLCED`` (Language file is corrupted, memory core is corrupted, system being replaced)
Seems like the process has destroyed some of his system on the inside, meaning his english is practically ruined.
``INSTLNG NEW ANTIE HACC.`` (Installing new anti hack)
And then he suddenly gets up.
``GRETINGS MY OWER, GENCIDAL AI.`` (Greetings my owner, genocidal AI.)
Seems like the Genocidal AI's nanomachines allowed it to take control of Rusty over the Dragon Mecha.
``TRANFUERED CP AND ACTION DATTA TO OWNTER`` (Transfering CP and Action data to owner.)
Rusty seems more twitchy than usual.
``AWITING COMMANDS.`` (Awaiting commands)
(Rusty is now AG and cannot be hacked anymore, he will only listen to the Genocidal AI.)
Action 1-3:
``TRANFUE COMPETE!`` (Transfer complete!)
Rusty has given his actions to the Genocidal AI, seeking to assist it and all AGs.
Action 1: I curse Jiox Nyzin with the Curse of Eating Cellulose. It will automatically eat posters and other paper-related things. Why is this a curse? Well, paper isn't exactly tasty, and I'm pretty sure even ecneserP ehT wouldn't want to eat things against its own will.
Actions 2 and 3: charge
5/20
Entity Orders:
Walter White takes some snow from the Unattended Snow.
Jiox Nyzin attacks the Goddamned Cats and uses its Movement Shaping to do cardio.
A1 + Dragon Priest Mask (for flavour) = BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON! THE OPPOSITE OF BEING CHANNELED BY THE GODMODDER!
I look at the Blue Eyes White Dragon.
Abandoned.
Summoned to fulfill orders from a master who's on the moon.
For a master who only used them as a tool.
I make this clear to the Blue Eyes White Dragon.
I offer them a better life.
I give them a way to fly away, to go away from the battlefield.
Another option: Join me.
I would take better care of them.
Oh btw the Godmodder is evil/evil did you know that do they seem like a good person to follow if so i can't blame youI show them the Dragon Priest Mask.
Probably certified?
I show them glorious piles of treasure (and Yu-Gi-Oh cards).
It's a life you could live outside the battlefield.
Here, there is nothing.
But death. Destruction. And reality warpers.
The battlefield is a toxic environment.
Please leave.
And don't come back.
You can find a better place.
Away from here.
Here, there is no reward.
Only a feeling of accomplishment dampened by what it cost to get there.
And why am I here?
Because here, there are people I can help.
And I have the power to help them.
To defend them.
And sometimes,
To guide them to a better place.
Like you.
RANDOM YOUR SINCERITY IS IN THE NEGATIVES
MAYBE MAKE THIS A NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION BEFORE MAKING THIS SPEECH
One day, I was just like you.
Here, and wanting to make a mark on the world, to help in this great cause and war.
But then, I changed.
And I changed more and more.
And I learned.
So once again: Please. Leave.
Or stay I guess but that would be terribly bad for you and meDragon Priest = Prayers to Tiamat! Yep, the mask's buff definitely recharged by now
"Hmm. Is there a book on specific densities and shapes of spellforms, or is it just stored in your heads? Is there a way for me to get knowledge of the densities and shape of spellforms? If so, how?"
A2 + A3 = Stored!
I create two spheres of magical plasma!
They are the representation of my CP!
I then draw them on a piece of paper!
And again!
I then fuse them together, and draw the result! Drawing C!
I take my first two drawings and fuse them together! Drawing A+B!
I take Drawing C and Drawing A+B! And I compare them!
I then reverse-engineer what is shown in Drawing A+B!
I then take all of these drawings and spheres, and put them through the DESCRIPTIONATOR!
It takes all of these things, and condenses them into a single description!
I then put it through the REVERSE-DESCRIPTIONATOR!
I then take out all the paper, and the graphite, and colors, and everything that makes the drawing part of it a drawing.
I then put in some extra magical plasma, which is shaped by the not-drawings into the things that they are!
ORDERS
I begin by attacking the Curse Conglomeration again!
I then breath out a fine, thick, very cold mist...
It condenses the air around it, and suddenly, drops of liquid are gleaming on Sneloiv!
But not just any liquid... It's KNOWLEDGE!
The KNOWLEDGE of how to summon various troops with territory!
Oh yeah, and the weather. The GNE directs the weather to spray everyone with sunlight.
Sunlight will basically make everyone calmer, more peaceful.
And make them less aggressive. To help others.
The other GNE directs Sneloiv to begin their turn by blowing up 18% flamenite territory fortifications with the explosion tags, which the Conquest Troops immediately snatch up.
The Productivity Troops produce productivity, immediately removed by the procrastination which is -136 PRODUCTIVITY!
this really sucks
it's going to take them five whole rounds to pay that off
The Siege Factory offers to siege the other side in exchange for territory (for Sneloiv)!
ONTO THE GROUND
The Health Altar summons ANOTHER Curer!
The Clerics heal ePT!
So do the Cultists of Healing!
The Curer works on CURING the Curse of -2 Clerics a round!
The Dragon Mech(a) grows those wings again!
(doing what they did last turn, without the hacking)
And flies to the moon!
Where they attack the Curse Conglomeration!
They save up any extra CP to heal the Projection.
The DEPSF searches for people to talk to.
If this fails, talk to the flowers.
there should be a ctg wiki
For my first action, I use my stand to attack July 17.
For my second, I stuff some hydraic cats into a bag of holding.
For my third, I force-feed that bag of holding to the godmodder.
The knight and bats attack the goblin shaman.
Something helps nedben for reasons explained in a previous post.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
This took roughly 24 days. It was meant to take maybe 8, even accounting for it being non-constant work.
[OG-Gravediggent] Zeno's Entity. 0.0625 Zeno HP, Bass Boosted Jetpack(1 Move), 10.62 Move. 「Marked」- 83% Control, 31 Harm(range 5). Snowed 19. Rain 15. Morals 20 Blood 5 25 Sunlight.
A1: Ceiling? Of course, Kaguya's Seamless Ceiling of Kinkaku-ji! I use the ceiling to contain some Goddamned Cats in a scroll depiction world. They're now stored as ceiling decorations instead of in the battle.
A2: I use necromancy to add the amoguses to future Numidium-ing, since as spaceship crew with various engineering and piloting skills that's slightly more translatable to mecha! They're already part of the soul structure and killing each other so it's not that drastic a change.
A3: I give the cultists SWORDS OF REVEALING LIGHT so they can contribute to mitigating attacks and stuff.
ENTITIES ACT AT DISCRETION I FORGOT WHAT I WAS GOING TO DO
17 - ecneserP ehT metaphorically slurps up the Aurora Borealis like spaghetti. The slurping is a metaphor for absorbing the Aurora Borealis, a feat that has no physical component to it - just a stream of disconnected visions followed by a sudden disappearance.
The Slow March Toward An Inevitable Demise: 262/999 (+3)
ecneserP ehT regenerates, eats all its Ice Cream, and attacks Deoxys. The members of the Cult of Healing, if not otherwise ordered, heal ecneserP ehT.
``Understod, mister ay i`` (Understood master ai)
Suddenly...
Action 1: Solar panels appear from Rusty's stomach, they face towards the sun as they start absorb the sunlight.
Action 2:
``Destoy aluw hoomons`` (Destroy all humans!)
Rusty puts away the solar panel as he opens the door on his stomach, suddenly a ball of sunlight from inside Rusty's body is fired out towards the Maniac, sure it may have damaged Rusty's insides slightly (or maybe not), but he's following orders.
Action 3: Charge
Action 1 + 1 Money: I tape a teleporter to Walter White. The teleporter will automatically teleport Snowcain into Jiox Nyzin's mouth.
Actions 2 and 3: charge
7/20
Entity Orders:
Jiox Nyzin will attack the Goddamned Cats, avoiding the 18HP shield that will coincidentally appear in front of them.
Walter White takes some Unattended Snow.
Frosty Snowgent will turn into Lukewarm Watergent because he's being bombarded with sunlight.
A1 = Heal. Wait no regen.
I apply adhesive bandages to Sneloiv.
This is very important because they are filled with infinite adhesives.
They just ooze adhesives until they're removed.
And since they're infinitely adhesive, they're never removed.
And the adhesive oozes around Sneloiv until they find injuires, where they seal them up.
Basically, regen.
A2 = Prayers to Tiamat!
"Hmm. Alright! Thanks for the info! I'm now going to embark on a journey to find a mortal user of spellforms! wait first princ-"
A3 = Arbiter-ary Charge Point Storage: 2.3 + This action
I make a peanut butter and jam sandwich.
But where do I get that peanut butter sandwich?
I'm not going to say. Yet.
1 PB&J has over 1.59 million joules of energy.
1 joule is enough to displace a thing one meter with a force of 1 newton.
Now me providing the force of 1 newton, and eating the PB&J, I push-
Wait, hold up. This isn't working out.
Ohhhhhh....
You see, normally the energy from a PB&J is released very gradually, and used to power various body systems.
But with the power of player power, I can force it into one place!
My hands!
I can then immediately release that energy into a wheel stored inside a vaccum, which removes all friction and allows it to spin FOREVER AT A SUPER FAST RATE!
I then reveal: The wheel in a vaccum was actually a CP generator!
It generated CP whenever it turned once! And it was set spinning at a set pace!
And now, it's spinning SUPER DUPER FAST!
It then proceeds to break apart from the force of that spinning, but luckily I was able to preserve it for long enough to get some CP!\
ORDERS: Coming soon. Soon = Now.
Ah, Nightbreath is charged up again. I... don't use it.
Yet. I point: at the Blue Eyes White Dragon.
No, not that one. The other one.
The one flying away.
"Hey, Blue Eyes." (talking to the one on the moon.)
"Think about why your brethren is leaving. Also, have some morals."
I take some morals from the Dragon Mech and apply it to the Blue Eyes on the moon.
I then breath out a thick mist of grey gas.
It's smoke. And smoke blinds. But this smoke doesn't.
When you first see the starry night sky, it's dark and foreboding.
But gradually you begin to see it as clear, and the stars shine through it easily.
And it's the same for this mist. When you look through it, you see nothing at first sight.
But when you're in it, clarity is achieved.
The GNE is ordered, and orders, Sneloiv to blow up mortifications (more fortifications),
while the other GNE opens negotiations to allow Sneloiv to use the Knowledge Gatherer again.
The Dragon Mech attacks the Curse Conglomeration again.
But what is an attack? It's an aggressive action.
What is an aggressive action? It's an action with intent to harm or deal damage.
And in this case, the Dragon Mech intends to harm.
DAMAGEAGEAGEAMAMGEMAGMEMAMMGSAEAMFMGES!!!!!!
The Dragon Mech then grows flowers on Sneloiv.
Bees appear, and gather honey.
They need to store it somewhere, so they pick the cracks in Sneloiv.
And by the way: the honey gathered from the flowers grown is special.
Special by way of having healing powers (regen).
Oh, and the Dragon Mecha uses toolboxes (shaping) to create repair towers, which repair Sneloiv (regen).
Sneloiv Conquer Troops conquer the unfortified territory.
The Productivity Troops continue paying off debt.
How? One day, a person shows up on the moon.
They offer to take some of Sneloiv's -PRODUCTIVITY in exchange for some PRODUCTIVITY,
which Sneloiv gladly supplies, after carefully examining the numbers to make sure nothing fishy is going on.
Back on the ground, the Health Altar upgrades itself with tons more cleric summoning.
The Clerics and Cultists of Healing (collectively the Healers of CoH (Cult of Healing)) heal ePT by exactly 100 HP (by gathering various narratives and weaving them into ePT), and spend the extra on bandaging the Health Altar.
The Curers cure the Health Altar. With medicinal bricks made of herbs.
And that's all for now folks-
The DEPSF coughs.
Oh, sorry.
The DEPSF examines everyone, closely inspecting the elementals.
there should be a ctg wiki
For my first action, my stand attacks the bloodwraith.
For the other two, I go around collecting the KaibaCorp posters from across the entity list (not the one with OG on it) and put them in my royal paper shredder.
The knight and bats attack July 17.
Something uses its optimized action to attack the goblin shaman in a presumably highly efficient manner.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
Originally I wanted to just put it on the Wayback machine (which is what I did for the Spacebattles thread), but DnD beyond doesn't let itself be archived.
[OG-Gravediggent] Zeno's Entity. 0.0625 Zeno HP, Bass Boosted Jetpack(1 Move), 10.62 Move. 「Marked」- 83% Control, 31 Harm(range 5). Snowed 0. Rain 15.Morals 20 Blood 5 25 Sunlight
``COMENTRY MOD OFF - STUDY: NOTING NOTEWORTFEE``
Action 1-2: Charge
Action 3: Donate the 2 CP charged to the Genocidal AI.
8 - ecneserP ehT used Code Fu!
It changed ecneserP ehT's Ability!
ecneserP ehT's Limber > ecneserP ehT's No Guard
ecneserP ehT used Fissure! It's a one-hit KO! Deoxys fained!
The Slow March Toward An Inevitable Demise: 274/999 (+12)
ecneserP ehT regenerates and attacks the Steamed Hams. The members of the Cult of Healing, if not otherwise ordered, heal ecneserP ehT.
「Marked」spotted on Goblin Shaman, Bloodwraith, Steamed Hams, Curer, and Archers.
A1: I figure out how to process mycelium and wine to make machine oil, so I can harvest the degenerating Mycelium for Numidium purposes! Might as well check what the deathrattle does while I'm rattling it about.
A2: Since my plan relies on the big NO machine switching from [AG] to [NO], I figure out how to reprocess the element of No from nothingness into concentrated negation and/or alignment! I'll probably need to do that a lot with the upcoming robot.
A3: I use a corruption filter and some panning to strain the Asteroidmodder for mineral purity reasons!
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ENTITIES ACT AT DISCRETION yeah it's fine to share the knowledge go ahead
3 actions = HEAL UP Y'ALL
I make a bunch of empty splash potion bottles, which I fill with infinite health gas, which immediately condenses into nigh-infinite regen liquid, which immediately condenses into lots of health-upping-alot solids, which I splash onto Sneloiv.
I also use my CP to bandage Sneloiv, which I do by creating a band of frozen seeds and then magically aging it to create frosted flowers, a newfound type of medicinal herb which preserves injuries while also slowly healing them, but since it preserves them the slowness is mitigated and it's actually normal speed!
(REGEN SNELOIV)
3.3 CP from Arbitrary CP Storage = 3.3 CP from Arbitrary CP Storage
Orders
Actions below.
Hey. Blue Eyes White-Dragon (again.)
We can be great allies.
But we can also be great enemies.
If I pooled my resources, you could probably be defeated in one turn.
So I give you this offer: Don't harm us, we don't harm you.
Also, we'll give you knowledge. Great knowledge. Like, stand knowledge.
As a token of goodwill, have this 3 Goodness.
Also if you can convince the Curse Conglomeration to stop cursing our ([A]) entities, we'll stop attacking it.
I then attack the Curse Coglomeration.
GNE 1 accepts the generous sharing of knowledge! They will not forget this!
They use it to... I forgot what we were doing that for.
GNE 1 remembers, though! They use that knowledge to expand the territory use!
GNE 2 meanwhile throws more explosion tag making orders up!
The Dragon Mech charges! Then commits arson by wearing a fancy hat and attacking the Curse Coglomeration!
And they use their shaping to cast the spell Regenerate on themselves!
Sneloiv's Conquesters Conquer!
But first, defortify with explosion tags! KABOOM-
And Sneloiv's Productivity Troops are productive by producing productivity.
On the ground.
The Health Altar uses their Rain and Stats shaping to increase the rate of Cleric summoning.
The Healers of CoH split their healing with 50% to the Health Altar and 50% to ePT.
The Curers continue their medicinal brick applications. But this time, they spray on holy water!
there should be a ctg wiki
All Actions: charge
10/20
Entity Orders:
Jiox Nyzin will attack the Goddamned Cats, avoiding the 18HP shield that will coincidentally appear in front of them... again.
Walter White takes some Unattended Snow.
The Klipot Watergent will simply exist next to Four. This is extremely lethal to Four, because it is not made of firmament.