I will be adding any comment ideas btw the effects start at the person that gets impaled by this card effects don't happen until someone gets stabbed
A deck of cards with various effects per card:
Spades: ace, d20*d20*d20 explosion damage. 2, 5 goblins appear. 3, the board game exploding kittens appears next to a exploding kitten who insta-kills anyone next to it. 4, a lv 21 wizard appears. 5, every creature is frozen in time for 5 years. 6, the nearest enemy is now convinced that pineapple belongs on pizza. 7, somewhere on the Material plane the most kind, humble, and nice king just exploded. 8, everyone in a 10 mile radius takes 1d10 fire damage. 9, every person named Tim dies instantly. 10, every druid in a 120 mile radius is put to lv 1d20. Jack, the person this card hits is hit with 5 levels of Exhaustion. Queen, a giant(preexisting) volcano erupts. King, the person that gets hit gets there int, wis, and cha set to 1.
Hearts:
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Posted Jul 4, 2025ace of hearts: set the nearest guy named dave on fire
2 of hearts: makes them have 2 hearts it doesn't do anything having a second heart does not do anything good or bad for the creature
3 of hearts: give every person who is named bob brian damage not brain, brian they lose all of their intelligence
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Posted Jul 17, 20254 of hearts: eyes cover a random creature within 20 ft.
5 of hearts: the caster turns into a halfling with full-body tattoos.
6 of Hearts: up to ten people within 60 ft. must speak in shouts for the next three hours.
7 of Hearts: nine dolphins appear, swimming in the water, or ground, or maybe air.
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Posted Jul 21, 2025if anyone pulls a joker the universe explodes or take 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000d100