After a series of disasters struck parts of the southern kingdom of Murika, the king of that land offered "thoughts and prayers" for those who suffered as opposed to addressing their needs and sending aid. Enraged, a paladin forged a pair of brass knuckles and emblazoned one with the name "Thoughts" and the other "Prayers". His famous last words, uttered as he stormed the castle, were "I've got your thoughts and prayers right here!"

The user attacks with unarmed strike(s). When wielded together Thoughts deals 1d10 psychic damage + the user's charisma modifier and Prayers deals 1d10 radiant damage + the user's charisma modifier. If both hit, the target takes 1d10 force damage and, if the target is no more than one size larger than the wielder, the target must make a DC 15 strength saving throw or be knocked prone.