This ancient book is filled with nigh every argument and musing made by every truly exemplary mind about the nature of life, the universe, and everything. It has passed across the world and back again, constantly added to with every new enlightenment. The book can be read for a period of 48hrs over 6 days. When the reader finishes the book, it permanently raises the readers WIS modifier by 2 to a max of 22.

During the reading process the reader is fascinated by the contents as they experience a new branch of enlightenment with every page, and cannot resist reciting snippets of the information with anyone immediately around them all the time. Anyone who is not the reader does not gain the benefit of reading this book.
Upon completion of the book the reader is fundamentally bored of philosophy, just absolutely could not give a fig about it, and cannot for the life of them bare to hear any conversation upon the topic. They will toss the book to the ground and mumble something about a bunch of blokes who all think they're so clever but never did anything with their lives except talk about what they thought. The book loses its magic and regains 100 years later.

Notes: Bonus: Ability Score Maximum