Where did this sack come from and how is their milk in it. Oh wait, it's the SACK OF MILK.

This item is essentially a bag of beans but a sack of milk. How you use it: You get 4 pours until you need to refill it with milk from a cow. You pour the milk on any surface and depending on what you roll from a d-20 is what the milk will either spawn or do. 

d20-1. Your milk amount gets reduced by 1

d20-2. You get a poisonous pet frog named Steve 

d20-3. William Shakespeare comes through a portal and slaps you, -1 HP

d20-4. An anvil immediately falls on the person or thing your looking at. If it hits a person -3d-12

d20-5. Everything you touch turns to ice until next round except yourself.

d20-6. You learn to do a backward air flip summer-salt. add +1 to your dexterity score.

d20-7. Your feet become cold, so cold you cant walk only crawl for the next 2 rounds.

d20-8. Choose any weapon you'd like. It does fire damage now, for 2 week

d20-9. That weapon you put fire damage on no longer does fire damage.

d20-10. You win a game of Chutes-and-Ladders in a casino. Add 300 gold to your currency.

d20-11. All your hair fell off and everyone thinks you're pretending to be Paul Schaffer. So every time someone sees you, you get slapped. Every time you get slapped - 1d-4.

d20-12. You gain an endless supply of toilet paper. Trust me its better than you think because its Corona-Time. 

d20-13. You made Christmas disappear off the calendar. Everyone hates you.

d20-14. You got Christmas back you become a hero throughout towns. everyone loves you.

d20-15. You become magnetic to trees for 2 rounds.

d20-16. You have the voice of a god, if you perform, you will gain 100 gold. If not you gain 10 from the rich.

d20-17. Your feet have banana peels on them causing your feet to be slippery but only in your next fight.

d20-18. Your farts now smell like a freshly baked cake.

d20-19. You get wrapped in bacon and attacked by wolves, -3d-12

d20-20. You gain 2 extra arms for the rest of the campaign. But these arms did not inherit your strength you must work them out for 3 weeks to have them have full strength.