(1/day) This tome appear to contain the spells: message, mage armor, hold person, speak with the dead, ice storm, teleport, wish. when one of these is cast, the DM reveals the Spells True Nature:

"The title and content of this battered spellbook are incredibly difficult to read. The advance magics within have many grammatical errors and you can't tell if the author is a wizarding genius or a bumbling apprentice..." -mrjamesgifford (instagram)

Notes: -Message = Massage: 120ft, the target receives a pleasant backrub -Mage Armour = Mage Armoir: Summons a fancy wardrobe -Hold Person = Fold Person: Target must succeed a Wisdom save or bender backwards and be restrained for 1 round -Speak With Dead = Speak with Dad: For 1 minute you can communicate aloud with your father. this fails if they are dead or on another plane. -Ice Storm = Ick Storm: Gross Sludge rains down for 1 minute creating difficult in a 20ft radius. -Teleport = Telepoot: creates a small fart noise within 60ft Wish = Wash: A wet sponge cleaned you vigorously for 1 minute.