Armor (hide), unknown rarity

Taken from a yeti carcass found in a 75ft deep chasm. The yeti suffered from a deadly javelin wound to the neck, a deep slash on his back (probably inflicted by either a large axe or sword), and an arrow to the heart, which is most likely to have finished the beast off. Beside the yeti carcass lay a dead 2ft tall adventurer gnome who seemingly died after he tied himself to a tree (3ft from the chasm), using a 175ft long grappling hook, and jumping straight off the f***ing edge of the chasm. Seeing as the chasm was 75ft deep and the grappling hook 175ft long, the unsuspecting gnome plummeted straight to his death. This is the result of a [very] poor plan to loot the yeti. The gnome had a bow and quiver slung across his back, and seeing as his arrows matched exactly what we found on the yeti, we believe that it was the gnome that slayed the yeti. However, the gnome was not carrying any heavy weapons or javelins, nor was he tall enough to use them. It is likely that he had skilled help from an experienced adventurer. This premium grey and white yeti cloak offers 100% cold resistance, a stealth bonus of +3, and it’s furry!                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            *disclaimer* stealth bonus only applied when worn in any sort of grey, white, snowy or icy terrain. 
—Autopsy and cloak summarisation by Vitellius Smellius of the Imperial Legion.                                                                                                                                                            —True dnd story of the death of Eldon Nyx the gnome.

This crude armor consists of thick furs and pelts.

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