1- Use it to pin up your hair (+1 to dex all dayyyy)

2- No effect... But you could stab someone with it for 1d4 bludgeoning damage. Here, we'll even make it a bonus attack. Attaboy. If you ain't first, you're last.

3- Hockey Bat- Hand or toss it to enemy within 15ft. If they pass a Dex check, their next attack is made at disadvantage. (No effect for a fail). 

4- Daggernaught- Toss up to 60ft and roll to hit. 1d4 piercing damage on success.

5- Peacemaker- Stab the earth and 2 vines will grow, disabling 2 targets of your choice for the duration. If either makes a successful Strength save, one of 2 must be let go, but wielder chooses which.

6- Spell Clamp- Stops any damage/healing dealt by a spell until removed or spell ends. (Person being damaged/healed must be within 5ft). Cannot be used on wielder.

7- Peace Roach- The ZH produces smoke, which you then blow in the faces of all enemies in range (15ft).  They are unable to attack on their next turn, 2 turns if they fail a Con save. Any remaining DEX attacks or saves are at disadvantage for up to 1 hour.

8-Glitter- Radiation is emitted as soon as ZH hits the ground (toss AWAY for best results. Radiation has 60ft range). 2d10 radiant damage, half as much if they make a Con save.