Wondrous Item, rare
"Aarick the Crusty" was given this dirty old troll d*ck as a gift for saving the Troll people from the dreaded dandelion fields, by the Troll King himself removing his own dirty old troll d*ck in reverence to the act. Once blown in a time of need 1d12 Trolls will show up to assist you in 1d4 rounds. The whistle shrivels and returns to the Troll King once blown.
Notes: Damage, Debuff, Combat
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