Ye are in yon dungeon ye see 3 obvious exits: North, East, and Dennis.

I go Dennis.

Ye see a flask.

I get ye flask.

Ye cannot get ye flask.

Why can't I get ye flask?

I'm certainly not going to tell ye.

-DEFINITELY a real D&D campaign.

A WAY WAY WAY WAY TOO OVERPOWERED POTION. DO NOT DRINK.

Notes: Damage: Unarmed Attacks, Invisible, Frightened, Dennis must approve of this.