A thick wood-bound ledger full of cramped script. A wooden mouth is carved on the cover of the book, and speaks (without moving) to anyone who wishes to read the tome. This tome has the knowledge of most of the multiverse. The DM rolls 1d4, and the tome will truthfully answer that many questions.

"I am the tome of Absolute Knowledge. I have the power to answer (1d4) more questions before the magic ebbs from my pages. Ask."