A puppet handcrafted with love from bones, bloody rags. His head is made of a rodent skull wrapped in cloth, and he has a disturbing, hand-painted smile in real lipstick. His limbs are jangly bones and twigs tied with strips of hide. He smells like musty underwear and bad decisions. His tiny shirt says: “HUG ME (I BITE)”. Any attempt to hug the puppet results in the player taking (1d4) piercing damage. (DC 13) Dexterity saving throw.  Any attempt to stick your hand or any other parts in the puppet results in the doll latching on to the player (DC 14) Dexterity saving throw and moaning like a **** star. While it screams, "Give it to me, Daddy!" The Puppeteer gains After Glow, giving them a disadvantage on their next action, and +1 to exhaustion. They must succeed at a (DC 13) Dexterity saving throw at the end of their turn to remove their body part from the doll.

Sometimes when you blink, he’s closer. Sometimes he’s not wearing any pants. In the words of the famous Puppet Master Du Hang: "You stick your hand up in there, I'm not."

Bone Rattle Assault:

Throw Mr. Chuckles at a creature within 30 feet. He latches on like a bony tick, slapping them with his tiny arms, dealing 1d4 bludgeoning damage per round while attached. DC 13 Dexterity saving throw to remove the doll.  While latched on, he whispers insults like:

“Hey! Your aim’s almost as bad as your life choices!”

“You smell like a troll’s armpit dipped in regret.”

“That spell was adorable. Want me to pretend it worked?”

“You fight like a bard with performance anxiety!”

“Your sword is compensating for something, huh?”

 While the doll is attached, the target must succeed a (DC 13) Wisdom saving throw or have disadvantage on their next attack due to emotional damage.