I'm making a tortle character who goes exclusively by their nickname because they hate their actual name. I already have a nice, reasonable nickname picked out but want the real name to be so awful that listeners cringe in horrified sympathy and think "Of course, they don't use that name!"
I figured that names containing "shell" would be the best awful option but so far, all I have is Rashel or Shelby.
Look at what you've done. You spoiled it. You have nobody to blame but yourself. Go sit and think about your actions.
Don't be mean. Rudeness is a vicious cycle, and it has to stop somewhere. Exceptions for things that are funny. Go to the current Competition of the Finest 'Brews! It's a cool place where cool people make cool things.
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Look at what you've done. You spoiled it. You have nobody to blame but yourself. Go sit and think about your actions.
Don't be mean. Rudeness is a vicious cycle, and it has to stop somewhere. Exceptions for things that are funny. Go to the current Competition of the Finest 'Brews! It's a cool place where cool people make cool things.
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Tedstudine. (the scientific name for turtles is testudines)
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Look at what you've done. You spoiled it. You have nobody to blame but yourself. Go sit and think about your actions.
Don't be mean. Rudeness is a vicious cycle, and it has to stop somewhere. Exceptions for things that are funny. Go to the current Competition of the Finest 'Brews! It's a cool place where cool people make cool things.
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I'm making a tortle character who goes exclusively by their nickname because they hate their actual name. I already have a nice, reasonable nickname picked out but want the real name to be so awful that listeners cringe in horrified sympathy and think "Of course, they don't use that name!"
Mordenkainen
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Carric Aquissar, elven wannabe artist in his deconstructionist period (Archfey warlock) Lan Kidogo, mapach archaeologist and treasure hunter (Knowledge cleric) Mardan Ferres, elven private investigator obsessed with that one unsolved murder (Assassin rogue) Xhekhetiel, halfling survivor of a Betrayer Gods cult (Runechild sorcerer/fighter)
I'm making a tortle character who goes exclusively by their nickname because they hate their actual name. I already have a nice, reasonable nickname picked out but want the real name to be so awful that listeners cringe in horrified sympathy and think "Of course, they don't use that name!"
I figured that names containing "shell" would be the best awful option but so far, all I have is Rashel or Shelby.
Tell me your worst!
Johnathan.
Look at what you've done. You spoiled it. You have nobody to blame but yourself. Go sit and think about your actions.
Don't be mean. Rudeness is a vicious cycle, and it has to stop somewhere. Exceptions for things that are funny.
Go to the current Competition of the Finest 'Brews! It's a cool place where cool people make cool things.
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Shell Gibson
Shell Torme
Fictional turtles: Bowser, A'Tuin, Franklin, Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello, Michelangelo, Gamera, Oogway, Yertle
Real people references: Ernie Brown Jr., Mitch McConnell, Mary Shelly, Percy Bysshe Shelly
Other names: Clarapin. Sheldon. Testudo, Cooter.
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Jeremiah.
Look at what you've done. You spoiled it. You have nobody to blame but yourself. Go sit and think about your actions.
Don't be mean. Rudeness is a vicious cycle, and it has to stop somewhere. Exceptions for things that are funny.
Go to the current Competition of the Finest 'Brews! It's a cool place where cool people make cool things.
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Tortimer P Shellington III Esquire
Seychelles Seashells
Young Sheldon
Tedstudine. (the scientific name for turtles is testudines)
Look at what you've done. You spoiled it. You have nobody to blame but yourself. Go sit and think about your actions.
Don't be mean. Rudeness is a vicious cycle, and it has to stop somewhere. Exceptions for things that are funny.
Go to the current Competition of the Finest 'Brews! It's a cool place where cool people make cool things.
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Soup.
Any of: Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello, Michelangelo
Beach
Shellless
Lemmy, Larry, Wendy, Morton, Iggy, Roy, Ludwig, Junior
Shelldon
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Turt.
No, Jeremiah was a bullfrog
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Carric Aquissar, elven wannabe artist in his deconstructionist period (Archfey warlock)
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Xhekhetiel, halfling survivor of a Betrayer Gods cult (Runechild sorcerer/fighter)
Mordenkainen
Active characters:
Carric Aquissar, elven wannabe artist in his deconstructionist period (Archfey warlock)
Lan Kidogo, mapach archaeologist and treasure hunter (Knowledge cleric)
Mardan Ferres, elven private investigator obsessed with that one unsolved murder (Assassin rogue)
Xhekhetiel, halfling survivor of a Betrayer Gods cult (Runechild sorcerer/fighter)
*sniff* was a good friend o' mine
John Tortorella
Tortellini
Tort Lawless