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Dr. Dan Dringle sidles up to the painting and looks it over. "This is a nice prainting you've got here. You're clearly a hunk, well a hunk-ess, who knows everything about everything, and you got some of the biggest, nicest, juiciest eggs I've ever seen. What do you say, Mroose, will you give us a hroof?"
Dan winks at the moose, and, despite not making much since, tries his best to convince her to help.
Graham looks to the moose "So you are okay with perpetual winter? Never seeing another flower again? Never feeling the warmth of a summer breeze? This winter has lasted longer than normal, but are you really that okay with this being forever?"
((Bleh I got the pink line of death. Original was a 15, reroll was a 19, but I'll reroll here and take the results with disadvantage))
9
I'll let you keep the fifteen, I trust ya. The moose isn't entirely convinced by your arguments but being called a hunk was a weirdly nice compliment for her
"Yeah, well flowers... they're overrated you know! I really like those frosty winter mornings, cobwebs covered in ice and sitting inside during a cold winter storm...." Her conviction is waning, but it's not yet enough. One more success....
The moose shrugs, pulling aside a blanket to reveal a lifetime supply of pizza. "Humans kill moose all the time in their big metal beasts, why should I care if some of them die?"
"It ain't just the people. Most everything will die. And they won't go easy. They will hunt everything that moves. They will eat each other and every moose that walks. And in the end some with survive. More than the moose."
"Wait..... so the only way to get back at humans..... is to create an environment where everything else can live? Is that why humans are doing global warming, to kill us all? Am I..... making their job easier for them?"
"Sounds like we gotta go find that groundrog's body, fellas," Dan says. "Let's blow this joint!"
The doctor turns to leave, making it almost round the bend before he realizes he's not being followed by his comrades. He turns back to the group, pushing his sinking glasses back up the bridge of his nose. "Or we can grather some intel, you know, get some deets."
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Walks in [insert absurd situation].
Honorary Leader in the Pixie Peewee Powderpuff Pals!
She looks at you all and sighs, scattering her pizza across the floor. Cross-referencing this with a book of prophecy, she turns back to you after a few minutes. "His body is in the Mount Pleasant landfill. If you could go pick it up, I'll work out the details of the ritual to bring him back in the meantime."
Dr. Dan Dringle sidles up to the painting and looks it over. "This is a nice prainting you've got here. You're clearly a hunk, well a hunk-ess, who knows everything about everything, and you got some of the biggest, nicest, juiciest eggs I've ever seen. What do you say, Mroose, will you give us a hroof?"
Dan winks at the moose, and, despite not making much since, tries his best to convince her to help.
Persuasion! 15
9
Walks in [insert absurd situation].
Honorary Leader in the Pixie Peewee Powderpuff Pals!
Imma say that's disadvantage simply because it doesn't make any sense
Chilling kinda vibe.
Graham looks to the moose "So you are okay with perpetual winter? Never seeing another flower again? Never feeling the warmth of a summer breeze? This winter has lasted longer than normal, but are you really that okay with this being forever?"
*damn that's really good, roll with advantage*
Chilling kinda vibe.
((Bleh I got the pink line of death. Original was a 15, reroll was a 19, but I'll reroll here and take the results with disadvantage))
9
Walks in [insert absurd situation].
Honorary Leader in the Pixie Peewee Powderpuff Pals!
I'll let you keep the fifteen, I trust ya. The moose isn't entirely convinced by your arguments but being called a hunk was a weirdly nice compliment for her
Chilling kinda vibe.
Yeah with an 8 INT and 8 WIS, I can't justify a cogent, reasonable argument.
Walks in [insert absurd situation].
Honorary Leader in the Pixie Peewee Powderpuff Pals!
Reasonable argument is for losers anyway 🤷
Chilling kinda vibe.
Persuasion with Adv: 10
"Yeah, well flowers... they're overrated you know! I really like those frosty winter mornings, cobwebs covered in ice and sitting inside during a cold winter storm...." Her conviction is waning, but it's not yet enough. One more success....
Chilling kinda vibe.
The moose shrugs, pulling aside a blanket to reveal a lifetime supply of pizza. "Humans kill moose all the time in their big metal beasts, why should I care if some of them die?"
"It ain't just the people. Most everything will die. And they won't go easy. They will hunt everything that moves. They will eat each other and every moose that walks. And in the end some with survive. More than the moose."
1st roll 17
2nd roll 16
"Wait..... so the only way to get back at humans..... is to create an environment where everything else can live? Is that why humans are doing global warming, to kill us all? Am I..... making their job easier for them?"
She scratches her chin with a hoof. "Shoot."
Chilling kinda vibe.
Graham looks to the others then back to the moose, "So, will you help us?"
".... Fine. Did you bring Pete's body with you?"
Chilling kinda vibe.
Sam scratches his head. "Well not exactly."
ooc: does Sam know where the body would be?
"Right....."
Sam would not know, nor does anybody else
Chilling kinda vibe.
"Do you know where we can find the body?"
"Sounds like we gotta go find that groundrog's body, fellas," Dan says. "Let's blow this joint!"
The doctor turns to leave, making it almost round the bend before he realizes he's not being followed by his comrades. He turns back to the group, pushing his sinking glasses back up the bridge of his nose. "Or we can grather some intel, you know, get some deets."
Walks in [insert absurd situation].
Honorary Leader in the Pixie Peewee Powderpuff Pals!
She looks at you all and sighs, scattering her pizza across the floor. Cross-referencing this with a book of prophecy, she turns back to you after a few minutes. "His body is in the Mount Pleasant landfill. If you could go pick it up, I'll work out the details of the ritual to bring him back in the meantime."
Chilling kinda vibe.
"One other thing...there are some birds about. Do you know anything about them? They were rather unfriendly"