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I was using flaming sphere wrong. Oops. Won't happen again (I don't think).
As a bonus action Barnaby swings the flaming sphere around to a more appropriate position smashing the flames into the northern witch from the northern side. DC 14 dex save to halve 7 fire damage. He then twirls a finger at the Misalyk witch (whom I believe is significantly more damaged) and launches a magic missile. Three white bolts of force go spiraling directly at her causing 12 force damage. Back foul witch! I'm not a witch! I'm your wife!
If the Misalyk witch is still up Chubs will give her the Chubs special. Otherwise he will step up to the other witch and treat her with it. This is no way for a lady to behave...or a gentleman for that matter! Short sword
Short sword: 25 for 9 damage and unarmed attack: 25 for 5 damage.
Again what? Screwing up flaming sphere? What can I say, I'm bad at this game. I could have basically done the same thing if I had gotten the rules right, maybe would have had to be to the other witch though.
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Misalyk moves near to Kif and casts cure wounds 9. (Please move me. roll20 isn't helping on my phone right now but I dont want to make everyone wait 5 days because I forget after getting back from work tonight.)
Misalyk moves near to Kif and casts cure wounds 9. (Please move me. roll20 isn't helping on my phone right now but I dont want to make everyone wait 5 days because I forget after getting back from work tonight.)
Misalyk, please don't be too hard on yourself for occasionally being slow on posting. No matter what you do, we will blame all issues on the DM. It's just better that way. :)
Misalyk, please don't be too hard on yourself for occasionally being slow on posting. No matter what you do, we will blame all issues on the DM. It's just better that way. :)
Kif flicks his elbow as if he's about to swing underhand, but muscles the axe overhand and catches the witch with his little deception. They never seem to catch on! He deals a crushing blow, and between that, and the magic missiles, and the ball of flame, and a slap from Chubs, the northern witch finally drops.
With a shriek, the last remaining hag - the one addressed as "mother" by the one who just died - claws at Kif. In her blind rage, she is just a hair too clumsy, and Kif ducks out of the way.
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Friends, you must be careful of my big ball of fire there. If you spend too long next to my big ball of fire (read as end your turn within five feet) you will get burned.
As Barnaby sees Misalyk getting to close to the flame, barnaby uses a bonus action to swing it around and ram it into Remaining Witch. DC 14 dex save to halve 10 fire damage. He then throws in a fire bolt for good measure: 11 for 2 fire damage.
Chubs will attempt to step on her toe and when she looks down he will bring the pointy end of his short sword up under her chin. Unarmed attack 17 for 6 bludgeoning damage and short sword 25 for 5 slashing damage.
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Trying again...
As Barnaby sees Misalyk getting to close to the flame, barnaby uses a bonus action to swing it around and ram it into Remaining Witch. DC 14 dex save to halve 8 fire damage. He then throws in a fire bolt for good measure: 20 for 2 fire damage.
Chubs will attempt to step on her toe and when she looks down he will bring the pointy end of his short sword up under her chin. Unarmed attack 19 for 6 bludgeoning damage and short sword 7 for 8 slashing damage.
Misalyk attacks the witch as well while throwing a healing curse towards kif. "Ack! Fire is hot! Witches are bad. I'm sexy. Kif is hurt. This seem to all be facts of nature, that cannot be helped and must be lived with". 22 Action: Attack. 11 Damage. 6 healing word bonus action healing to kif. (should I roll damage due to the fire that I stood next too?)
Wow! The witch gets hit by just about everything. She gets blasted by fist and by blade and by magic! She still looks pretty mad, and not nearly-dead, when you all are done. But she's had enough.
The last remaining witch snarls, baring her teeth at all of you, and vanishes.
Everybody is up. You can roll perception checks if you want. If you do roll Perception, write down your result and keep it in a safe place.
Dude's I'm cut up pretty bad, seems like I'm seeing all kinds of shit while whipping these *****es asses
<Kif flashes back on a vision he had once before during a time of great crisis>
I was using flaming sphere wrong. Oops. Won't happen again (I don't think).
As a bonus action Barnaby swings the flaming sphere around to a more appropriate position smashing the flames into the northern witch from the northern side. DC 14 dex save to halve 7 fire damage. He then twirls a finger at the Misalyk witch (whom I believe is significantly more damaged) and launches a magic missile. Three white bolts of force go spiraling directly at her causing 12 force damage. Back foul witch! I'm not a witch! I'm your wife!
If the Misalyk witch is still up Chubs will give her the Chubs special. Otherwise he will step up to the other witch and treat her with it. This is no way for a lady to behave...or a gentleman for that matter! Short sword
Short sword: 25 for 9 damage and unarmed attack: 25 for 5 damage.
Again??? I call haxxorz!
Again what? Screwing up flaming sphere? What can I say, I'm bad at this game. I could have basically done the same thing if I had gotten the rules right, maybe would have had to be to the other witch though.
Misalyk moves near to Kif and casts cure wounds 9. (Please move me. roll20 isn't helping on my phone right now but I dont want to make everyone wait 5 days because I forget after getting back from work tonight.)
Misalyk, please don't be too hard on yourself for occasionally being slow on posting. No matter what you do, we will blame all issues on the DM. It's just better that way. :)
This is the Way
(Lol. I appreciate that.)
Kif flicks his elbow as if he's about to swing underhand, but muscles the axe overhand and catches the witch with his little deception. They never seem to catch on! He deals a crushing blow, and between that, and the magic missiles, and the ball of flame, and a slap from Chubs, the northern witch finally drops.
With a shriek, the last remaining hag - the one addressed as "mother" by the one who just died - claws at Kif. In her blind rage, she is just a hair too clumsy, and Kif ducks out of the way.
Everybody go!
One last fancy trick left,
Feint attack on the witch 25 if that hits 10 plus 7 damage
Friends, you must be careful of my big ball of fire there. If you spend too long next to my big ball of fire (read as end your turn within five feet) you will get burned.
As Barnaby sees Misalyk getting to close to the flame, barnaby uses a bonus action to swing it around and ram it into Remaining Witch. DC 14 dex save to halve 10 fire damage. He then throws in a fire bolt for good measure: 11 for 2 fire damage.
Chubs will attempt to step on her toe and when she looks down he will bring the pointy end of his short sword up under her chin. Unarmed attack 17 for 6 bludgeoning damage and short sword 25 for 5 slashing damage.
Trying again...
As Barnaby sees Misalyk getting to close to the flame, barnaby uses a bonus action to swing it around and ram it into Remaining Witch. DC 14 dex save to halve 8 fire damage. He then throws in a fire bolt for good measure: 20 for 2 fire damage.
Chubs will attempt to step on her toe and when she looks down he will bring the pointy end of his short sword up under her chin. Unarmed attack 19 for 6 bludgeoning damage and short sword 7 for 8 slashing damage.
Misalyk attacks the witch as well while throwing a healing curse towards kif. "Ack! Fire is hot! Witches are bad. I'm sexy. Kif is hurt. This seem to all be facts of nature, that cannot be helped and must be lived with". 22 Action: Attack. 11 Damage. 6 healing word bonus action healing to kif. (should I roll damage due to the fire that I stood next too?)
Thanks for the heals!
Wow! The witch gets hit by just about everything. She gets blasted by fist and by blade and by magic! She still looks pretty mad, and not nearly-dead, when you all are done. But she's had enough.
The last remaining witch snarls, baring her teeth at all of you, and vanishes.
Everybody is up. You can roll perception checks if you want. If you do roll Perception, write down your result and keep it in a safe place.
3 Perception.
Misalyk wanders around swinging his sword at air. "I'm not terribly thrilled with the knowledge that she got away...."
Very good. Write down the number 3, and keep it in a safe place. ;)
perception 19
Barnaby Perception: 20
Chubs Perception: 6