"We could let our fork tongued friend try and bluff them again but the more that run the fewer face justice."

"I think we should kick in the door and I will cast uce knife before they know whats going on.

"let's join them for a drink and a game of dice, then when we have their trust... Kill them."

I size them up.  They are quite ugly, my charm probably wont work, but I can try, and light them up so you guys can wipe them out.

"...We could always just rush them and take advantage of the surprise."

I casr ice knife at front left one 

Attack  18   dmg   5

All of them dex save vs 13 or take 6  cold dmg

Initiative 16

Initiative: 13 I cast Faerie fire on the lot of them, making them glow with pink delight.  I move just inside into the corner on the left.

Open the door attack firebolt front left

Hit 25 

Damage 8 

 Crit damage 2 

Initiative 5 

 I move into the room N, E, NE, NE

Fjolnir skids into the room and 5' to the right, and looses an arrow at the closest Redbrand shitsack: 

Attack: 9

Damage: 5

Initiative: 9

Absinthe charges up to the closest redbrand scumbag and comes across his face with his not so handy Yklwa.  

Yklwa Attack: 21 Damage: 8

Followed by an upper cut with the other fist. 

Upper cut Attack: 16 Damage: 6

Initiative: 11

So the scene goes something like this:

*DOOR SLAM*

"Hey, you're not Redbrands!" *FWOOSH* *TWIP* *TWAYAYAYAYANG* *POW* *CRACK* *TCHSHHH* *TWINKLETWINKLE*

Dex saves: 7 22 7 10 

The front left one is hit by an ice knife which shatters, and sprays all of them with tiny glass-like shards. Only the front right one ducks under the table in time.

They all start to glow in a fabulous pink light, like a beacon saying, "Hit me!"

A firebolt chars and finishes off the front left one.

An arrow flies from the doorway and sticks through the chest of the front right one, staggering him, and Fjolnir exits the fatal funnel.

A giant man charges and stomps past the table and hits the front right one with his blade, which proves trusty. He crumples to the ground. Without stopping he barrels through the falling corpse and uppercuts the one behind him.

The last one shits his pants. (Initiative) 8

Top Left one: Taken 6 damage

Top Right one: Taken 12 damage

 Az Emberi can go again

I step into yhe room and ba stones

Fling one at back left atk  20 dmg 8

Adv 9

I attack the top right one with my rapier of advantage against all pink things.  Attack: 18 Damage: 5

He takes a rock to the head but he's still up...barely

Dirk pierces the top right one's heart, physically and emotionally. He dies, sad and lonely.

Absinthe moves up to the last one, drops to one knee and proceeds to use the redbrands bean bag as a speed bag.

Left nut Attack: 18 Damage: 3

Right nut Attack: 20 Damage: 4

I look at the last one alive and cover my mouth, giving off the universal sign of "oops".

He dies from nut damage.

Combat is over.

The table has all the money they were betting, no need to search, it's right there. 75 cp, 55 sp, 26 gp, and a gold earring set with a tiny ruby (30 gp)

I search the room for loot and any objects further illuminated by my spell, loot bodies. Stealth 16 Winning 5009

Grab the loot peek through the next door

Stealth 4

Perceotion 24

Absinthe picks up a mug, gets a fresh beer from the tap and enjoys a cold brew. 

There is nothing else on the bodies, everything they had with them was on the table. The table and chairs are also glowing pinkly.

Everyone receives 80XP for that slaughter, putting you all at a 970xp total and you're all level3 now!

Absinthe expects a cold one, but it is indeed a warm one.

Az Emberi: