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Kaz casts Haste, on themself, their body seeming to move unnaturally quick, tattoos faintly pulsing with sunlight. The quick elf then runs forward and slashes once with their shillelaghs.
SLASH: Attack: 13 Damage: 11
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Shrek stops after successfully swinging and connecting with the large elder beast, and scratches his chin in confusion. For a few seconds, you can see the gears literally turning in his head, before he announces out loud the most profound statement you've ever heard cross his lips...."Old giants is masochist? Want's to die?"
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“Is this guy okay?”Kai asks, holding a ball of fire in his hand. “I mean... Does he want to die?”He looks to the giant.“You wanna talk it out, dude?”
Action - Readying a fire bolt. Trigger will be if he says no or just wants to continue fighting.
Attack: 23 Damage: 14
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Aeydof the Dragons || Wood Elf / Way of the Ascendant Dragon Monk Demetrios Zalaoras || Protector Aasimar / Paladin of Torm Hawke || Kalashtar / Circle of the Moon Druid Morticia || Half-Aasimar Rogue Yvan || Goliath / Path of the Wild Soul Barbarian | Paladin of Helm /ᐠ。ꞈ。ᐟ\
Sobek-wolf dives in, nipping at the giant’s hamstrings..
Attack: 26 Damage: 19
Attack: 19 Damage: 16
ELDERLY ABUSE
Percy18, Sobek15, Shrek13, Lucas11, Pizza10, Kaz9, Ertgard5(AC15/HP230), Vetis3
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Xenophon: Topaz Dragonborn Fighter (ixi's Dragon of Icespire Peak)
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Kaz casts Haste, on themself, their body seeming to move unnaturally quick, tattoos faintly pulsing with sunlight. The quick elf then runs forward and slashes once with their shillelaghs.
SLASH: Attack: 13 Damage: 11
Corinne Hemlock: Dhampir courtesan and dusk huntress
Kraig Bronzeaxe: Dwarven archaeologist and guerilla archer
ELDERLY ABUSE
Percy18, Sobek15, Shrek13, Lucas11, Pizza10, Kaz9, Ertgard5(AC15/HP230), Vetis3
Kaz misses, Ertgard turns on Sobek and swings his massive axe! "End it, puny fragile things!"
Attack: 12 Damage: 27
Attack: 28 Damage: 28
ELDERLY ABUSE
Percy18, Sobek15, Shrek13, Lucas11, Pizza10, Kaz9, Ertgard5(AC15/HP230), Vetis3
Vetis casts spirit guardians.
DC 14 Wis ST for half of 16 radiant damage.
Stella Diamant, Human Rogue 17 (Swashbuckler), The Exploits of Misfit Company
Kat, Medtech, Cyberpunk: Red
Shi, Changeling Bard 4 (College of Spirits), Tyrant's Grasp
Dani, Human Artificer 9 (Armorer), Skulls and Starships
DM, Project Point (Teams Scimitar and Longsword)
Everything Else!
Shrek stops after successfully swinging and connecting with the large elder beast, and scratches his chin in confusion. For a few seconds, you can see the gears literally turning in his head, before he announces out loud the most profound statement you've ever heard cross his lips...."Old giants is masochist? Want's to die?"
Last to know and first to be blamed...
As a free action, can I regret my life choices?
(Forgot to add Ertguard needs to make a DC 13 str check or be knocked prone by Sobek-wolf)
ELDERLY ABUSE
Percy18, Sobek15, Shrek13, Lucas11, Pizza10, Kaz9, Ertgard5(AC15/HP230), Vetis3
Here's the save for Sobek: 10
Here's the Vetis save: 3
ELDERLY ABUSE
Percy18, Sobek15, Shrek13, Lucas11, Pizza10, Kaz9, Ertgard5(AC15/HP214)PRONE, Vetis3
Lucas keeps his distance and fires his shots while his wolf makes use of its pack tactics.
Attack: 17 Damage: 11 + (CH)3
Attack: 29 Damage: 13
Beast Attack: 22 Damage: 13
Sobek goes for Ertgard’s throat, now that he’s been knocked flying...
Attack: 14 Damage: 8
Attack: 25 Damage: 8
(Sorry - accidentally did 4 damage too much last turn, so reduce damage by 4 from the above)
ELDERLY ABUSE
Percy18, Sobek15, Shrek13, Lucas11, Pizza10, Kaz9, Ertgard5(AC15/HP170)PRONE, Vetis3
All the attacks except one hit!
As a bonus action, Percival will automatically deal 4 points of damage to Ertgard with Maddening Hex. Then he'll swing twice!
Attack: 18 Damage: 14
Attack: 23 Damage: 15
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ELDERLY ABUSE
Percy18, Sobek15, Shrek13, Lucas11, Pizza10, Kaz9, Ertgard5(AC15/HP137)PRONE, Vetis3
As Ertgard get hits, he laughs, as if this is what he wants.
“Is this guy okay?” Kai asks, holding a ball of fire in his hand. “I mean... Does he want to die?” He looks to the giant. “You wanna talk it out, dude?”
Action - Readying a fire bolt. Trigger will be if he says no or just wants to continue fighting.
Attack: 23 Damage: 14
Aeyd of the Dragons || Wood Elf / Way of the Ascendant Dragon Monk
Demetrios Zalaoras || Protector Aasimar / Paladin of Torm
Hawke || Kalashtar / Circle of the Moon Druid
Morticia || Half-Aasimar Rogue
Yvan || Goliath / Path of the Wild Soul Barbarian | Paladin of Helm
/ᐠ。ꞈ。ᐟ\
Kaz will cast cure wounds on Shrek, healing him for : 8
then swing their kukri at the giant
SWING: Attack: 26 Damage: 7
Corinne Hemlock: Dhampir courtesan and dusk huntress
Kraig Bronzeaxe: Dwarven archaeologist and guerilla archer
Shrek decides that he needs to complete another Luskan Deliveries shipment...delivering the hurt to the freaky old giant who apparently wants to die:
Last to know and first to be blamed...
As a free action, can I regret my life choices?
ELDERLY ABUSE
Percy18, Sobek15, Shrek13, Lucas11, Pizza10, Kaz9, Ertgard5(AC15/HP76), Vetis3
He just keeps on going, and going! He gets up and attacks Shrek!
Attack: 28 Damage: 15
Attack: 19 Damage: 23
ELDERLY ABUSE
Percy18, Sobek15, Shrek13, Lucas11, Pizza10, Kaz9, Ertgard5(AC15/HP76), Vetis3
Vetis sighs and summons a spiritual icicle and then does chill touch.
DC 14 Wis ST for half of 17 radiant damage.
Attack: 24 Damage: 12
Attack: 12 Damage: 12
Stella Diamant, Human Rogue 17 (Swashbuckler), The Exploits of Misfit Company
Kat, Medtech, Cyberpunk: Red
Shi, Changeling Bard 4 (College of Spirits), Tyrant's Grasp
Dani, Human Artificer 9 (Armorer), Skulls and Starships
DM, Project Point (Teams Scimitar and Longsword)
Everything Else!
ELDERLY ABUSE
Percy18, Sobek15, Shrek13, Lucas11, Pizza10, Kaz9, Ertgard5(AC15/HP76), Vetis3
Vetis hits! Once! And, I have to make ANOTHER save: 3
ELDERLY ABUSE
Percy18, Sobek15, Shrek13, Lucas11, Pizza10, Kaz9, Ertgard5(AC15/HP55), Vetis3