“Hey bone shark! F@#* you!” Kazimir will draw their wooden kukri and strike at the shark, trying to break one of the teeth off that’s digging into the hull:
Attack: 26 Damage: 15
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Corinne Hemlock: Dhampir courtesan and dusk huntress Kraig Bronzeaxe: Dwarven archaeologist and guerilla archer
The huge undead shark lets go of the ship. It sinks into the water again and appears on the other side of the ship, breaching the water and landing on the ship! Its bones reconfigure and it stands, revealing in its belly undead reinforcements!
Aeydof the Dragons || Wood Elf / Way of the Ascendant Dragon Monk Demetrios Zalaoras || Protector Aasimar / Paladin of Torm Hawke || Kalashtar / Circle of the Moon Druid Morticia || Half-Aasimar Rogue Yvan || Goliath / Path of the Wild Soul Barbarian | Paladin of Helm /ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\
Ignoring the ugly sailors who popped out of the mecha shark, for now, Shrek resets the ballista and slings a projectile at the empty shell of the BabyShark again:
Lucas draws an arrow and fires towards the undead shark, slightly leaning on the railing to make the shot as clear as possible. He also calls out in reply to Kai, "We might have pushed into its territory! But that's only if its one of those natural undead types!"
"****er!" Kai seethes as he sees the shark swim off like a weenie baby. With a groan, he points a finger at Sailor1 and shoots off a Fire Bolt.
Attack: 18 Damage: Unable to parse dice roll.
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Aeydof the Dragons || Wood Elf / Way of the Ascendant Dragon Monk Demetrios Zalaoras || Protector Aasimar / Paladin of Torm Hawke || Kalashtar / Circle of the Moon Druid Morticia || Half-Aasimar Rogue Yvan || Goliath / Path of the Wild Soul Barbarian | Paladin of Helm /ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\
Percival21, Ava19, Kazimir19, BabySharkdodododododo19(AC13/HP97), *****esNHoes15, Vetis14, Lucas10, Shrek5
That's a hit!
Percival21, Ava19, Kazimir19, BabySharkdodododododo19(AC13/HP95), *****esNHoes15, Vetis14, Lucas10, Shrek5
Ava leans over the ship again swinging her ax, "Stop damaging my ship. This is going to take me ages to fix!" Attack: 9 Damage: 14
“Hey bone shark! F@#* you!” Kazimir will draw their wooden kukri and strike at the shark, trying to break one of the teeth off that’s digging into the hull:
Attack: 26 Damage: 15
Corinne Hemlock: Dhampir courtesan and dusk huntress
Kraig Bronzeaxe: Dwarven archaeologist and guerilla archer
Ava misses!
The huge undead shark lets go of the ship. It sinks into the water again and appears on the other side of the ship, breaching the water and landing on the ship! Its bones reconfigure and it stands, revealing in its belly undead reinforcements!
Percival21,Ava19, Kazimir19, BabySharkdodododododo19(AC13/HP80), *****esNHoes15, Vetis14, Lucas10, Shrek5
Five undead sailors erupt from the undead shark and join the fray.
Sailor1: 17
Sailor2: 15
Sailor3: 21
Sailor4: 19
Sailor5: 9
Percival21, Sailor3(21)(AC11/HP11), Ava19, Kazimir19, BabyShark19(AC13/HP80), Sailor4(19)(AC11/HP11), Sailor1(17)(AC/11/HP11), Sailor2(15)(AC11/HP11), *****esNHoes15, Vetis14, Lucas10, Sailor5(9)(AC11/HP11), Shrek5
"Dude! What the heck is going on here?! Who did we piss off!?" Kai asks panicked, shooting off another Sacred Flame!
DC13 Dex or take 8 Radiant damage!
(on the shark!)
Aeyd of the Dragons || Wood Elf / Way of the Ascendant Dragon Monk
Demetrios Zalaoras || Protector Aasimar / Paladin of Torm
Hawke || Kalashtar / Circle of the Moon Druid
Morticia || Half-Aasimar Rogue
Yvan || Goliath / Path of the Wild Soul Barbarian | Paladin of Helm
/ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\
Percival21, Sailor3(21)(AC11/HP11), Ava19, Kazimir19, BabyShark19(AC13/HP80), Sailor4(19)(AC11/HP11), Sailor1(17)(AC/11/HP11), Sailor2(15)(AC11/HP11), *****esNHoes15, Vetis14, Lucas10, Sailor5(9)(AC11/HP11), Shrek5
Here's the save: 20 Denied.
Percival21, Sailor3(21)(AC11/HP11), Ava19, Kazimir19, BabyShark19(AC13/HP80), Sailor4(19)(AC11/HP11), Sailor1(17)(AC/11/HP11), Sailor2(15)(AC11/HP11), *****esNHoes15, Vetis14, Lucas10, Sailor5(9)(AC11/HP11), Shrek5
"Something undead," Vetis provides helpfully as icy hands clamp around Sailor5 and Sailor3.
Attack: 25 Damage: 9 and dis on attack rolls against me until the end of my next turn.
Attack: 24 Damage: 6 and dis on attack rolls against me until the end of my next turn.
Stella Diamant, Human Rogue 17 (Swashbuckler), The Exploits of Misfit Company
Kat, Medtech, Cyberpunk: Red
Shi, Changeling Bard 4 (College of Spirits), Tyrant's Grasp
Dani, Human Artificer 9 (Armorer), Skulls and Starships
DM, Project Point (Teams Scimitar and Longsword)
Everything Else!
Percival21, Sailor3(21)(AC11/HP11), Ava19, Kazimir19, BabyShark19(AC13/HP80), Sailor4(19)(AC11/HP11), Sailor1(17)(AC/11/HP11), Sailor2(15)(AC11/HP11), *****esNHoes15, Vetis14, Lucas10, Sailor5(9)(AC11/HP11), Shrek5
Two hits!
Percival21, Sailor3(21)(AC11/HP5), Ava19, Kazimir19, BabyShark19(AC13/HP80), Sailor4(19)(AC11/HP11), Sailor1(17)(AC/11/HP11), Sailor2(15)(AC11/HP11), *****esNHoes15, Vetis14, Lucas10, Sailor5(9)(AC11/HP2), Shrek5
Ignoring the ugly sailors who popped out of the mecha shark, for now, Shrek resets the ballista and slings a projectile at the empty shell of the BabyShark again:
Attack: 20 Damage: 14
Last to know and first to be blamed...
As a free action, can I regret my life choices?
Lucas draws an arrow and fires towards the undead shark, slightly leaning on the railing to make the shot as clear as possible. He also calls out in reply to Kai, "We might have pushed into its territory! But that's only if its one of those natural undead types!"
Attack: 16 Damage: 7
Percival21, Sailor3(21)(AC11/HP5), Ava19, Kazimir19, BabyShark19(AC13/HP80), Sailor4(19)(AC11/HP11), Sailor1(17)(AC/11/HP11), Sailor2(15)(AC11/HP11), *****esNHoes15, Vetis14, Lucas10, Sailor5(9)(AC11/HP2), Shrek5
Shrek and Lucas's attacks hit!
Percival21, Sailor3(21)(AC11/HP5), Ava19, Kazimir19, BabyShark19(AC13/HP59), Sailor4(19)(AC11/HP11), Sailor1(17)(AC/11/HP11), Sailor2(15)(AC11/HP11), *****esNHoes15, Vetis14, Lucas10, Sailor5(9)(AC11/HP2), Shrek5
Percival swings at Sailor3!
Attack: 16 Damage: 9
Xenophon: Topaz Dragonborn Fighter (ixi's Dragon of Icespire Peak)
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Percival21, Sailor3(21)(AC11/HP5), Ava19, Kazimir19, BabyShark19(AC13/HP59), Sailor4(19)(AC11/HP11), Sailor1(17)(AC/11/HP11), Sailor2(15)(AC11/HP11), *****esNHoes15, Vetis14, Lucas10, Sailor5(9)(AC11/HP2), Shrek5
Bodied!
Percival21, Ava19, Kazimir19, BabyShark19(AC13/HP59), Sailor4(19)(AC11/HP11), Sailor1(17)(AC/11/HP11), Sailor2(15)(AC11/HP11), *****esNHoes15, Vetis14, Lucas10, Sailor5(9)(AC11/HP2), Shrek5
Ava smiles and calls out a dwarvish war call before jumping in swinging at sailor4 Attack: 17 Damage: 6.
Percival21, Ava19, Kazimir19, BabyShark19(AC13/HP59), Sailor4(19)(AC11/HP5), Sailor1(17)(AC/11/HP11), Sailor2(15)(AC11/HP11), *****esNHoes15, Vetis14, Lucas10, Sailor5(9)(AC11/HP2), Shrek5
A hit!
Percival21, Ava19, Kazimir19, BabyShark19(AC13/HP59), Sailor4(19)(AC11/HP5), Sailor1(17)(AC/11/HP11), Sailor2(15)(AC11/HP11), *****esNHoes15, Vetis14, Lucas10, Sailor5(9)(AC11/HP2), Shrek5
Kaz tried to knock one of the sailor’s head into the drink:
Attack: 21 Damage: 10
Corinne Hemlock: Dhampir courtesan and dusk huntress
Kraig Bronzeaxe: Dwarven archaeologist and guerilla archer
Percival21, Ava19, Kazimir19, BabyShark19(AC13/HP59), Sailor4(19)(AC11/HP5), Sailor1(17)(AC/11/HP11), Sailor2(15)(AC11/HP11), *****esNHoes15, Vetis14, Lucas10, Sailor5(9)(AC11/HP2), Shrek5
GOT EEM! Right..into..the drink?
Percival21, Ava19, Kazimir19, BabyShark19(AC13/HP59), Sailor1(17)(AC/11/HP11), Sailor2(15)(AC11/HP11), *****esNHoes15, Vetis14, Lucas10, Sailor5(9)(AC11/HP2), Shrek5
The undead shark disengages and leaps back into the depths of the water, having delivered it's dangerous cargo.
Sailor1 fires a crossbow at Shrek!
ARR ME HEARTY Attack: 13 Damage: 5
Sailor2 swings at Ava!
YE SCALAWAG Attack: 23 Damage: 9
Percival21, Ava19, Kazimir19, BabyShark19(AC13/HP59), Sailor1(17)(AC/11/HP11), Sailor2(15)(AC11/HP11), *****esNHoes15, Vetis14, Lucas10, Sailor5(9)(AC11/HP2), Shrek5
Vetis goes for Sailor5 and Sailor1.
Sailor1: 6 Damage: 8
Sailor5: 23 Damage: 4
Stella Diamant, Human Rogue 17 (Swashbuckler), The Exploits of Misfit Company
Kat, Medtech, Cyberpunk: Red
Shi, Changeling Bard 4 (College of Spirits), Tyrant's Grasp
Dani, Human Artificer 9 (Armorer), Skulls and Starships
DM, Project Point (Teams Scimitar and Longsword)
Everything Else!
"****er!" Kai seethes as he sees the shark swim off like a weenie baby. With a groan, he points a finger at Sailor1 and shoots off a Fire Bolt.
Attack: 18 Damage: Unable to parse dice roll.
Aeyd of the Dragons || Wood Elf / Way of the Ascendant Dragon Monk
Demetrios Zalaoras || Protector Aasimar / Paladin of Torm
Hawke || Kalashtar / Circle of the Moon Druid
Morticia || Half-Aasimar Rogue
Yvan || Goliath / Path of the Wild Soul Barbarian | Paladin of Helm
/ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\
Percival21, Ava19, Kazimir19, BabyShark19(AC13/HP59), Sailor1(17)(AC/11/HP11), Sailor2(15)(AC11/HP11), *****esNHoes15, Vetis14, Lucas10, Sailor5(9)(AC11/HP2), Shrek5
Kai hits, dude! Vetis hits once, cuz nat1 lewl!
Percival21, Ava19, Kazimir19, BabyShark19(AC13/HP59), Sailor1(17)(AC/11/HP6), Sailor2(15)(AC11/HP11), *****esNHoes15, Vetis14, Lucas10, Shrek5